tight pants, now what about the pocket contents

[Giving Tree]

ok, i recently picked up a few new pairs of jeans after going from a 38 waist to a 33 waist, and i got some low rise slim fit sevens and g stars, but the problem is that now my pocket space is GREATLY limited. i've got 5 or 6 keys on a keyring that look like i have a damn tumor on my leg, and my wallet is FAR too thick to fit anywhere in them as well. what do i do? i need an ULTRA thin wallet, and some sort of solution for the keys.

i turn to you duty free, save me from the embarassment of bulky puffy pockets when i worked so hard to look good in these jeans.

*(oh, and where the hell do i put my cellphone?)*

[-40 trooper]

that's what you get for bein gay

[Giving Tree]

Originally posted by -40 trooper@Apr 18 2005, 02:45 PM
that's what you get for bein gay
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since when does my sexual preference matter?

[-40 trooper]

I knew it!..well it doesnt, if you're actually gay it makes sense you rock tight pants..cary on

[<KEY3>]

haha.... now you need a 'merse'.
You know... the man purse!

[boogie hands]

get a money clip or a thin wallet. as for the keys, you could always clip them to your belt loop but in combination with the tight pants someone may mistake you for an atreyu fan and punch you in the back of the head.....

[<KEY3>]

how did I know boogie would be up in here?

Just like in The wind in the willows;

'Pockets, and the things we carry in them is
what seperates us from the lower animals.'

(it was said by a toad, but the point is valid)

[sarcasm]

Originally posted by <KEY3>@Apr 18 2005, 04:03 PM
how did I know boogie would be up in here?

Just like in The wind in the willows;

'Pockets, and the things we carry in them is
what seperates us from the lower animals.'

(it was said by a toad, but the point is valid)
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so would that make a kangaroo a higher animal?

[<KEY3>]

well it depends what they keep in the pouch.
If it's just slime and 'joeys' then they're not that high,
but let's say they have a pocket watch and a pack of matches.....

[sarcasm]

lol i see

but the kangaroos are carrying nipples connected to mameries
in the pouch. and nipples are indeed, high... yes even kangaroo
boobs

[boogie hands]

Originally posted by <KEY3>@Apr 18 2005, 11:03 AM
how did I know boogie would be up in here?
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i saw "tight pants" and it just sucked me in.

[Giving Tree]

atreyu isn't THAT bad..

i think im going to get duplicate keys and keep them off-ring and just carry housekey and carkey single.

how "cool" are moneyclips though, they remind me of tom sellik (can't spell, don't care.)

[votone]

umm i got an idea....take the pants back...get bigger ones

[sarcasm]

^^ didn't u know, tigher pants are in right now

[E-DubleSkilZ]

LOL...shit is true - its all about tight pants so u can show off your shoes

[sarcasm]

^^ Word, son

[Abracadabra]

man package and man ass clearly visible in your denim? time to commit suicide

[emergin_graffer]

Originally posted by boogie hands@Apr 18 2005, 09:20 AM
i saw "tight pants" and it just sucked me in.
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:haha: :haha: :haha:

[sarcasm]

Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Apr 19 2005, 01:22 AM
man package and man ass clearly visible in your denim? time to commit suicide
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man package and man ass visibility is never good. i'm not talking skin
tight pants that comsume every inch of space taking up all available air to
let your legs breathe, so at the end of the day your legs look like prunes,
i'm talking about nice fitting, tigher than your wide leg pants. no 32" leg
opening please

[CACashRefund]

Tight like this:








































http://photos.yafro.com/pics3/i/20041205/00/1/0/6/10648b8c7c9b240332a2b368d8e111e80_full.jpg

[sarcasm]

ahaha, she scared herself

[Abracadabra]

http://www.upl.cs.wisc.edu/~garret/stuff/pics/2002-2003/JEANS.JPG

oh mama!

