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JudgeMathis
03-16-2006, 11:30 AM
So I went on a road trip recently.. I started out East and headed to the west coast for the first time in my life. So I'm in San Diego enjoying the sun and beach and staying at this international hostile . One day a couple guys from the hostile( a kid from saudi arabia, an australian and a jamaican) tell me that they're headed to Tijuana for the day.. it was a Friday btw. I was instantly down, having heard insane stories about tijuana: Whores, drugs, donkey shows, etc... I wanted the full border town experience. The dude driving was this rastafarian who worked at the hostile, so on the ride to the border he lit up a fat blunt. We reach the border and parked the car.. I'm fuckin baked. We walk across the border and into Mexico. I have $150 in my shoe. thats all my money for the rest of the trip ... the plan was to spend 40 bucks in mexico. Tijuana is fucking crazy, an instant culture shock. As soon as we got into mexico little kids ran up to me, dirty as hell begging for money.. People yelling at you from every direction trying to sell you shit. everyones after that American $$$. Well some shots and a bunch of coronas later we wonder down Revolution Ave to the "red light district" to check out some strip clubs. As we walk towards the red light district, whores start to appear on every corner winking at you, tugging on your shirt, "fucky, sucky! sucky fucky!" haha. Than the best street of all.. a street lined with hot chicks all in mini skirts. there had to be 100 or more chicks on both sides of the road. We went to this strip club called "Hong Kong." Had some more beers. Some of the girls were rediculously hot but they were 60 bucks a pop and i'm a cheap fuck. Well I'm now drunk and stoned, so i go outside and start inspecting the chicks on the street, one by one ... picking out the best. I walked up and down the street twice, carefully choosing. Ah, tuff decision. I finally picked my favorite, a petite chick with a fat ass and big tits. "sucky fucky.." she says. "how much?" "20 for me, 5 for the room." What a steal I thought! Chick brings me into a hotel.. i pay dude at the desk 5 bucks. she brings me to the room, theres porn playing on the tv! and the fucking begins. You get half hour for 25 bucks. I finish, try to start a quick conversation but she cant speak english for shit. I go back to the hong kong, more beers.. "Hey.. i'll fuck one more and thats it." I think to myself. So i go back to the strip and pick another girl. same deal. Than another and another! Well by the end of the night after some clubs, more beers and some serious banging, i was down to my last $20!! Ehh but it was worth it. My international friends and I, hours later, wondered back towards the good ol' USA. The Saudi kid was jumping up and down,"tonight, my friends, has been my best night while in this country!" He banged two whores and coulden't stop talking about it. He explained that in his country, if a chick has sex before marriage she gets stoned to death. On the way out some chick grabs me, "10 dolla, sucky fucky!" 10 fucking dollars??? I was tempted but resisted the offer. We stumbled back to the border and had to wait in line for 2 hours! What a bitch! Now im pretty much broke in San Diego.. I ended up sleaping on a roof for the next few days and eventually hitchhiking back east. That was a fucking crazy trip. Good times.

I'm already planning my next trip out there. 5 girls, me and a bottle of tequila :love2:

Any one else have mexico stories? Or whore stories?

Jackson
03-16-2006, 11:36 AM
http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/condom-used.jpg

I hope you used a jimmy hat.

shaolinmasta
03-16-2006, 11:38 AM
That sounds fucking mad.

I love me some latina bitches

JudgeMathis
03-16-2006, 11:38 AM
fuck yeah

$2 dollar well drinks
03-16-2006, 11:52 AM
what i would do with a G down there, bitches, yayo, bitches, yayo, cerveza, bitches yayo. and still come back with 200

!@#$%
03-16-2006, 01:05 PM
where are pics?

we don't wanna read about mexican whores/TJ/redlight
we wanna see it

Cheggit
03-16-2006, 01:12 PM
Get a real girlfriend
Spend your money on drink
not women with STI's

trackstand
03-16-2006, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Cheggit@Mar 16 2006, 07:12 AM

not women with STI's
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I want to meet women with STI's!

Al Green
03-16-2006, 02:12 PM
sexually transmitted intelligence.

Herbivore
03-16-2006, 02:13 PM
Sexually Transmitted Intelligence?

Motherfucker.... beat me to it.

