View Full Version : sunny lane, the shirley temple of porn

03-30-2007, 04:39 AM
first of all, crazy/really strange, sunny lane: the porn star whose parents manage her.

XXX Family Values
Sunny Lane's Parents Say She's 'the Girl Next Door, Turned Hard Core'
arch 13, 2007 As a girl, Sunny Lane wanted to be a professional ice skater.

Her mother, Shelby, decorated her glittery competition costumes, and her dad, Mike, cheered for his only child from the sidelines. Years later, they're still at it only now they're helping their daughter chase her dreams of becoming a porn star.

"I like to be in front of the camera," Sunny said. "I like to show my talent. I have many, many talents in a lot of different areas, and I want to show them."

But it's more than just showing off the physical assets and the innocent pouts that have earned her the nickname the "Shirley Temple of Porn," because she looks much younger than she is. Sunny will only say that she's in her 20s.

"It would totally mess the fantasy up for my fans," she said about her reluctance to reveal her age. "I look very young, which I'm very grateful [for]."

Sunny sees more than the opportunity to show off her talents; she also sees dollar signs in an industry that made almost $13 billion last year, and she demands hands-on control of her career.

"I'm a businesswoman," she said. "I have an empire, and I have a massive team backing me."

Lawyers, a publicist and image consultants are on call for Sunny, but the foundation for her team is still in the Lane apartment, where Sunny lives with her parents.

Sunny Lane is her stage name, and her parents also go by the same last name. For the last year and a half, life in the apartment has revolved around the business of selling Sunny, whom they market as "The Girl Next Door Turned Hard Core."

On a recent afternoon, Shelby answered the phone while Mike sat nearby in the living room. Upstairs, Sunny packed a suitcase for an evening full of appearances and outfit changes. Shelby helped, filling small plastic bags with costumes, makeup and music.

Once Sunny has worn an outfit, Shelby puts it unwashed, of course back in a small plastic bags to one day auction off on their Web site. Sunny's underwear can bring in a lot of cash.

"They'll pay $50 to $100 for panties," her mother said.

'Dreams Do Come True'
"We're not kinky parents," Mike said.

Married for 29 years, he and Shelby say that their own secret to staying monogamous was watching porn movies. For them, Sunny's co-stars are her "dates," and they say they'd rather her have sex on a porn set than with a "civilian" who might eventually break her heart.
more here: http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2943560&page=1

video here: http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=2947974

second of all, when the hell did porn get so expensive. seriously. didnt it used to be like $10 a dvd???? i went to look at porns the the other day with an option to buy, but shit was starting at $30 a piece. why the fuck would anyone pay 30-50 bucks for a dvd when they can get off for free already?



there were pretty hilarious porn titles.

Milk Grenades
03-30-2007, 04:46 AM

awww one boobies bigger than the other

03-30-2007, 04:46 AM

03-30-2007, 04:47 AM
yeah, i saw this on primetime live or something a while ago. the parents were like, 'id rather have her doing it safely than out with random dudes" what the fuck?

03-30-2007, 04:47 AM
actually i get rid of this post.

1 - if she isnt 16 it doesnt really matter
2 - if its what she and her family want to do it doesnt really matter
3 - i actually dont believe its wrong for a grown man to have sex with a willing woman of any age, for some reason i had a temporary lapse in thought and jumped on what ive been taught for the entirety of my life.

03-30-2007, 05:09 AM

03-30-2007, 05:11 AM

i like those letters.

03-30-2007, 05:13 AM
gotta love that vivid video!

03-30-2007, 09:24 AM
I liked when her dad was like "look at them skater legs!" during the convention, and when they where checking out the anatomically correct sex doll

03-30-2007, 03:06 PM
actually i get rid of this post.

3 - i actually dont believe its wrong for a grown man to have sex with a willing woman of any age, for some reason i had a temporary lapse in thought and jumped on what ive been taught for the entirety of my life.

woman being the operative word.

03-30-2007, 03:29 PM
and of course by woman i mean any sexually mature female.

03-30-2007, 03:39 PM
of any species

After School Special
03-30-2007, 06:34 PM
of any species


03-30-2007, 09:24 PM

awww one boobies bigger than the other

"The bitch had one big titty and one little titty and they called the bitch biggie smalls"

03-31-2007, 12:17 AM
of any species

uh, i don't agree with animal sex, and its pretty fucking disgusting in my eyes, but if that's what you're into, that's what you're into.

Dick Quickwood
03-31-2007, 05:51 AM
haha rental is into animal sechs

03-31-2007, 05:56 AM
and of course by woman i mean any sexually mature female.

one that's gone through puberty?

03-31-2007, 06:23 AM
yes, if they are ready and willing, i see no problem with it. i personally have no desire for it, but if someone else is into it and blah blah blah.. you see where this is going.

03-31-2007, 06:33 AM
She doesn't look that young.
Gauge looked younger than this tramp.

BLT Sammich
04-01-2007, 01:55 AM
this thread would be better if the porno skag was hot

04-01-2007, 02:16 AM
im not sure why you quoted me in your post, care to explain?

04-01-2007, 02:22 AM
oh no i wasnt getting pissed. when it comes to certain situations, such as this, i understand my thoughts are not of the norm, and as i've said before, i am not interested in younger girls. i just wanted to make sure that you were actually trying to call me a child molester.

04-01-2007, 02:25 AM
got it.

04-01-2007, 09:18 PM
the boob things weird.