View Full Version : my girl's best friend just got raped.
Keepitrail
09-06-2010, 11:54 PM
Happened today, a few hours ago. My girl just called to tell me what happened. Her friend doesn't want to go to the hospital for whatever reasons, and she really doesn't want to call the police. I don't know the guy but it'll be fucking over for this dude when I find him. Advice? My girl is going over to her friend's house right now to try and talk her into going to the hospital before it's too late to get evidence or whatever. Anyone been in this situation, or know of anything to say that will convince this chick to go to the fucking hospital??
Update: my girl talked her into it and she's going to the hospital. Feel free to close thread or continue if anyone has advice on how to console her or stuff to say to her or etc.
the graff giraffe
09-07-2010, 12:00 AM
make the bitch stop being dumb and go to the hospital.
keep the dirty clothes in a PAPER bag.
fuck his shit up.
RustoxKush
09-07-2010, 12:01 AM
tell her to go for health reasons. evidence is a big deal if she chooses to try to get him charged. but she very well might have caught a disease from what happened.
Keepitrail
09-07-2010, 12:03 AM
Update: My girl talked her into it, and she's on her way.
Tuco Salamanca
09-07-2010, 12:04 AM
http://i33.tinypic.com/vpi93b.jpg
eviltrailer77
09-07-2010, 12:05 AM
Come from the angle of "If you dont take a stand and stop this guy now, how many other girls is he going to do this to, how many has he already done this to and got away with it" This isnt a one time thing shit bags like that are predators, plain and simple.
Boris The Butcher
09-07-2010, 12:10 AM
http://i56.tinypic.com/2ag20c4.jpg
boost™
09-07-2010, 12:12 AM
tell her to:
http://i55.tinypic.com/ip35v6.jpg
next time
boost™
09-07-2010, 12:13 AM
if she dont wanna call the police the bitch aint get raped nigguh thats just how it goes
Tuco Salamanca
09-07-2010, 12:14 AM
tell her to move the fuck outta africa
RustoxKush
09-07-2010, 12:14 AM
Come from the angle of "If you dont take a stand and stop this guy now, how many other girls is he going to do this to, how many has he already done this to and got away with it" This isnt a one time thing shit bags like that are predators, plain and simple.
word. but im glad shes on her way. hope everything works out well.
so thats whats goin down in the woods these days. Tell me it didn't go down
in that particular area of the house you didn't want to show pictures of.
I keed i keed
Keepitrail
09-07-2010, 12:46 AM
word. but im glad shes on her way. hope everything works out well.
thanks for a legit response, props.
JUST THE TIP
09-07-2010, 12:46 AM
if you were really planning to do dirt on the rapist, youve already fucked up by making this thread. have it deleted then do what needs to be done.
edit: i just saw it isnt your bestfriend, its your girls. which means in a best case senario youll get away with murking dude, but then one day your girl will get umad at you and then turn you in. nevermind.
Frate_Raper
09-07-2010, 12:47 AM
Frate Raper* , JUST THE TIP , Keepitrail , animalcocaine , Lemonjello Jones , soul vice , Seldoon
JUST THE TIP LOL LOL LOL
Keepitrail
09-07-2010, 12:48 AM
so thats whats goin down in the woods these days. Tell me it didn't go down
in that particular area of the house you didn't want to show pictures of.
I keed i keed
yeah shit is fucked up everywhere I figure. Of course I was told this in confidence by my girl so an immediate beat down would obviuosly be both required and also betrayalish. Shit.
5finguremiscount
09-07-2010, 12:49 AM
I find this very hard to believe.
Keepitrail
09-07-2010, 12:50 AM
I am in favor of crafting an elaborate undercover beatdown, in which i gain rapist's trust and then... get quoted out of context with homo overtones.
methamphetamyne
09-07-2010, 12:50 AM
Find the guy and merk em.
As fer the girl, hope it turns out good.
SwampFightOner
09-07-2010, 01:06 AM
if you were really planning to do dirt on the rapist, youve already fucked up by making this thread. have it deleted then do what needs to be done.