GucciCondom
03-16-2006, 02:18 PM
Sounds wild. I would get all drunk and smoked out, then pick up hot ass hookers and fuck them in their asshole and then cum in their eye.

El Mikinbin De Miami
03-16-2006, 02:24 PM
DOpe story....That's crazy though..I heard some shit on the radio the other day about Mexican prostitutes..That they're slipping some shit in your drinks so you could pass the fuck out and then they rob you. Good to see you did the dirt and made it out alright....

Cheggit
03-16-2006, 02:37 PM
Sorry nerds
Where I live they have changed it to Sexually Transmitted Infections.

GamblersGrin
03-16-2006, 03:15 PM
yo mathis

do you have your phone on or what? ive been trying to get in touch with you fool.

get at me

CACashRefund
03-16-2006, 05:05 PM
in my country i am living many very poor one day i know that i am coming here to united state

and now i am living too many fancy


haha
not really

in mexico, everything out there is a scam
cops can be bribed, the weed sucks, the coke is cheap, and i remember all my cousins used to sniff paint thinner to get high,
you know how weed is big out here, like everyone does it? well thats how paint thinner is out there, well maybe not just paint thinner but inhalants and shit like that

tijuana is like dodge city, the cops are crooked as hell, and i dont mean that they just take bribes, if you rub them the wrong way you can end up digging your own grave out in the desert

oh and mexican whores are so dirty, drunk or not theres no way in hell i would have fucked even one.

dumy
03-16-2006, 05:15 PM
seriously my dude..

get the check up my dog

count chocula
03-16-2006, 05:16 PM
fuckin word.

went to t.j. with a bunch of san diego beezelles, got in just about every club for free- they'd be like... "well he's with us and we're not leaving him". and them fucks down there will do anything to get 5 or 6 sluts in their club.

shit was bonkers- the most money i spent was tipping the bartenders, which was probably the best thing i could have done (always the first served). watched all these square ass broads let it all hang out since college was the first time daddy let them out past 11.

piled about 12 people into a makeshift taxi.
that morning i questioned why t.j. even had traffic lights.

CACashRefund
03-16-2006, 05:16 PM
he hasnt gotten a check up?

ego maniac
03-16-2006, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by symbols@Mar 16 2006, 09:05 AM
where are pics?

we don't wanna read about mexican whores/TJ/redlight
we wanna see it
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exacto...
Im ready to see
Latino fever....

CACashRefund
03-16-2006, 05:19 PM
oh youll see it allright...

ego maniac
03-16-2006, 05:22 PM
AND ps.
WHats with the "10 dolla, sucky fucky!"
thats like what they say in like
Thailand er VietCong...

TJ putas would be more like "quires mi panocha Gavachito"?
" I says, do tu, I mean YOU wanna fuck me white boy ey? come on, leetle american boy, only cinco dollares'....

THANKYOU
03-16-2006, 05:48 PM
dangerous... id maybe bang one, and id be scared silly to do so, if i even did ONE...

youre a super freak. sound like my friends desperate ass.

hahaha

the only thing is, after he fucked his mexican whore, he was falling in love with her... kissing her on the lips an shit, knowing she be sucking dick

we made fun of that fool forever over that shit

JudgeMathis
03-16-2006, 07:10 PM
^^I guess "sucky fucky" has turned into an international saying. and yes i wore a jimmy hat!!

dobsilla
03-16-2006, 07:11 PM
my buddy got a hooker in guatemala for 3 bucks.

count chocula
03-16-2006, 07:15 PM
you can go out and get a girl for free too.

DEE38
03-16-2006, 07:22 PM
ewwwww get checked you asshole, and on top of that where the fuck are the pics??? fucking jerk! get us all excited

p.s. ......i went to school, became a judge! now i give second chances..... etc etc

Pistol
03-16-2006, 07:25 PM
actually revolucion is like the main drag. like a main st if you will. the red light district is called cahuillas, it's off the strip. yes there are a lot of strip clubs on revolucion ave. but they cater to the average drunk tourist. can you get other things in there yes. so dude if you had a blast partying it up in tj with whores, you still havent been to the red light district. time to go back for more underage girls, trannies, and slaves.

not to make you feel fucked up but they had a article on the sex industry in TJ a while back. the orphanages are filled up so they release some of the older ones on 'day passes' and they work as prostitutes. also some of the pimps work out deals with the orphanages where they force the underage girls to work has prostitutes for the pimps and then send 'em back the the orphanage later. alot of times the girls pay coyotes to sneak them across the border and they take them to tj and force them to work as prostitutes with no intention of helping them get over the border.

fucked up shit. but hey at least you blow your load right.

