Take those off, bitch, you look like a chicken!

[imported_Seym1has2no3fiends]

Okay, the weather is just warming up and already I am seeing signs of a very deadly plague of which I like to call the "capri pants phenomena". They are everywhere now. Old navy commercials are advertising them, they are considered fashionable, and worst of all, girls ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE WEARING THEM! They look stupid, they make legs look extremely thin and disgusting, they are NOT sexy and did I say they look stupid already? Well, they look stupid. Does anybody else feel my pain?

[jades_blue]

not this girl! capris are sooo not cute!

What really gets me is the fact that old navy is selling 'boot cut capris'.. ok, now -how does that work again?

[imported_sugoione]

i heard it said that girls who where capri pants give good head.

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[imported_Seym1has2no3fiends]

Originally posted by sugoione:
i heard it said that girls who where capri pants give good head.



You may as well just put a beak to your penis...

[jades_blue]

why did you have to go and make a derogatory comment like that?

[Devilush]

capris are soooo cute. especially when they flare at the bottom (old navy). but it looks super cute when you wear like little tennis shoes with them...like the shells toes or sumthing.

[imported_sugoione]

i think i agree with devilush

[footsoldier]

man all you capi pant haters havent seen some of the girls ive seen in these things...especially when i go to the beach, beautiful girls up and down wearing capri pants...true some girls cant swing the look, but the ones who can are just wonderful.

[Devilush]

that's right footsoldier. some of us can swing the capri look. and what's so great is (what i've noticed) is that it accentuates the butt area.

[imported_sugoione]

i like the butt area.

[Devilush]

I THINK ALL OF US LIKE THE BUTT AREA [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'>

[imported_sugoione]

yeah i know i like booty in capris..

[imported_EatMorGlue]

Originally posted by Devilush:
I THINK ALL OF US LIKE THE BUTT AREA [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'>

indeed

[Face Me Face Death]

the only good part about capri pants is what they do to you butt...thats if you have a nice butt to work with in the first place but for the most part I think capri pants are stupid. I took a girl out one time and when I got to her house she was wearing capri's. I told her to change pants or I'm going home...needless to say I spent that night alone

[Devilush]

just as long as the capris don't look like flood pants, then it's all good.

[imported_Seym1has2no3fiends]

Yo, capri pants usually look like flood pants. About 1.3 % of girls who wear them can pull it off. Here is the criteria:
1. Your legs must be consistantly thick- that means, you can't have a full figure and scrawly-ass legs. If you do, It looks like your ankles are about to break.

2. ASS! That elementry school ass just isn't cutting it. Capri pants are wack already, in my opinion, so if your some skilly ass girl, stick to the flares.

3. None of those fruity capri pants. Stick to the normal ones... don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about!

4. Don't walk all stupid and take big strides. That just makes you look more like a chicken.

alright, well, if anybody else has anything to add to the list, please do.

[imported_jungle cat]

i could care less.

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[OGBforMumia]

obviously you do care jungle cat, or you wouldnt have read the post....

[Al Green]

capris are like soooooo last year.


ecchh... nasty.

[imported_jungle cat]

Originally posted by OGBforMumia:
obviously you do care jungle cat, or you wouldnt have read the post....
i was saying.. i could care less.. if girls wear them good for them.. if they dont.. good for them. as long as the have pretty eyes and dont look like they would eat my little brother.. its all gravy.

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[imported_woolie156]

yeah ...um i like to wear'em when i sneak out my house at night to feed on small turtles and beavers...i finish the look with a autographed picture of tupac on my left thigh and a bucket of generals chiken on my head....fuckin herbs... sheesh for people who dont care about fashion...yeah, you know who you are...

[Ferris Bueller]

i like em...down here...in florida....make asses look good.

[MeroSeis]

[img]http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/cnn/images/king.larry.jpg'>

BEE-YIE-ITCH!!!!!!!

[imported_jungle cat]

Originally posted by woolie156:
yeah ...um i like to wear'em when i sneak out my house at night to feed on small turtles and beavers...i finish the look with a autographed picture of tupac on my left thigh and a bucket of generals chiken on my head....fuckin herbs... sheesh for people who dont care about fashion...yeah, you know who you are...

im guessing this was directed at me..

i mean .. at first i didnt like them.. but.. i guess i got immune to them.. they dont make the girl any less attractive anymore... im not saying i could care less if she wears a cow-shit suit.. i mean.. they have to have some style.. and well. . yeah.. i think you get what i mean. and if you dont.. i dont care.. im getting sick of talking about pants.


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[deznatori]

The invention of the Capri or "Floods with style" pants:
An Unknown person of undetermined ethnic background created the look after overdrying their levi's. As more people began noticing the obvious lack of length. She began to tell them it was all the rage in Europe. Wanting to be hip the people, not being able to find them at their local store, began to cut off jeans and give them a new hem. Thus giving birth to the capri. As time went on Diffent materials were used and new more stylish designs came out. Now they are found everywhere. And the unknown person whose poor fashion sense started it all will never reap the profits of the fad.