This.
if she dont wanna call the police the bitch aint get raped nigguh thats just how it goes
But more importantly, THIS. Sounds like a case of "I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS, I'LL JUST SAY HE RAPED ME!"
Abe Frohman
09-07-2010, 01:12 AM
its labor day, hospitals are closed.
BobbyMoney
09-07-2010, 01:16 AM
^ Was thinking the same thing, one of those things where she said no...kinda. Still not a good move on dudes side, go with my motto " one noe, time to go" lol.
If that's not the case, fuck this nigger up! Cops won't hate you for it, and even the prison population hates rapists, except the rapists.
injury
09-07-2010, 01:20 AM
get her to the hospital and keep as much evidence as you can. get her to call the police too.
pornbooth
09-07-2010, 01:23 AM
Since she went to the hospital the cops will be involved (in the states) and also the longer the victim waits to report/go to hospital the less believable her story will be.
True story.
slept_on
09-07-2010, 01:25 AM
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Spitfire15
09-07-2010, 01:28 AM
Niggers who thinks hospitals are closed because its labour day need to go get a fuckin' GED.
And tell your girls girl to quit dressing like a whore.
Sleazeside Heights
09-07-2010, 01:28 AM
Frate Raper* , JUST THE TIP , Keepitrail , animalcocaine , Lemonjello Jones , soul vice , Seldoon
JUST THE TIP LOL LOL LOL
Frate Raper, your username in this thread....haha.
groyn shmoyn
09-07-2010, 01:39 AM
she mad?
yea....she mad.
5finguremiscount
09-07-2010, 01:42 AM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0qc9vJNNi1qztsrto1_500.jpg
shame shower
BIGMETALCIRCUS
09-07-2010, 01:43 AM
Man, know any gay dudes willing to give some payback?
If not, rufies, plunger, passed out body dump in alley outside gay bar.
BOATS N HOES
09-07-2010, 01:43 AM
pee in her butt.
Newer Bigger Better
09-07-2010, 01:43 AM
This.
But more importantly, THIS. Sounds like a case of "I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS, I'LL JUST SAY HE RAPED ME!"
Me and swamp have always agreed on this. Im not sayin dont beat dudes ass, im just saying that bitches cant be trusted and i know a handful of girls who have been "raped". when in reality they got fucked up and were on some dudes dick all night and regret it. Ive seen it happen and called my own friends out on it...
Also post the girls picture i want to see if shes rapeable.
Pfffffffffft
09-07-2010, 01:45 AM
this thread wouldnt be the same without of version of THIS image..
cant believe nobody posted it yet..
touche..
http://detroitiscrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/you-gonna-get-raped1.jpg
Let him go to prison, rapists are tenderly loved in the clink.
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 02:24 AM
she prolly deserved it.
Yes means yes in 2010.
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 02:33 AM
Niggers who thinks hospitals are closed because its labour day need to go get a fuckin' GED.
And tell your girls girl to quit dressing like a whore.
http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss267/Temptationbucket/ngbbs4598d254de34c.gif
saddams regime
09-07-2010, 02:36 AM
Niggers who thinks hospitals are closed because its labour day need to go get a fuckin' GED.
And tell your girls girl to quit dressing like a whore.
its a joke. what is it, your first day on 12oz? i probably have a high education than you, NIGGAH!!!!!
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 02:36 AM
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb279/steph123_041/soap1.jpg
not even all this soap is gnna get her vag clean now. she's fucked. oops, too soon?
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 02:37 AM
http://fibergourmet.com/blog/media/snickers2.jpg
tell her to stick this up there, I heard it kills dirty dick germs.
HOLLER!
Spitfire15
09-07-2010, 02:38 AM
i probably have a high education than you
Check mate.
saddams regime
09-07-2010, 02:38 AM
treated. on my friends account
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 02:40 AM
http://www.jonathanvansteenburg.com/Future%20Plans/images/CertifiedCheck.jpg
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2006/09/04/gallery/irwin_zoom.jpg
gasfacevictm
09-07-2010, 03:01 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/hilarious-photos-6.jpg?w=500&h=769
silent_bob
09-07-2010, 03:23 AM
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f2/deatheaters13/svu.jpg
freakeenyc
09-07-2010, 03:35 AM
you should shove a broom into his asshole abner louima style
SwampFightOner
09-07-2010, 03:43 AM
Check mate.