DEE38
03-16-2006, 07:28 PM
i heart pistol


and oolong

1/4FareMetrocard
03-16-2006, 08:21 PM
i thought we were promised hoes?
wheres the pics?

Some1
03-16-2006, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by trackstand+Mar 16 2006, 08:17 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (trackstand - Mar 16 2006, 08:17 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Cheggit@Mar 16 2006, 07:12 AM

not women with STI's
Quoted post


I want to meet women with STI's!
Quoted post
[/b][/quote]

DAMN YOU FOR SAYING FIRST HAHAHA

coco chanel
03-16-2006, 08:45 PM
ADELITAS!!

Poop Man Bob
03-16-2006, 09:35 PM
A good friend of mine's little brother got head from a crack whore while in Tijuana. He was wasted and was taking a long time, so she stopped to smoke crack twice during the head-session.

There was an open window in the room they were in, and a ton of cats kept climbing in and out the entire time.

She eventually told him he was taking too long and said she wouldn't do it anymore. He left and then realized she had stolen all of his money from his pants.

Awesome.

dumy
03-16-2006, 09:43 PM
Wow..

ego maniac
03-16-2006, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by Pistol@Mar 16 2006, 03:25 PM
actually revolucion is like the main drag. like a main st if you will. the red light district is called cahuillas, it's off the strip. yes there are a lot of strip clubs on revolucion ave. but they cater to the average drunk tourist. can you get other things in there yes. so dude if you had a blast partying it up in tj with whores, you still havent been to the red light district. time to go back for more underage girls, trannies, and slaves.

not to make you feel fucked up but they had a article on the sex industry in TJ a while back. the orphanages are filled up so they release some of the older ones on 'day passes' and they work as prostitutes. also some of the pimps work out deals with the orphanages where they force the underage girls to work has prostitutes for the pimps and then send 'em back the the orphanage later. alot of times the girls pay coyotes to sneak them across the border and they take them to tj and force them to work as prostitutes with no intention of helping them get over the border.

fucked up shit. but hey at least you blow your load right.
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This is wicked sad, an 100% true....
Iv seen some fucked up shit in TJ,
an the law, theyre the most untrustworthy
mutherfuckers ever...

1988
03-16-2006, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by CACashRefund@Mar 16 2006, 09:05 AM
oh and mexican whores are so dirty, drunk or not theres no way in hell i would have fucked even one.
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yaddada?

T.T Boy
03-16-2006, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by Poop Man Bob@Mar 16 2006, 02:35 PM
A good friend of mine's little brother got head from a crack whore while in Tijuana. He was wasted and was taking a long time, so she stopped to smoke crack twice during the head-session.

There was an open window in the room they were in, and a ton of cats kept climbing in and out the entire time.

She eventually told him he was taking too long and said she wouldn't do it anymore. He left and then realized she had stolen all of his money from his pants.

Awesome.
Quoted post



good thing he noticed the cats.

Frate_Raper
03-16-2006, 10:53 PM
WOW SCUM BAG YOU HUMPED A HOOKER!

bster.ack
03-16-2006, 11:48 PM
Go to Europe once.....

ODS-1
03-16-2006, 11:59 PM
You paid for sex? You sound like a real champion.

PUMPKIN ESCOBAR
03-17-2006, 12:11 AM
^^^^^

Originally posted by Frate Raper@Mar 16 2006, 05:53 PM
WOW SCUM BAG YOU HUMPED A HOOKER!
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dnt.smke.regs
03-17-2006, 12:31 AM
im afraid to ask what a "donkey show" is. round here we call em strip clubs. but its mexico so... :(

Some1
03-17-2006, 12:48 AM
http://gallery.symbion.at/albums/album32/Bild_100.sized.jpg

this is funny but not it...


basically 4 guys hold a donkey by its legs dick side up and then the chick comes out sits on top of it and does the donkey...my friend went to boystown mexico a couple years ago has a flick but i dont talk to him anymore...

i also almost banged a hooker in montreal but the exchange wasnt open early enough so all i got was a massage with me and her naked for $30 canadian my buddy got head for 90$ canadian at 10am from a hot asian bitch... i love montreal ps visit "THE OCTOPUSSY" if you get a chance...