[Giving Tree]

haha, NOWHERE near that tight.. its a full size bigger than my waist, i just want to keep my pockets looking smooth, that's all.

and when i say "tight" i should have said fitting, i'm used to a full 2 or 3 sizes bigger than i really wear. i used to like them falling off my ass, now i like my ass.

[sarcasm]

^^ that's where i was trying to get at

[sarcasm]

and to just keep it going, because its so ugly it's intriguing

http://retyper.com/archives/uglyfatgirl.jpg

[makeoutbandit]

a key ring never hurts.
look for a travel wallet
its like a 1/8 of an inch thick has two spots for stuff
some wallets even come with them built in.

[justaname]

Originally posted by Giving Tree@Apr 18 2005, 06:40 AM
ok, i recently picked up a few new pairs of jeans after going from a 38 waist to a 33 waist, and i got some low rise slim fit sevens and g stars, but the problem is that now my pocket space is GREATLY limited. i've got 5 or 6 keys on a keyring that look like i have a damn tumor on my leg, and my wallet is FAR too thick to fit anywhere in them as well. what do i do? i need an ULTRA thin wallet, and some sort of solution for the keys.

i turn to you duty free, save me from the embarassment of bulky puffy pockets when i worked so hard to look good in these jeans.

*(oh, and where the hell do i put my cellphone?)*
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i don't wear tight pants * :clown2: * but here's something you can do, put your cell phone in the *fifth* pocket if you have one, or on the back pocket since you wear tight pants this will make you look like you have extra ass and men *uhhhhh* like them. money clip is KEWL... or put your wallet in the back pocket... but DON'T WEAR TIGHT PANTS.... HAVE FEELING FOR YOUR BALLS!

[krie]

Find a medium between BAGGY and TIGHT

[<KEY3>]

Originally posted by krie@Apr 20 2005, 03:44 AM
Find a medium between BAGGY and TIGHT
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I think that's what you would call 'a good fit'.

[455]

hahaha......I saw "tight pants" and it sucked me in also......I don't know what the fuck the thing is with the "I gotta put my jeans on the shower so the denim stretches so they will fit" look----fuck that....I see it everywhere...especially skateboarders nowdays----rockin' girls jeans.....gay.

oh.....just get a key chain and hang 'em from your belt loop.

[Nekro]

Carry less stuff :idea:.

Thin wallet, small phone, 2/3 keys.

[Giving Tree]

damn man..

these are not DICK TIGHT pants, i do not need to do anything to put them on, and can slide them off without unbuttoning them. they are just closer to my leg than "baggy" carpenter pants or other shit like that. when i put big objects in the pockets, it looks all fucked up. that's all.

I'll post a damn picture once i get a camera round here.

[fatalist]

one of my friends rocks fitted jeans, and his solution to the problem,is he carries his thin wallet in his back pocket, his shirt covers it anyway, whenever he's with me i hold his keys in my purse, but when he can't pull the purse method, he sticks them in his pocket, its really not a big deal to him.

[Giving Tree]

i just like to look nice at the bar or club, and honestly the keys look pretty bad because i have my door popper on there, and my keys, and the ring, its a monstrosity.

[sarcasm]

i've noticed a number of people stating "just put your wallet in your
back pocket.."

now, for me, i have always put my wallet in my back pocket, i never
got into the habbit of putting it in one of my front pockets..

and i can't say that i know a lot of guys who do put the wallet in the
front actually.

is it just me, or did putting a wallet in the front pocket always
seem unsensable?

[Nekro]

You're not crazy: I've been rocking the wallet in the back right pocket since I've been carrying one.

[fatalist]

Originally posted by Giving Tree@Apr 22 2005, 03:03 AM
i just like to look nice at the bar or club, and honestly the keys look pretty bad because i have my door popper on there, and my keys, and the ring, its a monstrosity.
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lol, don't worry, i bet you look nice even with a monstrous bulge coming from your pocket.



yo, rereading my sentence it just doesn't sound right, damn my mind must be in the gutter tonight.