:lol:
earl broclo ESQ
09-07-2010, 03:58 AM
Your first mistake was coming on 12oz and making a thread about it. I never understand how some of you think. I mean certain things like "I'm drunk and just threw up a whole bag of Lays" or "I just saw a car blow up" or "Dow just fucked a tranny holding a steak sandwich while listening to Judas Priest" --those are incidents that I can understand someone thinking "I'll make a thread about it."
"My girl's best friend just got raped" is NOT something that would make me thing "Quick, back to the Bat cave, I need to make a thread about this!" Especially if I'm planning to harm said rapist in any way. Also out of respect for my girlfriend and her friend, I would definitely NOT think "this is thread worthy."
This also isn't the subject you should be asking Channel Zero for any kind of help on. Sure you're going to get some honest answers, but for the most part you're going to get the sound of a babbling brook of retards. If I was you, and my girl found out somehow that I made a thread about her best friend getting raped on a fucking graffiti forum full of people saying "pee in her butt" --I'd definitely deserve the punch to the dick and kick to the curb she'd give me.
http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/red-foreman-that-70s-show-dumb-ass.jpg
You should talk to TheShaneCo.
http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=136119
He's like the dude version of that movie "The Accused." Minus the pinball table.
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 04:18 AM
they shoulda raped the guy who made this thread......
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 04:19 AM
matter of fact.....
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 04:20 AM
http://www.greyhoundrescue.org/Bubba_Jo_Pluto-big.jpg
get over here KEEPITRAIL, Im about to keep is REALLY ANAL on you.
no homo, pause double forcefield.
earl broclo ESQ
09-07-2010, 04:22 AM
You're going to shove that rescued greyhound up his ass?
That's gangsta.
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 04:23 AM
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4558/1261282251021.jpg
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 04:23 AM
http://www.tamilnet.tv/images2/2009-10-02/Hillary%20rape%201.jpg
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 04:24 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_935wAgojuqw/SbqddyO8EzI/AAAAAAAAAuM/NuXQCkCeGz8/s400/Picture+15.png
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 04:25 AM
http://www.yardwear.net/blog/content/binary/teamamerica_11.jpg
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 04:29 AM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4084/4966172793_cbde3050b8_o.png
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 04:30 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/files.posterous.com/toddx/EgEyeAnGyfuFmHuGIHJGBubbwtvdiuhotbJznAGlEvogEroIcr IHuhlcAcnr/media_httpwwwartlurkercomwpcontentuploads20090915j pg_AsfGanbqbAJgDzs.jpg.scaled500.jpg?AWSAccessKeyI d=1C9REJR1EMRZ83Q7QRG2&Expires=1283834121&Signature=CpA0AcsMgX%2B26BS8pRaeuzOdT80%3D
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 04:32 AM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4113/4966783916_11481892e9_o.jpg
Tuco Salamanca
09-07-2010, 04:48 AM
http://i48.tinypic.com/2hrlpoi.jpg
Pfffffffffft
09-07-2010, 04:58 AM
earl wins
pornbooth
09-07-2010, 05:02 AM
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Pfffffffffft
09-07-2010, 05:04 AM
FIGHT EVIL AND CRIME...
BURN ALL QURANS
SwampFightOner
09-07-2010, 05:05 AM
THESE MAHZLIMZ ARE RAPIN OUR WIMMIN!
Spitfire15
09-07-2010, 05:07 AM
LETS JUST GLASS THE PLACE AND GET IT OVER WITH.
JESUS IS OUR KING.
SystemFailure
09-07-2010, 05:10 AM
ALL RADICAL ISLAMS ARE WORKS OF THE DEVIL
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 05:15 AM
LOUD NOISES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOC-hDULX1c
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 05:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RTc32qBpAk&NR=1
BOATS N HOES
09-07-2010, 05:17 AM
pee in her butt.
i stand by my previous statement.