CALIgula
03-17-2006, 01:04 AM
I wouldnt partake in the fun....but after seeing the hookers in rio de janero, Brazil......damn!......those girls out there were like 9's and 10's...no fuckin joke....copocabana at night....they all line up in front of a dance club called "help"....

GEEB
03-17-2006, 01:04 AM
Team Handsome never "pays" for sex.

FRANKY JONES
03-17-2006, 01:22 AM
hookers are the shit...

Cheggit
03-17-2006, 01:37 AM
So
You were walking the streets of Mexico with an Arab, Jamaican and an Aussie?
No wonder you had to pay for sex.

KING BLING
03-17-2006, 02:54 AM
Originally posted by Pistol@Mar 16 2006, 11:25 AM
time to go back for more underage girls, trannies, and slaves.

Quoted post


In TJ I got offered a girl that was no older than 15 - she looked shook, it was sad. My buddy got pantsed after being lured on stage, and proceeded to get almost raped by two big chicas - I mean they were trying to make him do it AND without a condom - no bueno. Another "strip club" I think called Mary's was right next to a hotel and a cop stood guard outside. It was full of guys that probably all have kids and wives in San Diego. I just laughed at the dudes tossing a girls salad on stage. TJ was cool, it was an experience, but I could absolutely not fuck with a hooker there - though most of my friends that visited at other times did... :yuck:

alure
03-17-2006, 03:07 AM
ew i thought only fat old balding men that drooled bought hookers...

do you guys fit that description?

thats pretty fucking grimey..

aren't there free young girls you could buy drinks for and take advantage of..

KING BLING
03-17-2006, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by alure@Mar 16 2006, 07:07 PM

aren't there free young girls you could buy drinks for and take advantage of..
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Sooooo, you come here often? Buy you a drink?

alure
03-17-2006, 03:43 AM
yeah that was typical response

Dick Quickwood
03-17-2006, 03:46 AM
i bet they were all pretty loose

GrimReeper
03-17-2006, 03:47 AM
WHERES THE FLIX OF THE WHORES??

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d161/smutone/reaper-copy.jpg

JudgeMathis
03-17-2006, 03:58 AM
Originally posted by Poop Man Bob@Mar 16 2006, 09:35 PM
A good friend of mine's little brother got head from a crack whore while in Tijuana. He was wasted and was taking a long time, so she stopped to smoke crack twice during the head-session.

There was an open window in the room they were in, and a ton of cats kept climbing in and out the entire time.

She eventually told him he was taking too long and said she wouldn't do it anymore. He left and then realized she had stolen all of his money from his pants.

Awesome.
Quoted post

that is awsome!

Pistol
03-17-2006, 04:23 AM
you don't pay them for the sex.
you pay them to leave.

*rimshot

pun intended

JudgeMathis
03-17-2006, 04:33 AM
Originally posted by Pistol@Mar 17 2006, 04:23 AM
you don't pay them for the sex.
you pay them to leave.

*rimshot

pun intended
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Hell yeah man . thats what its all about!

iloveboxcars
03-17-2006, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by dobsilla@Mar 16 2006, 11:11 AM
my buddy got a hooker in guatemala for 3 bucks.
Quoted post



expensive hooker. you can get a house in guatemala for 3 bucks.

crackhouserocks
03-17-2006, 04:44 AM
Originally posted by ego maniac@Mar 16 2006, 09:22 AM
AND ps.
WHats with the "10 dolla, sucky fucky!"
thats like what they say in like
Thailand er VietCong...