[IzacFour]

Easy. Carry a bag. A bag is an essential item these days any way, why arent you carrying one of some sort?

[The Leader]

Fuck a bag.



I've worn fitted jeans for most of my life. (i had a baggy pants phase in middle school, then realized i was being a douche bag) If you are worried about it so much just get a key ring thing to hook to your belt loops. you shouldn't be worried about your wallet showing, but whatever.

[sneak]

Originally posted by sarcasm@Apr 22 2005, 03:47 AM
i've noticed a number of people stating "just put your wallet in your
back pocket.."

now, for me, i have always put my wallet in my back pocket, i never
got into the habbit of putting it in one of my front pockets..

and i can't say that i know a lot of guys who do put the wallet in the
front actually.

is it just me, or did putting a wallet in the front pocket always
seem unsensable?
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unsensible?
i always have mine in the front cos i always reckon its easier to rob it out of my back pocket.

[oh so modern]

i am wearing a pair of stretch seven bootcuts right now.
cell phone in the left front pocket pushed to the outside seam
so as not to rub against my johnson. wallet with money, ids,
and minimal other jazz in back right pocket although this can
be changed to left to accomodate personal practice. finally
only the keys i need in right front pocket. i still look fit.
keep it clever.

[sarcasm]

Originally posted by sneak+Apr 23 2005, 08:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sneak - Apr 23 2005, 08:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-sarcasm@Apr 22 2005, 03:47 AM
i've noticed a number of people stating "just put your wallet in your
back pocket.."

now, for me, i have always put my wallet in my back pocket, i never
got into the habbit of putting it in one of my front pockets..

and i can't say that i know a lot of guys who do put the wallet in the
front actually.

is it just me, or did putting a wallet in the front pocket always
seem unsensable?
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unsensible?
i always have mine in the front cos i always reckon its easier to rob it out of my back pocket.
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[/b][/quote]


you bring up a good point. everytime i was in a highly crowded place
i'd put my wallet in my front pockets. but for an everday scenerio, the
wallet always just seemed it had it's place in the back pocket- it just fits
better

[Manifesto]

Originally posted by sarcasm+Apr 24 2005, 12:19 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sarcasm - Apr 24 2005, 12:19 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Originally posted by sneak@Apr 23 2005, 08:03 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-sarcasm@Apr 22 2005, 03:47 AM
i've noticed a number of people stating "just put your wallet in your
back pocket.."

now, for me, i have always put my wallet in my back pocket, i never
got into the habbit of putting it in one of my front pockets..

and i can't say that i know a lot of guys who do put the wallet in the
front actually.

is it just me, or did putting a wallet in the front pocket always
seem unsensable?
Quoted post

unsensible?
i always have mine in the front cos i always reckon its easier to rob it out of my back pocket.
Quoted post



you bring up a good point. everytime i was in a highly crowded place
i'd put my wallet in my front pockets. but for an everday scenerio, the
wallet always just seemed it had it's place in the back pocket- it just fits
better
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[/b][/quote]

agreed,
it fits better int he back,
but i cant sit on my wallet anymore,
that shit fucks up my back,
my wallet becomes george costanza spec sometimes and becomes a burden to sit on at a slanttt.

[mackfatsoe]

Always the front pocket.

Sitting on a wallet is just uncomfortable.

Plus, my shit is Gucci, so it would be plain disrespectful too.

[CACashRefund]

You had to mention it was gucci huh?
MY shit is held together by velcro BEEYATCH!
http://www.dreadnought-tvr.co.uk/mg_parts/images/wallet.jpg

[PUMPKIN ESCOBAR]

Don't carry a wallet at all. I have one with all my shit in it, bank cards, id, money, change etc.....but I leave it on my dresser and only take what I need out of it when I leave the house.

[GnomeToys]

My jeans fit me perfectly at the waist and I don't need a belt, the ankles are around 50" wide, no logos on them, and I can fit 16 cans of beer in the 8 pockets, although then I need a belt. Fuck a tight pant.