MOOGLE?
09-07-2010, 05:21 AM
dont mind me...just bookmarking so i can read later
earl broclo ESQ
09-07-2010, 05:32 AM
Wait a minute, this girl got raped by a guy who was reciting the KOOOOOOOOOO RAHN?
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4117/4905990774_da8412e5d0.jpg
pornbooth
09-07-2010, 05:33 AM
i stand by my previous statement.
I also.
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 05:53 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:J4uj8xhdotM_9M:http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/RAPE9682842.gif&t=1
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 05:54 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_66XsnfkyZ5g/Sa9fTGv9Y_I/AAAAAAAABtU/NeH4UgbttlY/s400/I_Spit_On_Your_Grave-_05.jpg
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 05:54 AM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:PGAcav7ZYWa-tM:http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c355/Candor7/bbf07370-b8df-4576-9052-8ca5d396192.jpg&t=1
`Melinoe
09-07-2010, 06:09 AM
Best of luck to your girl's friend. Poor girl.
JOHNIE DIZOE
09-07-2010, 06:28 AM
Happened today, a few hours ago. My girl just called to tell me what happened. Her friend doesn't want to go to the hospital for whatever reasons, and she really doesn't want to call the police. I don't know the guy but it'll be fucking over for this dude when I find him. Advice? My girl is going over to her friend's house right now to try and talk her into going to the hospital before it's too late to get evidence or whatever. Anyone been in this situation, or know of anything to say that will convince this chick to go to the fucking hospital??
Update: my girl talked her into it and she's going to the hospital. Feel free to close thread or continue if anyone has advice on how to console her or stuff to say to her or etc.
Tell her to go to the hospital immediately and get that shit confirmed so that some jaded asshole (like myself) doesn't throw out there the fact that without actual evidence, she could just be another one of them attention craving females who cries rape for whatever reason.
They do exist.
And I'm not that asshole, that's why I am imploring you to tell her to go to the hospital and get checked out.
They can actually tell if a chicks been raped vs willingly had sex, sobered up, then cried rape.
Don't let this chick leave herself open to being accused of the later category.
edit: I typed that after only reading the first few sentences, and didn't get to your edit part at the end.
My bad, and good for your girl for "keeping it rail" and talking sense to her.
MedicineCabinet
09-07-2010, 07:37 AM
purchase rape insurance...
KM4RT
09-07-2010, 07:52 AM
It's gonna be awkward to bring up that threesome for a while now.
Just be there for her. Don't go killing people.
Tails0nE
09-07-2010, 08:09 AM
tell ya girls friend to look at this sign and follow its instructions...
http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/7234/stopsnitchingb.jpg (http://img195.imageshack.us/i/stopsnitchingb.jpg/)
Inappropriate_Responder
09-07-2010, 02:29 PM
http://www.themeparkreview.com/jahan/UniversalPTR7908/IMG_2745.JPG
^^ This is my niece.............stay away from her.
beer shits
09-07-2010, 02:53 PM
sucks.
Keepitrail
09-07-2010, 03:04 PM
Earl, I hardly consider Channel Zero to be a "graffiti" forum, that's where it says "general discussion/no graffiti content". Granted there are some graffiti writers on here, but the reason I made this was to see if anyone had experience in how to help this girl or things not to say or shit like that. I"m not going to kill anyone, for chrissakes. Just probably deliverance him.
And I was already in the batcave when I got the news, so fuck off!
ClueTwo
09-07-2010, 03:11 PM
So...How did it go at the hospital?
armand hammer
09-07-2010, 03:20 PM
im not sorry for what i did to her anus.
call the cops see what happens,brah.
see what happens.
armand hammer
09-07-2010, 03:24 PM
http://www.themeparkreview.com/jahan/UniversalPTR7908/IMG_2745.JPG
^^ This is my niece.............stay away from her.
smash and tattoo armand von hammerfist on her back dimples so you for ever see it.