TJ putas would be more like "quires mi panocha Gavachito"?
" I says, do tu, I mean YOU wanna fuck me white boy ey? come on, leetle american boy, only cinco dollares'....
Quoted post

you're both wrong, they just grab your junk and say 10 dollars

imported_IRON CHEF
03-17-2006, 04:47 AM
Originally posted by T.T Boy+Mar 16 2006, 02:47 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (T.T Boy - Mar 16 2006, 02:47 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Poop Man Bob@Mar 16 2006, 02:35 PM
A good friend of mine's little brother got head from a crack whore while in Tijuana.*** He was wasted and was taking a long time, so she stopped to smoke crack twice during the head-session.***

There was an open window in the room they were in, and a ton of cats kept climbing in and out the entire time.

She eventually told him he was taking too long and said she wouldn't do it anymore.*** He left and then realized she had stolen all of his money from his pants.

Awesome.
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good thing he noticed the cats.
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[/b][/quote]
BRILLIANT !!!

ChuckNorris
03-17-2006, 05:00 AM
http://www.animalsexfetish.com/v_pic_015.jpg
donkey show ^^


*oh fuck no.

Dick Quickwood
03-17-2006, 05:23 AM
hahahah. lovely


how was the stuff the jamaican had?

JudgeMathis
03-17-2006, 05:39 AM
Fuckin good stuff^^ dude said it was from humble county or something.. north cali

Dick Quickwood
03-17-2006, 06:17 AM
ah humboldt nice

iloveboxcars
03-17-2006, 06:21 AM
humboldt is really just lower oregon. california stops right around sf.

CALIgula
03-17-2006, 09:07 AM
Originally posted by Cheggit@Mar 16 2006, 05:37 PM
So
You were walking the streets of Mexico with an Arab, Jamaican and an Aussie?
No wonder you had to pay for sex.
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:haha: ok....so an arab, jamaican, and aussie walk into a bar.....


the bartender says...

"what is this...a joke?"

CALIgula
03-17-2006, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Mar 16 2006, 10:21 PM
humboldt is really just lower oregon. california stops right around sf.
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:rolleyes:

Irobpeople
03-17-2006, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Mar 17 2006, 06:21 AM
humboldt is really just lower oregon. california stops right around sf.
Quoted post

im going to have to disagree.

Mr. Whoppie
03-17-2006, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by Cheggit@Mar 16 2006, 05:12 AM
women with STI's
Quoted post


http://m0nkey.org/images/STi/sti1.jpg

JudgeMathis
03-17-2006, 10:55 AM
http://zooflix.com/movies/pics/883.jpg

man i wish i coulda broght my camera but i didn't want to get robbed cause its a nice one.. next time ill deff bring a disposable at least

JudgeMathis
03-17-2006, 10:59 AM
http://tijuana-whores.com/brothels/tijuana-brothel.jpg

JudgeMathis
03-17-2006, 11:01 AM
http://www.tijuana-whores.com/brothels/tijuana-girls.jpg

THANKYOU
03-17-2006, 11:30 AM
more

iloveboxcars
03-17-2006, 08:27 PM
wow i really struck a nerve with you lower oregon kids didnt i?

fatalist
03-17-2006, 08:45 PM
phew those girls look hawt!!!

Poop Man Bob
03-17-2006, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by T.T Boy+Mar 16 2006, 04:47 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (T.T Boy - Mar 16 2006, 04:47 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Poop Man Bob@Mar 16 2006, 02:35 PM
A good friend of mine's little brother got head from a crack whore while in Tijuana. He was wasted and was taking a long time, so she stopped to smoke crack twice during the head-session.

There was an open window in the room they were in, and a ton of cats kept climbing in and out the entire time.

She eventually told him he was taking too long and said she wouldn't do it anymore. He left and then realized she had stolen all of his money from his pants.

Awesome.
Quoted post



good thing he noticed the cats.
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[/b][/quote]

Hahaha. Yeah, odd detail, but I found it a funny part of the story.

count chocula
03-17-2006, 09:18 PM
sluts rule!

CACashRefund
03-17-2006, 09:22 PM
http://www.hotlatinwoman.com/august-05/illegal-1.jpg

This illegal Mexican whore called Estella and her boyfriend clean pools for a living. But it's not right for this little hoe to make money in the USA. So now we had to take her in and have our border banger fuck the shit out of her.

CALIgula
03-18-2006, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Mar 17 2006, 12:27 PM
wow i really struck a nerve with you lower oregon kids didnt i?
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cmon now....we're north of the bay...but still cali to the heart.... plus where do you think all the bay area weed comes from....up norf...