SWX1994
05-08-2005, 12:14 PM
Position: Web Master
Steel Wheels is seeking qualified individuals to recreate and maintain the Steel Wheels website.
Qualifications
FEMALE, at least 18 years old of any ethnic, racial or socio-economic background.
at or below 150lbs. with a B or C cup bra size.
Cannot be turned off by a errands to go get Krispie Kreme Doughnuts when the red light is on
Willing to participate in office scandals of a sexual nature.
Should not fear water cooler gossip about the scandals.
Must report to work early and leave late wearing very skimpy, revealing clothes.
Reports to
THE H.N.I.C.
Salary
This job does not pay but we drink and do drugs on the job…and it will look good on your resume
Position
Preferably doggie style but we seeking individuals who can think outside the box.
Submit several nude photos and an outdated resume to:
hoppers7@steelwheelsxpress.com
Updated:
SIEN 5 INTERVIEW (1995) (http://steelwheelsxpress.com/interviews/interviewindex.html)
SUBWAYS, PAGE 6, 7, 8 (http://steelwheelsxpress.com/subways1/SUBWAYS/SUBWAYS%20INDEX.htm)
FREIGHTS (http://steelwheelsxpress.com/FREIGHT%20INDEX%202005.html)
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post1.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post1a.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post2.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post3.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post4.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post5.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post6.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post7.jpg
Steel Wheels is seeking qualified individuals to recreate and maintain the Steel Wheels website.
Qualifications
FEMALE, at least 18 years old of any ethnic, racial or socio-economic background.
at or below 150lbs. with a B or C cup bra size.
Cannot be turned off by a errands to go get Krispie Kreme Doughnuts when the red light is on
Willing to participate in office scandals of a sexual nature.
Should not fear water cooler gossip about the scandals.
Must report to work early and leave late wearing very skimpy, revealing clothes.
Reports to
THE H.N.I.C.
Salary
This job does not pay but we drink and do drugs on the job…and it will look good on your resume
Position
Preferably doggie style but we seeking individuals who can think outside the box.
Submit several nude photos and an outdated resume to:
hoppers7@steelwheelsxpress.com
Updated:
SIEN 5 INTERVIEW (1995) (http://steelwheelsxpress.com/interviews/interviewindex.html)
SUBWAYS, PAGE 6, 7, 8 (http://steelwheelsxpress.com/subways1/SUBWAYS/SUBWAYS%20INDEX.htm)
FREIGHTS (http://steelwheelsxpress.com/FREIGHT%20INDEX%202005.html)
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post1.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post1a.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post2.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post3.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post4.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post5.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post6.jpg
http://steelwheelsxpress.com/maypost/post7.jpg