whats the shortest,longest,and your average times having sex?

[meta4]

my shortest was like 5 minutes my longest was an hour and my average is only like 15,make your sex life public,or make fun of mine,i really dont give a fiddddddduck

[fr8oholic]

longest..

well percocets will work wonders.. let's just say the chick was urging me to hurry up and finish. some chicks are sensitive after a few hours of action..

[HESHIANDET]

going tooooo long is definitely a nono. I pretend and think about racecars untill the girlie creams, then i cream. that built a solid repatation for me and my penis i'd say. BUUUUUT, now that i'm locked into the long term thing, im in it to win it so to speak.

[dBUSH]

The shortest was definately the 2 times against the library of the local public college. We were at a banquet, her dress was too small. I couldn't control myself and she didn't mind at all. On the longest... I couldnt tell you. I think I was fucking in my sleep.

[imported_jungle cat]

i use a similar technique hesh. i either count.. or sing the abc's in my head.. or think about philosiphical ideas. it usually holds me up long enough.. but.. it doesnt matter.. i make the girl cream with my tongue before anything else goes in her.

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[imported_Seym1has2no3fiends]

I think secret needs to respond to this question.
As for me, uh, average is probably 15 but as long as I'm still having sex, I don't care.

[Christ Puncher Oner]

yo im quick to bust a nutt cause i got no time for these hoes! please believe it!

[BoB Hope ONER]

christ punch is back in effect like whoa ismssss fah wicked dayszzzz

[nemersion]

Originally posted by HESHIANDET:
I pretend and think about racecars untill the girlie creams, then i cream.

im flattered?

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[imported_marmuchian]

average:7 minutes
longest:45-hour
shortes:3-4 strokes

[HESHIANDET]

ewwwwww, hahahaha. i gotta watch my mouth. I didn't know we were talking about fine dining. I eat ***** like its my job.

[imported_DoSeR]

haha shortest about 5 mins average about 25 minutes longest like a hour and a few minutes but i dont like going that long man as soon as she cum you best belive im done too and i like to think about weird shit too just dont think about sex and you last way longer

[meta4]

wow it looks like im not doing so bad after all,keep it comin fellas,ladies dont be discouraged,this is for you too....

[This message has been edited by meta4 (edited 05-24-2001).]

[teister]

my shortest was the first time. I couldn't believe my dack was up that and I busted in like 3 thrusts. My longest never really ended. I was with this girl and it was like the third time that night. We went for like an hour and a half before she decided she was through. Then in the morning she was complaining about being too sore to walk. Average is probably about half an hour or so. Yeah, the girl definitely gets the tongue first. Then either she cums or she decides she doesn't want to wait to get me in her. If the girl cums while I'm in her I'm definitely cumming with her cause that ish is just too sexy with her screaming and stuff.

[imported_Seym1has2no3fiends]

my first time was like 6 minutes... but that's unfortunately not the shortest.

[imported_SecretAgentX9]

my girlfriend is kinda mad at me for a roadtrip, so its me and some reading material for a bit???

[BoB Hope ONER]

secret..that makes me want to puke up little cudly pink bunnies and shit.

thats fucking awful..

awfully snuggly

blahism

[imported_Unit]

Being in too long isnt always good. You might lose the lubrication, air gets in there, and fart noises start. Hahahahhaah.

[dosoner]

you all got me beat. longest is like 15 minutes shortest is like 30 seconds and average is like 2 minutes

[23578]

Originally posted by HESHIANDET:
going tooooo long is definitely a nono. I pretend and think about racecars untill the girlie creams, then i cream. that built a solid repatation for me and my penis i'd say. BUUUUUT, now that i'm locked into the long term thing, im in it to win it so to speak.

i couldn't have said it better! actually once i came on the first pump, i'm rather ashamed of that as we weren't going out. the longest, well that was the first time: i just couldn't let her go home. she told her friends i'm the best.

[fr8oholic]

Originally posted by Serkoff:
my girlfriend is kinda mad at me for a roadtrip, so its me and some reading material for a bit???

awhh lewis. my condolences.

[dukeofyork]

sex?
what is this sex you speak of??

[imported_SecretAgentX9]

efffit, it's a roadtrip!!! hey lewis, i just stretched a new silkscreen last night.. put your orders in for dirt chicken tee shirts!! word.

[willy!wonka]

I USED TO GO FOR EVER LIKE A HOUR AND A HALF AND STILL NO JUICE YET...I WAS BRAGGIN TO THIS STRIPPER ABOUT IT SO SHE WANTED FATHER TIME TO STICK IT TO HER THEN IN LIKE 5 MIN SPLAT ALL OVER HER FACE!i was like that for about a year then with my last chick i found my mojo.buttfucking always does the trick...

