MISSION Impeachable!

[Smart]

Good Morning Mr. Tenet.

Several high-ranking members of the Democratic party are attempting to seize control of the government of the United States by legitimate means. They plan to use a free press, open discussion of issues, and the universal franchise in an all-out effort to win the Presidency.They are: Al Gore, the former Vice-President; Senator Hilary Rodham Clinton; Senator Barak Obama; Senator John Edwards; and Senator Joe Biden. Should any one of them succeed, all of our efforts to repeal the Bill of Rights, pack the Supreme Court with right-wing morons, intimidate the media, supress dissent, halt social progress, promote big business, and crush the Congress will be destroyed.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to stop these men (and woman) once and for all by insuring that the weakest of them, Senator John Edwards, wins the nomination and sabotaging his campaign by any possible means.

You will have at your disposal electronic bugging equipment, burglary tools, wigs, voice alteration devices, a camera disguised as a tobacco pouch, forged documents, a safe house, 500 loyal but clumsy Iranians, and $2,000,000 in $100 bills.

As always, if any member of your C.I.A. force is caught or killed, the Press Secretary, the Attorney General, the Director of the F.B.I., the entire White House staff, and the President will disavow any knowledge of your activities.

This administration will self destruct in 6 months.

Good luck, Cheney

[angelofdeath]

anyone else sense the hypocrisy in this?

lets check it...
written above:

"Should any one of them succeed, all of our efforts to repeal the Bill of Rights, pack the Supreme Court with right-wing morons, intimidate the media, supress dissent, halt social progress, promote big business, and crush the Congress will be destroyed."

the same could be applied to the dems....

should any of them succeed all of our efforts to repeal the bill of rights, pack the supreme court with left wing morons, intimidate the media, suppress dissent, halt social progress, promote big business (woops, i mean labor unions....

and the dems are better than republicans, why? i think both parties are utterly evil.

its hilarious that the dems act free and clear of attacking the bill of rights ever... considering that they want to ban guns, do away with the 10th and 9th amendments, ban hate speech, and passed laws that were the precursor to the patriot act and the military commissions act in 1995 in response to 'domestic terrorism.'
they pack the supreme court with left wing loonies who have more utter contempt for rights than the right wing loonies. (thomas, excepting and scalia most of the time) the dems also tried to utterly suppress dissent in the 90's. anyone that criticized federal policy was a black helicopter militia nut and should be strung up. ever think that the militia movement was started because of blowback? because of federal policy the dems instituted? ever wonder why its growing again because of federal policy the republicans instituted"
and finally big labor is just as influential as any other big business conglomerate...

[Smart]

So... you're calling me a hypocrit?

That's it, you made the list!

[lord_casek]

haha. bantering to yourself?

yes, demopublicans and republicrats are one in the same.

i think the united states has lost its way at this point. our
founding fathers wouldn't like the idea of the people being
so sheepish about this shit. we're all just sitting back and taking
a very large shit pie in the face.

[Harpo Marx]

So, Casek any suggestions as to what we should do?

[lord_casek]

So, Casek any suggestions as to what we should do?


find and hire jason bourne?

bust the iceman out of jail?

sew a giant balloon in the shape
of a lost republic and float it across
america, taking donations to buy
a small piece of land in bolivia
and hire illegals to build the super dome
of south america?

[NoeWhan]

Move away from the USA.

Move to Guam, where you can get a full time job de-flowering women lol!

[Smart]

Guam... still basically part of the USA.

[lord_casek]

i still like my superdome of south america idea. you know that american gladiator is coming back, right>

[Smart]

SOUTH American gladiator...

btw, I've been 'in the market' for a fat ass luchador mask for a while but everything out there seems shiite... someone put me on! Like all silver glitter or even all black glitter...

[Smart]

Actually, all black glitter would be DA BUM!

[lord_casek]

dude, you need to have an illegal sew you one of those.

[Smart]

I wish, all the women want to suck it and all the men want to hate it... I'll never get a mask that way!

[lord_casek]

what you need is positivity.
<cue pbs kids show song>

http://www.rethinkip.com/images/Slim%20Goodbody.jpg

[Smart]

hey... that dudes intestines lead to his invisible dick and I hate to think how his B-hole is wired up... NOT HEALTHY!

[lord_casek]

well, his femur is also showing. perhaps that means he's one of them gays?

[Dawood]

why don't dudes rock fro's like that anymore? you'd think the retro cool guy billy gruffa muffins would be all over a fro like that these days.

[Cracked Ass]

This went channel zero in a hurry.

[Dawood]

nobody cares about Al Gore, the former Vice-President; Senator Hilary Rodham Clinton; Senator Barak Obama; Senator John Edwards, Senator Joe Biden and the rest of the bloodsucking insects.

fact

[fermentor666]

I'm pretty sure that somebody cares about them. In fact, I'm pretty sure that a lot of somebodies care about them, whether they care for them or not.