[sect one]

man i thought i was the only one who hated thhose damn things......all the other guys are like you dont think those look good on girls...................

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[imported_sugoione]

naw worste of all: i saw a dude wearing some shit that looked like capris! damn.. ewe.

[kid furie]

fury don't care as long as its tight around the ass area

[dBUSH]

I ain't gonna get mad at a cutie for wearing em. Capris really bother me on really fat girls.

[Kamikazi]

this high is totally fucking up my topic

[img]http://a.PostMyPic.com/a.nsf/Z/smoking+weedHKBL/$file/smoking+weed.jpg'>



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[imported_pervertedmunk]

c'mon, tight pants. who gives a fuck, it only accentuates the body on dope females. damn.

[imported_Seym1has2no3fiends]

Originally posted by pervertedmunk:
c'mon, tight pants. who gives a fuck, it only accentuates the body on dope females. damn.

And what about undope females? Speaking of females, there's gotta be fashions that guys wear that you just can't fucking stand. What are they??

[imported_pervertedmunk]

Originally posted by Seym1has2no3fiends:
And what about undope females? Speaking of females, there's gotta be fashions that guys wear that you just can't fucking stand. What are they??

jnco, graffiti inspired,fake hiphop,poseur, Mr.Rags, mallrat, Hottopic, faggot fashion.

i also hate the i'm just like everyone else, cheap quality, white college kid,average fabulous,gap, old navy, abercrombie and fitch, wak bullshit.

it's all about flossin nautica, with nikes.and adding your own flava.

dope girls are dope girls no matter what. so they can get away with these fashions. but be sure if i see a kid dressed like this, i think he's a herb.

[DEE38]

I use capris to go to the store to buy milk. I use capris to paint. They're equvilant to the pair of torn up pants I wear a wifebeater with... to pick weeds from my lawn with.

[Ski Mask]

another summer is here....and the capris are back out in full force. I'm still mixed on the subject....hot on the right girls...ugly on the wrong ones.

[T.T Boy]

damn, capris are always hot.

[uncle-boy]

capris...........hmmmmmmmmm.
my girl doesn't like them, no sir ree.

[When]

Originally posted by DEE38
to pick weeds from my lawn with.

wanna come pull weeds? seriously i just mow over them and they are getting bad

[Pistol]

Capris are hot when they got THE BODY in them. But not when skinny or fat chick where 'em. But that's the story with ALL clothes.

[dolomite]

where did seym go, i know he is scared of me now. but thats all i know

[kissmyass#1]

devilush work it in those capri pants:beat:

[willy.wonka]

[img]http://www.headlinehumor.com/images/headlines/h8.jpg'>

[Devilush]

Originally posted by kissmyass#1
devilush work it in those capri pants:beat:

hahahah you know i look good in my capris!! my ass looks all good in them. ;) :D

hahahah i'm just kiddin. i look good in them though.

[TEE_rase_war]

who weres short pants?

[fizm]

shit i see chickenheads every week in mcdonalds, but that's a different thing ;x

capri pants are fucking wack. they just don't look good. girls should wear skirts more often, that's where it's at.

also, i think really skinny girls look good in really big pants.

[imported_El Mamerro]

[img]http://newcamp.net/hector/images/cock.jpg'>

Capris get the cock.

Sure, it might make your butt look sexy, but no matter how pretty your legs are, capris completely destroy their form. You can get a nice looking butt with lots of other kinds of pants, and you can avoid having your legs look retarded. G's up, capris down. Beer,

El Mamerro

[phism]

girls, get some hip-huggers so i can stare at your skin.

[wacycarrot]

Originally posted by jades_blue
not this girl! capris are sooo not cute!

What really gets me is the fact that old navy is selling 'boot cut capris'.. ok, now -how does that work again?

is that why you own some. actually i think you have a couple of pairs. oh, and i must agree they are not cute.

[imported_El Mamerro]

[img]http://es.houstonisd.org/PoeES/images/capris.jpg'>

HELLO I WARE CAPRIS BECAUES IM RETAREDED

[pimp n panda]

is it just me or is the thought of dee38 doing yard work in capris and a wifebeater appealing?

sorry devilush, you just got bumped off the "most wanted list" LOL

dee what you know about contortionism? hahaha

[img]http://contortionhomepage.com/liabos/liabos_3.jpg'>
"i like to watch...."

[img]http://contortionhomepage.com/male/other/ianfox2.jpg'>
"you do? me too!!!"

[platapie]

dee is absolultely dreamy.:D

[shameless self promotion]

um........ok.

[TEE_rase_war]

aborted babies women killing their children

[High Priest]

blah blah blah yada yada yada.

[rip]

all i care about is that they come off real fast. wether its me takin them offf or her yankin them down for a bang bang then all the way off for a smashing session.

[Swizel]

thick legs, fat asses, big heads, thick guts, and double chins. Are all the criteria for capri pants.