[sarcasm]

do they happen to look like this?

http://www.freakandfrolic.com/store/products/SPEC176.jpg

[mackfatsoe]

Originally posted by CACashRefund@Apr 24 2005, 06:55 PM
You had to mention it was gucci huh?

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DAMN RIGHT.

I rock blue Dickies. Exclusively.

Skin tight jeans?

No thanks.

[GnomeToys]

Originally posted by sarcasm@Apr 25 2005, 06:31 PM
do they happen to look like this?

http://www.freakandfrolic.com/store/products/SPEC176.jpg
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Nothing that silly, although I could do without the reflectors on the pockets.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/Lederhose/RandomStuff/medpants.jpg

[Abracadabra]

Originally posted by GnomeToys@Apr 26 2005, 12:57 PM
Nothing that silly, although I could do without the reflectors on the pockets.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/Lederhose/RandomStuff/medpants.jpg
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those.are.fucking.aweful

:rolleyes: ravers :rolleyes:

[GnomeToys]

I think extremely tight pants that I can't move correctly in and that squish my testicles continuously are pretty bad too. I was wearing large blue jeans like this long before I had a clue what a rave was, and I'll continue doing so until the world ends. I'd wear a fucking kilt if I could find a nice one, nothing like some cool breeze on your balls in the summer.

[Abracadabra]

super tight pants are teh gay too, i won't disagree with ya there. the whole raver pants thing just looks as goofy as. and you're gunna continue rocking them shits when you're old and grey? you're gunna be one funny lookin senior citizen

[GnomeToys]

Nah, probably not. I want to find something that's more of a bellbottom style with a loose top too, not too wide ankle, but that's "in" with the 12 year old girls right now big time so that could get even gayer. I should just give up and start wearing the pants sarcasm posted, only with more rainbows, then go clubbing and tag bathroom stalls.

[sarcasm]

i would rather see you rock them huge ass jeans than rainbow parachutes
around your legs.

http://www.freakandfrolic.com/store/products/SPEC201.jpg

worst. pants. ever.

[fatalist]

i concur

[Weapon X]

Yo, you must have a fat wallet because I wear Levi's 535s almost everyday and I never have a problem. Oh yeah, I don't use a wallet, and the only thing I ever hate having to stick in my pockets is my discman, which I am planning to drop off an overpass sometime in the near future.

[oneeightyone]

Wallet in the back pocket is the manly way to wear it, front pocket, means your a queer. now your not a queer now are you queer boy.

[mkonji]

Levi's 501s, perfect in everyway.

[Giving Tree]

Originally posted by oneeightyone@Apr 30 2005, 04:30 PM
Wallet in the back pocket is the manly way to wear it, front pocket, means your a queer. now your not a queer now are you queer boy.
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shit, you clearly don't know who I am.

YES, I AM, IN FACT, GAY.


big fucking deal.


by the way, sold the pants for 10 dollars profit. bought the new O.S. GEMEOS nike's with the cash.

[sarcasm]

that sounds most awsome

[26SidedCube]

Why do all bmxes look like extras in a Taking Back Sunday pit now days?

I liked it when BMXers were just white trash dudes in flannels that could tear shit up. This new breed is ready for a photospread but all they do is ride up vert and turn around.

Sorry guys, the only exposure to 'fashion' I get is at the skatepark and shows. People mistake me for a 'wigger' because I wear basketball shorts.

[rubbish heap]

I don't know a single person that wears their wallet in their front pocket. I'm long used to feeling it when I sit down, it's like it's not there.

I wear fitting pants and I haven't had any problem with pocket fit, use a keychain I guess if it's that big of a problem...

[Joker]

I wear fitted jeans as well. If I go out with friends to a bar I put what I need in my pockets: ID, car key and some cash. The rest stays home and my house keys stay in the car.

[pugsly]

the most obvious solution is buy a hand bag........ :clown2:....just jokin...just get a neck cord for ya phone and put ya money in ya pockets.........