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earl broclo ESQ
12-17-2009, 10:25 PM
Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents
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December 16, 2009 5:05 PM
Karen Zatkulak

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

April Wright said, "Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped."

Wright says she woke up that night at 1:45 am and panicked when she found Hayden was gone. She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn't get out, but Hayden was able to break the safety device off the doorknob and get outside.

Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking.

"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report says Hayden rang the doorbell a few houses down and the neighbor answered, finding the child holding a partially consumeed 12-ounce beer.

Wright said, "He got it out of my father's cooler in the back and how he got it open I don't understand because it was one of those tab beers."

But it doesn't stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor's house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One was a girl's brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him.

"Going to the neighbor's house and taking their presents, very embarrassing," said April.

She admits she was not just embarrassed, but scared, and rushed to the hospital that night with Hayden. She said she tries to be a good mother and loves her son, but now feels like a failure.

"Kids do things like this and it's out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake," she said.

Wright did meet with child protective services today who told her she will get to keep custody of Hayden.


Click the link to watch the video/news story:

http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html

ShortFuse
12-17-2009, 10:27 PM
ahah that reminds me of back when my friends parents house was 2 doors down from this party house. Always had people over there at all hours of the day. One night I dropped him off and there was this lil 10 year old kid drunk off his ass stumbling around their property...kid was hilarious and no one knew were he came from and we never saw him again after that night.

Drue_Down
12-17-2009, 10:50 PM
why is every fucking kid named hayen now a days?

Testicular Catastrophe
12-17-2009, 10:52 PM
Hayden is like the ultimate fucking redneck name.

That and Chance... They name those after the thing they're not going to have with that name I guess.

BIGMETALCIRCUS
12-17-2009, 10:58 PM
"Kids do things like this and it's out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake," she said.

Uhhh, kids DON'T do things like this, normally.

Drue_Down
12-17-2009, 10:59 PM
^^^
Fat single mom whose husband is in jail people

TheoHuxtable..
12-17-2009, 11:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUbSvt-gGq0

Brickos
12-17-2009, 11:52 PM
Drunk people

MedicineCabinet
12-18-2009, 12:00 AM
hood rat

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5812/32904170.jpg

SwampFightOner
12-18-2009, 12:07 AM
My parent's godson once wandered out of his mom's house in the middle of the hood, in the middle of the night

He didn't do anything awesome like drink a beer though

MedicineCabinet
12-18-2009, 12:10 AM
i used to escape from my daycare all the time & run home

but ya, i also wasnt cool enough to drink beer or commit theft at the time

francis buxton
12-18-2009, 12:10 AM
I don't buy it. This shit is not possible. I'm calling shenanigans.

eatso
12-18-2009, 12:10 AM
I approve.

filtypeterpbt
12-18-2009, 12:18 AM
sounds like a really shitty situation. Tweeker parents probably.

belmonts
12-18-2009, 12:32 AM
Hayden is like the ultimate fucking redneck name.

That and Chance... They name those after the thing they're not going to have with that name I guess.

don't forget chastity

!@#$%
12-18-2009, 12:37 AM
"He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."



seriously fucked.
i wonder what is going to happen to this kid when he gets older... :rolleyes:

so pathetic, it must be true

.hopeless.
12-18-2009, 12:38 AM
welcome to the midwest/south

.hopeless.
12-18-2009, 12:41 AM
seriously fucked.
i wonder what is going to happen to this kid when he gets older... :rolleyes:

so pathetic, it must be true

he will be lookin at prison time in his future i assure you.

whodoyouthink
12-18-2009, 12:49 AM
I wanna see pictures of the little hood rat

lord_casek
12-18-2009, 01:18 AM
This is all I have to say about that
http://i48.tinypic.com/2njj21d.jpg

shaolinmasta
12-18-2009, 01:19 AM
21 year old with a 4 year old kid.

MedicineCabinet
12-18-2009, 01:26 AM
I wanna see pictures of the little hood rat

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/424/52228417.jpg

Pedro dePaca
12-18-2009, 01:42 AM
haha awesome. i heard about this on the radio earlier, but not any details. lately i get all my news from 12 oz.

Hullucination
12-18-2009, 02:10 AM
and i thought i was bad. this kid is gonna be the next colton

IOU
12-18-2009, 03:51 AM
That kid deserves to have a fucking six considering what's ahead of him..

Lesbian Fisting
12-18-2009, 04:29 AM
babies is pimps too

freakeenyc
12-18-2009, 05:04 AM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/wt/HoodRatStuff.png
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!

PITOFZOMBIES
12-18-2009, 05:46 AM
http://memegenerator.net/Instances/443/Success-Kid-DRINK-BEER-BREAK-INTO-HOUSE-AND-STEAL-PRESENTS.jpg

Spring Break '92
12-18-2009, 06:23 AM
Whole lot of stupid floating around this country.

Car Talk
12-18-2009, 06:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUbSvt-gGq0

You got any popcorn?

Tavaruawon
12-18-2009, 11:02 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3kbDb4568EE/RnCGloa7MgI/AAAAAAAABmM/lmyQl5Jyt_8/s400/purple%2B11%2Bdrunk%2Bkids.jpg

!@#$%
12-18-2009, 03:08 PM
he will be lookin at prison time in his future i assure you.

see. that's why i added an eye roll.
CLEARLY he is headed to prison in the future,

yinz n'at
12-18-2009, 07:06 PM
id like to see where this kid is in ten years

Testicular Catastrophe
12-18-2009, 09:11 PM
don't forget chastity

Might as well just sell her to the strip club as soon as she can stand with that name, because that's where she's working and she'll be putting out at age 9.

nsmbfan
12-18-2009, 10:47 PM
Hayden is like the ultimate fucking redneck name.

That and Chance... They name those after the thing they're not going to have with that name I guess.

why is every mixed baby is named Jayden ???

seems like all the little white girls wanna name their mixed baby Jayden.

gtfo.

IOU
12-18-2009, 10:51 PM
Little dude might give Colton a run for his money some day.

Mouth For War
12-19-2009, 12:21 AM
When I was 4 or 5 I broke into a few houses...I didn't actually break in, I kinda just walked in and snooped around...Once through a sliding glass door and the other time through a side door, I didn't steal anything though.

Harvey Wallbanger
12-19-2009, 12:33 AM
Kids do the most adorable shit.

I hope Colton kidnaps this little dude and raises him in the woods.