NightmareOnElmStreet
09-07-2010, 04:06 PM
purchase rape insurance...
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i84/nirgoner/mike-tyson.jpg
just sayin tho...
earl broclo ESQ
09-07-2010, 04:21 PM
And I was already in the batcave when I got the news, so fuck off!
You're still a moron for turning to this site before the girl even went to the hospital/police. You're obviously missing the whole point of my post.
Keepitrail
09-07-2010, 11:13 PM
So...How did it go at the hospital?
It was too late to get a evidence sample.
Man, situation is so fucked. **** religion type fucked up. Like she can't say shit cause then she'd get ousted from her entire family and friends. Lots of variables.
metronome
09-07-2010, 11:24 PM
sounds like shenanigans
don't think anybody I know's family would kick them out for getting raped. just sayin.
Keepitrail
09-07-2010, 11:24 PM
This also isn't the subject you should be asking Channel Zero for any kind of help on. Sure you're going to get some honest answers, but for the most part you're going to get the sound of a babbling brook of retards. If I was you, and my girl found out somehow that I made a thread about her best friend getting raped on a fucking graffiti forum full of people saying "pee in her butt" --I'd definitely deserve the punch to the dick and kick to the curb she'd give me.
I get what you're saying, I can see the dumb ass aspect of it, and in one sense, yes it's disrespectful. But in another, more realistic sense, this is an anonymous forum. I can't talk to my friends about it, I can't talk to the chick about it. However there are a significant lot of you who can at some capacity provide an intelligent and helpful response. Look at it this way, I can't fucking call my friends because they'd all figure it out. That's kind of fucked. Instead I put it on here in hopes that someone who has gone through this shit would know how to deal with it. And it worked, I received several extremely thoughtful PM's with advice and shit that ended up helping out a lot. I'm not umad at the silly comments, they were expected. The only reason I made a thread was to get a quick response since it was a time issue, and it worked.
Keepitrail
09-07-2010, 11:25 PM
sounds like shenanigans
don't think anybody I know's family would kick them out for getting raped. just sayin.
Yeah you don't know this fuckin cult/religon. It's completely fucked.
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 11:29 PM
this bitch is stupid. and these are the people of society I could care elss about if she got raped.
Honestly, these dumb broads need to be outted from the food chain. They're breathin my air.
fuckin dumb broad got raped and ACTUALLY thought its better to not tell anyone. LOL
wow.
twonpoo
09-07-2010, 11:29 PM
matter a fact, whats her number.
SARCASM.jpeg
Demarcus Ware
09-07-2010, 11:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJwkbSTK1Qs
hide your kids, hide your wife.
metronome
09-07-2010, 11:32 PM
Yeah you don't know this fuckin cult/religon. It's completely fucked.
I know about JW's and their wacky ways of refusing life saving blood transfusions, etc.
doesn't sound like she's a very devout JW.
MrChupacabra
09-07-2010, 11:36 PM
http://www.themeparkreview.com/jahan/UniversalPTR7908/IMG_2745.JPG
^^ This is my niece.............stay away from her.
Best poster name/post combo ever.
massgraff
09-07-2010, 11:40 PM
well first and foremost establish a thread on 12oz:rolleyes: :lol: :confused: wtf?
Keepitrail
09-07-2010, 11:44 PM
this bitch is stupid. and these are the people of society I could care elss about if she got raped.
Honestly, these dumb broads need to be outted from the food chain. They're breathin my air.
fuckin dumb broad got raped and ACTUALLY thought its better to not tell anyone. LOL
wow.
Have you ever picked up a book on Psychology? It's pretty fucking understandable to not want to tell anyone about something as horrific and degrading as rape. I doubt you'd say this if you knew anyone who went through anything like this.
SwampFightOner
09-07-2010, 11:48 PM
sounds like shenanigans
don't think anybody I know's family would kick them out for getting raped. just sayin.
You know there are whole countries where girls are killed by their families if they're raped, right?
