How to Bench 101 by Prof. Ese and Prof. Kome

[Ski Mask]

suplies you will need for this course:
1. an old Couch
2. a Camera
3. a notepad and pen
4. BEER!
this course will require a field trip to the yards, but before we go lets discuss some pointers and do's and dont's essential to a good benching session.....

1. Moderation is important...just because the lines arent too busy when you get there, dont start pounding back drinks or you'll be too drunk to get good flix
[img]http://www.escape.ca/~cmillar/youbench.jpg'>
Here is prof. komes on a bad day...no trains and the couch is already littered with empties...

2. Dont forget to write it all down. Getting flix is great, but chances are you'll forget what you saw a short while later and wont be able to post a list....
[img]http://www.escape.ca/~cmillar/mebench.jpg'>
Here I am getting excited over some passing pieces, but my notepad is nowhere to be found...

3. Moderation! its so important its gotta be stated twice...dont get too hammered or you might end up like prof. kome in the photo below...
[img]http://www.escape.ca/~cmillar/toomuchblue.jpg'>
fortunately he dragged his drunk ass off the tracks before becoming the newest edition on deadtrainbums.com

But if you follow all these pointers you might be lucky enough to catch some of the wonderfull freights below:

[Ski Mask]

[img]http://www.escape.ca/~cmillar/rei21.jpg'>
Rei21
[img]http://www.escape.ca/~cmillar/con.jpg'>
Con
[img]http://www.escape.ca/~cmillar/envy.jpg'>
Envy
finally caught up with this line and got decent flix of this e2e...

[img]http://www.escape.ca/~cmillar/thesagakontinuez.jpg'>
TSK e2e

[Ski Mask]

[img]http://www.escape.ca/~cmillar/bero.jpg'>
Bero? from Mexico
[img]http://www.escape.ca/~cmillar/cheat.jpg'>
Cheat
[img]http://www.escape.ca/~cmillar/fails.jpg'>
FailsBTR (did I already post this?)
[img]http://www.escape.ca/~cmillar/kero.jpg'>
Kero

[Ski Mask]

[img]http://www.escape.ca/~cmillar/pacomqe2e.jpg'>
Paco/MQ e2e (pic by Jelo)
[img]http://www.escape.ca/~cmillar/tsalegends.jpg'>
Boxcar Legends Month...

[imported_Bocephus]

ME FIRST! Nice shit, Rei and Envy are dope!
Good job professors.

[WebsterUno]

Blue Ribbon, haha. That looks like fun times!

[brown twinkie]

damn, there's some dope threads poppin' up today.

[Ski Mask]

Webster: thats not some watery PBR crap...thats a case of Labbatt Blue!

[imported_conan o brien]

thumbs up.

[imported_SecretAgentX9]

damn, cant wait to do that!!

[MASk!]

what the ? you lucky chaps that looks like a good way to spend a sunny afternoon. I take it the workers could give 2 shits about yall huh. Where im at if thay catch your ass taking pics they call in the po pos. Nice fliks by the way

[imported_IwearPinkShirts]

bump. especially for black converse allstars with tight jeans. haha nerd.

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[imported_komes]

you forgot to mention that the couch was filled with some hobo's acid jiz and our boom box with tapes of all the illest hip hop like nelly, jay-z,cash money millionares, dre emminem, jt money, and little bow wow. because graffiti writers can only listen to hip hop....


I knew some one would say something about your ultra boss chucks.......

and it's canadian beer eH!

[This message has been edited by komes (edited 06-05-2001).]

[MESTHREE]

ahh looks like fun. Hah It must be nice ot have someone to bench with.. so you can both spot somethign sick and be like "yooooooooooo" at the same time haha dope flicks.

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[MASk!]

hahaah pink shirts said sumthin damn funny! and the hip hop reply was the shiz hehehehe

[Fox Mulder]

Looks like a lot of fun. but i wouldn't sit on a couch i found along the tracks.

[imported_AesoSayso]

double bump for the chucks and jeans!

[Ski Mask]

Fox mulder: found along the tracks? give us some credit....we fished it out of a dumpster!
I'm slippin cause I forgot about the boom box...having the blingingest new cash money releases playing always guarentees some good catches.
and those of you who've been around here for a long time should know about my love of tight jeans...

[*ZEMONEDOE$]

nice train thread.put more flix up.
wicked pissa.
you wankers are drunken monkeys

[fr8lover]

nice flix...can i be the TA?

[Kr430n5_666]

http://www.seanbaby.com/news/images/babydrop3.jpg'>
Above: Brazil has had their own version of the baby depository for years.

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[WebsterUno]

That looked like some Blue Ribbon. My bad, looks tastey though. nice flix

[HESHIANDET]

no spots like that round my way..... [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'>

[Lazy Gringo]

BuMP! nice post lol

[imported_smeoo]

up ya go ya wierdos...

