who has performed anal sex on a girl?

[VeganDraftDodgerY3K]

i want vivid descriptions of what it is like, and what precautions should be made, to assure that your girl's ass doesnt spontaneously combust.

[imported_Organ Donor]

if she starts balling and screaming when you first put it in pull it out and sit back cause she is going to be whinning for a while. oh and shell complain about pooping too. but yeah her crying when you stick it in and saying its the worst pain in her life. yeah that sucks

[imported_IG88]

If shes really in to it, have her practice with her fingers in the shower first. Then when she decides to take it around back, lube it all up and ease it in , inch by inch, making sure shes comfortable the whole time. Make sure she's done the necessary cleaning also, ive heard bad stories about lazy hos that don't purge their shit. I did it cuz i was out of jimmy hats and i didnt even want to know what my wang looked like afterwards, but its cool cuz you can stimulate the scooter at the same time

[imported_Seym1has2no3fiends]

"no more"

[imported_sugoione]

poopy dick sounds gross.

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283 pig bunisher
sugoi desu ne
das facha

[Comp Shoes]

yeah, well putting my mouth were blood comes out once a month doesnt sound so great either...hahahahaaa.

Anyway, my point is, penis' and vaginas can be cleaned, its hard to clean up in an ass, sure you can clean the exterior, but im talking about up in the anus. That part is always gonna be rank. This whole discussion is too funny...the lows I stoop to, to entertain myself at work!!

[Secret]

Comp Shoes, I heard porn stars stick tubes up their asses to get it nice and clean... it's douche for the asshole.

[imported_sugoione]

i hear that if you have poop on your wee wee it smells wrong and no girls will suck anymore.

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283 pig bunisher
sugoi desu ne
das facha

[brown twinkie]

nasty. never in my life would i feel so kinkt out that i would want to
stick my badoink up a girls brown. no. NEVER. not even if you
were latetia casta would i.
i've heard too many stories, sick stories. nasty.

[imported_sugoione]

yo comp shoes.. thanks for the low stoops cuz damn im fuggin bored at work. everybody else here is hard at work while i read storys of poopoo fucking.. ha it gives me a reason to sit in front of this puter..

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283 pig bunisher
sugoi desu ne
das facha

[THE DEVIL!]

Originally posted by Secret:
Comp Shoes, I heard porn stars stick tubes up their asses to get it nice and clean... it's douche for the asshole.

"douche for the asshole." Great.

[fr8lover]

"Yeah. So do you do anal? Is it true that chicks fart if you blast them in
the ass?"

[Frate_Raper]

TRUE STORY! My best freinds girlfriends boss told us this one night drunk.

He met this hottie in a bar he knew she was gunna be a slut in the sack and he wants his brown belt bad!!!!!

So he scoops her up their at her place bonking and shes like "stick it in my ass" you can quote that to kiddies!

so he starts to ram this hoe in the dumper yadda yadda yadda....He wakes up with a HORRIBLE BURNING ALL OVER HIS CACK! doods shitting he's got an std from this hoe.He goes to the clinc and they can't find shit wrong his twig and berrys.Off to the hospital and they can't find shit wrong either....so he tells the doc about the night before and the doctor now wants exrays taken on his cack.He's like why? doc's like i got a feeling.So they exray Mikes wang and what do they find??????????BAM A PEICE OF CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so 2 hours of sergery and Mikes off work for a week.


I'm still in shock he told us this but he was mad wasted!

THIS IS TRUE!

[footsoldier]

nothing like corn in the cock to make you appreciate not actually having an std....

[deznatori]

hahahahahahaha Frate Raper that is the best story I have heard in a long time.

[Comp Shoes]

Am I the only one that thinks a persons ass should be exit only. It doesnt really turn me on to think about putting my dick in a hole where shit comes out.

[imported_jojoo13]

it could of been worse emagine what a penut would feel like ouch [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//eek.gif'>

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no no NO not BZEE....BZ
={(____) <---i luv this stuff!!!

[imported_fatguydist]

this girl i dated for 3 years once asked me early in the relationship to have sex... and i am not real down with sex so we ended up not having sex... so one day she asks me if i wont have vaginal sex with her would i have anal sex with her... she was a virgin... wowsers huh,,, maskoner loves that story

[imported_Long Bus]

honk honk

[krie]

if the red river is flowing, do not take the dirt track.

[zen]

thats why a comdom is used in anal sex, plus its already lubed up for you! im a genius

[When]

when the chick starts screaming in pain,
take that as your cue to go outside for a smoke
cause shes gonna be bitchin for a while

damn this thread came back from the dead

[willy.wonka]

one time i was in jail with this little bitch...


<--stuck his dick in some girls asshole.

secret is starting to crack me up.

[imported_dialrocka4sho]

try it, if u dont like it, dont try it again... simple.

[InDY_500]

EWWWWWW:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: but nice