This girl could be Saudi Arabian, would easily explain it :lol:
I only laugh cause I still think she made it up
MedicineCabinet
09-07-2010, 11:53 PM
...im the dog
the big bad dog
the bounty hunter
twonpoo
09-08-2010, 05:08 AM
Have you ever picked up a book on Psychology? It's pretty fucking understandable to not want to tell anyone about something as horrific and degrading as rape. I doubt you'd say this if you knew anyone who went through anything like this.
homey, when she has other rational people around her speaking sense into her, and she finally goes to a hospital, to only tell you shes going to not tell her family cuz their religulous and will disown her?????
ARE YOU SERIOUS? shes not only a waste of a human but shes probably going to ALLOW herself to now be traumatized forever. IF you actually care about this person, YOU need to smack some real sense into her. and if it helps, tell her "god helps those who help themselves"
I dont believe in god, but hey, say what u gotta I suppose.
To me it's either a scam for attention, or she's useless and the same reason priests went on fucking little boys for so long. turning the other cheek and life will be peachy. fuck outta here.
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
metronome
09-08-2010, 05:32 AM
You know there are whole countries where girls are killed by their families if they're raped, right?
This girl could be Saudi Arabian, would easily explain it :lol:
I only laugh cause I still think she made it up
that's a good point.
a bunch of arghani and pakistani families were wildin out "honour killing" their daughters in Canada over the last year over being too western basically.
I just assumed this chick is white.
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME
09-08-2010, 11:36 AM
I'm with twonpoo on this one!! fuck people who cope with things differently from me!!!! GRRRR!
Jackson
09-08-2010, 11:44 AM
^ Was thinking the same thing, one of those things where she said no...kinda. Still not a good move on dudes side, go with my motto " one noe, time to go" lol.
If that's not the case, fuck this nigger up! Cops won't hate you for it, and even the prison population hates rapists, except the rapists.
Nigga can't even spell no.
:lol:
Spitfire15
09-08-2010, 02:05 PM
Im starting to think this bitch made it up.
She probably fucked some guy and now she doesnt want her family to think shes a whore. IF SHE EVEN HAS A FAMILY!
asthma al
09-08-2010, 02:45 PM
lol.
twonpoo
09-08-2010, 04:08 PM
Im starting to think this bitch made it up.
She probably fucked some guy and now she doesnt want her family to think shes a whore. IF SHE EVEN HAS A FAMILY!
Im beginning to think he doesnt even have a girlfriend, WITH a best friend and that he made this thread for attention.
earl broclo ESQ
09-08-2010, 04:15 PM
I'm starting to think he raped someone and is using this thread to try and cope with his guilt.
All jokes. I know this is a "serious" situation. I just can't take things serious on this board anymore.
belmonts
09-08-2010, 04:17 PM
he was raped
earl broclo ESQ
09-08-2010, 04:18 PM
By his girl's best friend.
Talk to TheShaneCo. He's been there, done that, started the support group.
twonpoo
09-08-2010, 04:18 PM
he was raped by a priest who said if he told anyone hios parents would hold gods hand and disown him as a son.
earl broclo ESQ
09-08-2010, 04:31 PM
He was raped by God and God told him if he told anyone, then the whole entire Vatican was going to pull a train on his asshole.
twonpoo
09-08-2010, 04:34 PM
Beelzibub raped him and told him that is he told god, his imaginary girlfriend would break up with him.
earl broclo ESQ
09-08-2010, 04:46 PM
A goat possessed by Beelzebub raped him, then that goat's girlfriend's best friend went on a goat forum asking for support on how to deal with the Jehovah Witnesses that were raping his doorbell with their finger on a Saturday morning at 9am.
belmonts
09-08-2010, 04:50 PM
Dao raped a man in the movie theatre.
that man was eating a cheesteak that keepitrails mother made.
later that day keepitrail was sent to his room with no cheesteak.
he got upset and made this thread
twonpoo
09-08-2010, 05:12 PM
LOLLLLLLL
WHATS GOIN ON IN HEREEEEE????!!!!
MedicineCabinet
09-08-2010, 06:18 PM
he was date-raped by jesus, who used his double rainbow illusion
you whore...