[remio]

bumperoos..

[AeRoS0ul]

nICe.

[Destruction by Definition]

bump for the chucks...got a pair of those myself....nice flicks....

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[imported_tEkRoCkS]

good stuf.

[artfiend]

I am so fucking sick of trains, nice post though.....

[T.T Boy]

[img]http://images.capcom.com/games/mar_vs_cap2/screenshots/sshot1.jpg'>

[Poop Man Bob]

Best post in quite a while.

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[ZEN2--BIH]

Shouldn't there be some big black bear benching with you like in those beer commercials, or was he taking flicks or something?

[fr8archism]

This is a great post. Love the flix of your bench, thats what its all about. In most areas youd have to put that couch in a thicket of bushes or woods with a view of the trax but outta reach of the bulls.
Same idea though, just not right in the yard.

[imported_komes]

thats why only the most X-treme can bench like us.

[Ouija]

Originally posted by T.T Boy:
[img]http://images.capcom.com/games/mar_vs_cap2/screenshots/sshot1.jpg'>

What is that cactus thing? Maybe I need to brush up on my video game knowledge.....

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[my sweetheart, the drunk]

that's canadian shit...will knowck you on your ass.

[platapie]

krunking shit baby!

[imported_the last slave]

Originally posted by my sweetheart, the drunk:
that's canadian shit...will knowck you on your ass.


hahaha Canadians..Canada....what a joke

but seriously tho what the hell is that green thing.damn i haven't plain video games in a long time except Live2000.



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[imported_SEKAonerHW]

fuck yeah...bumps.

[imported_semi automatico]

fuckin fuck.
page number 2 is never as fun as page number one...

this is quite possibly the best thing ive ever seen on the internet...
well its up there with the swatch fill ins...

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[imported_urine]

SHAME SHAME SHAME ESE!!!
how on earth can you do this. i mean miseducating the youth of today with this garbage. i dont know how things are where your at but around here, real freight funkers only drink HURRICANE. thats the way the railbums do it, why be any different? other than that misconception, very nice flicks. love the rei.

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K1LL3R AP35

[sect one]

that z in that ' the saga kontinuez' ruins up that whole thing

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representing chicago crews <-TIB, BTB->
Also registered as: thevisualassault"hey vinny hows about a pizza, i gotta no job"- homer - the simpsons

[This message has been edited by sect one (edited 06-07-2001).]

[imported_Europe]

That was a good post, good idea with the benching flicks.

[Ski Mask]

Originally posted by urine:
SHAME SHAME SHAME ESE!!!
how on earth can you do this. i mean miseducating the youth of today with this garbage. i dont know how things are where your at but around here, real freight funkers only drink HURRICANE. thats the way the railbums do it, why be any different? other than that misconception, very nice flicks. love the rei.



Sadly the legendary Hurricane...and its closest substitute Night Train....are not available around here. Its a shame but we work with what we've got...

[plebian*or*ReviseOne?]

nice lesson to be learned...replace beer with straight up whiskey.

[blahblahblah]

it feels good to be back...bump for ese

[imported_Jalerjuan]

revival.
nice shit.

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If God is your Co-pilot,
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[T.T Boy]

quote:
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Originally posted by T.T Boy:

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What is that cactus thing? Maybe I need to brush up on my video game knowledge.....

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ouija13transcend3a

Ouija>>> i have no clue what that cactus thing is. i know its from the game marvel VS. capcom 2... i just saw the pic and figured it was hilarious... but if i ever played that game.. thats who id be.

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who let the dogs out?

[T.T Boy]

for ouija>

[img]http://images.capcom.com/games/mar_vs_cap2/screenshots/sshot3.jpg'>

who are these guys???


[img]http://images.capcom.com/games/mar_vs_cap2/screenshots/sshot7.jpg'>

captain america vs. the mummy????
thats a lot of hits for one combo..

[img]http://images.capcom.com/games/mar_vs_cap2/screenshots/sshot4.jpg'>

more of our friend the cactus man.......
why are there about 7 people fighting in this scene???? it doesent make any sense.

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[This message has been edited by T.T Boy (edited 06-18-2001).]

[Kr430n5_666]

http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/images/goatrode.jpg'>
"Become a member in preserving the heritage of the American Spirit in the Gay and Lesbian Community. Let's Rodeo!"
- Patrick Terry, International Gay Rodeo Association

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[imported_Fr@se]

is tha Marvle vs. Street fighter?

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[T.T Boy]

is tha Marvle vs. Street fighter?
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well actully its marvel vs. capcom..

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[Big Mac]

Best thread yet

[Kr430n5_666]

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