ShortFuse
09-08-2010, 06:24 PM
It would of been better to get Graped
http://michael-shirley.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/grapist-lead.jpg
Deloner
09-08-2010, 08:21 PM
HE HAD 1 TOO MANY 4LOKOS... AND WELL HE WAS RAPED.
Newer Bigger Better
09-08-2010, 08:36 PM
Did anyone post this sluts pictures yet?
asthma al
09-08-2010, 08:49 PM
http://images.politico.com/global/news/100803_nolove_obama_ap_605.jpg
JUST THE TIP
09-08-2010, 08:50 PM
Did anyone post this sluts pictures yet?
theres this picture of the rape taking place, but you cant see her face.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4118/4777088193_ac6c24622c_z.jpg
Crocodile Tears
09-08-2010, 09:00 PM
this page is ri-dig-u-lulz
Miley Cyrus
09-08-2010, 09:03 PM
so... does this mean she doesn't go all the way anymore?
Gnarly Sheen
09-08-2010, 09:16 PM
I love how that picture resurfaces on every thread that it could slightly fit in.
well done
anything goes
09-08-2010, 09:19 PM
http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=114598&highlight=dungeon
slept_on
09-09-2010, 12:23 AM
HA!
thesteelrod
09-09-2010, 12:28 AM
HAHAHA, I forgot about the homo-dungeon thread!
Deloner
09-09-2010, 03:31 PM
theres this picture of the rape taking place, but you cant see her face.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4118/4777088193_ac6c24622c_z.jpg
WHOAAAA THAT NIGGA NBB IS FLEXIBLE. /NH
thehaze
09-09-2010, 03:38 PM
Me and swamp have always agreed on this. Im not sayin dont beat dudes ass, im just saying that bitches cant be trusted and i know a handful of girls who have been "raped". when in reality they got fucked up and were on some dudes dick all night and regret it. Ive seen it happen and called my own friends out on it...
i know some bitch who had an threesome with two dudes at a party, i literally watched her lead both of them in the room hand in hand, then when everyone called her a whore and laughed she tried too claim rape. got the fuzz involved and everything, dude's had too go too court and really fucked both of them up emotionally from the stress of it all.
at first some girls i know were going too beat her down for lying, but neither wanted the assault charge cause the bitch was clearly in a snitchin mood.
it eventually got thrown out, but they still lost thousands and have a rep for rape now.
My conclusion on rape; sometimes funny in real life, always funny on the internetz
asthma al
09-09-2010, 03:40 PM
all those paper hearts in that pic..ha.
Inappropriate_Responder
09-09-2010, 03:47 PM
a little insight:
Rape of woman in skinny jeans 'not possible'
Bellinda Kontominas COURTS
May 1, 2010
CAN a woman wearing skinny jeans be raped? Or are they so tight they can be taken off only with her consent?
These are some of the questions a jury asked before acquitting a Sydney man of sexual assault.
During the trial the jury sent a note to the judge asking for more information about ''how exactly Nick took off her jeans''.
''I doubt those kind of jeans can be removed without any sort of collaboration,'' the note read
the lawyer who thought of this defence sure earned his money..:D
/appropriate response
SystemFailure
09-09-2010, 03:48 PM
it eventually got thrown out, but they still lost thousands and have a rep for rape now.
Rep your set dawg.
SwampFightOner
09-09-2010, 09:43 PM
a little insight:
Rape of woman in skinny jeans 'not possible'
the lawyer who thought of this defence sure earned his money..:D
/appropriate response
As someone who has attempted to remove skinny jeans from a woman without her assistance (no rape) I can say that defense is quite legit
IrishCarBombs
09-09-2010, 10:01 PM
genius lawyer is genius.
Keepitrail
09-11-2010, 03:04 PM
Dao raped a man in the movie theatre.
that man was eating a cheesteak that keepitrails mother made.
later that day keepitrail was sent to his room with no cheesteak.
he got upset and made this thread
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:rNYWsCmZdZDnbM:http://hatsofmeat.com/images/sheephead.jpg&t=1
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