[imported_theFUME]

24 hrs was the longest for me
jus kidding like 45 minutes longest 20 minutes shortest

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[imported_mapo wc]

mapo
-the residential virgin of 12oz

damn I suck.

well, does the hand count?

my shortest was probably about 15 seconds and the longest is almost a minute.

[imported_tow up from tha flow up !]

The longest I ever had sex was when I lost my virginity, because it hurt so bad and it took forever to get the damn thing in the damn hole. It probably lasted around 30 mins, but the first 15 felt like HOURS. The shortest was with this coke head, insomniac guy I used to date.. He was 23, and had the endurance of a catholic school boy. I would take off my shirt and he'd be like uuh... oh! want a ciggarette? punk ass. Average is about 30 mins foreplay, 15 minutes of sex like woah.

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[Lush]

Shortest was about 3 minutes
average is about 25-30
and the longest was 2 hours. It was a summer fling when I was in Italy last year. I was falling asleep on the guy(seriously, the last half hour I'd wake up every few minutes to discover myself fucking this guy) so I told him to pack it up and go home. My friend was trying to sleep in the next room and was completely losing it. The weirdest part about the whole thing was I think the boy got dressed with his condom still on his dick.....eeewwwwwww.

[imported_SaEkOnCe]

shortest: about 8 min.
average: 20 min
longest about 2 hours

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[imported_Ammo]

uhh this kinda has nothing to do with the topic, but my homeboy told me "never fuck in a hot tub". it slipped out and he couldnt get it back in for like 15 minutes.

[cracked ass]

Oddly enough, my shortest and longest times were solo missions.
The shortest was just recently, I hadn't gotten busy for a few days (which tends to decrease endurance and increase liquid volume, at my age anyway). I was at work in a house getting remodeled, everyone else was at lunch, this fly chick with great tits walked by outside on the street, with her hands behind her back like she was waiting to be handcuffed. I pictured myself tying her hands, grabbing her from behind, covering her mouth with one hand and trying out those tits with the other, and the whole time she's into it and jacking me off with her cuffed hands. I humped a wall with a handful of paper towels for all of 30 seconds with that image in my head and that was all it took.
It's a tie for the longest, about 90 minutes, both solo incidents. The first was a fight against a pot-induced BDI (boner density issue) which was successful after the marathon of flogging. The second was more noteworthy because it all took place on the turnpike at about 60 mph. I was driving in both senses. Come to think of it, I was fully clothed in all 3 situations.
More than you wanted to know, eh?

[imported_Bloody Fetus]

Originally posted by tow up from tha flow up !:
The longest I ever had sex was when I lost my virginity, because it hurt so bad and it took forever to get the damn thing in the damn hole. It probably lasted around 30 mins, but the first 15 felt like HOURS. The shortest was with this coke head, insomniac guy I used to date.. He was 23, and had the endurance of a catholic school boy. I would take off my shirt and he'd be like uuh... oh! want a ciggarette? punk ass. Average is about 30 mins foreplay, 15 minutes of sex like woah.



When I first read this I seriously thought it was written by a guy ... It was weird.

[imported_IwearPinkShirts]

Originally posted by cracked ass:
Oddly enough, my shortest and longest times were solo missions.
The shortest was just recently, I hadn't gotten busy for a few days (which tends to decrease endurance and increase liquid volume, at my age anyway). I was at work in a house getting remodeled, everyone else was at lunch, this fly chick with great tits walked by outside on the street, with her hands behind her back like she was waiting to be handcuffed. I pictured myself tying her hands, grabbing her from behind, covering her mouth with one hand and trying out those tits with the other, and the whole time she's into it and jacking me off with her cuffed hands. I humped a wall with a handful of paper towels for all of 30 seconds with that image in my head and that was all it took.
It's a tie for the longest, about 90 minutes, both solo incidents. The first was a fight against a pot-induced BDI (boner density issue) which was successful after the marathon of flogging. The second was more noteworthy because it all took place on the turnpike at about 60 mph. I was driving in both senses. Come to think of it, I was fully clothed in all 3 situations.
More than you wanted to know, eh?
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thats great stuff.
all i can say is hahahahahahahahahhaa
anyways....
shortest: about 2 minutes cause we were doing it while speeding down the freeway, and a cop hit the lights behind us, so she had to hop off me like whoa and then we both got roadside sobriety tests cause we were half naked, speeding, swerving and covered in sweat. We nailed that driving sex shit after like 3 trys.
longest: also in a car, like the third time we played legos that night. it went for a good hour, then she was like, "ouch!" and it was over.


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[IhaveaBoner]

my shortest was with this amazingly hot girl,, perfect body, anyway i got way to excited about it.. so it lasted about 5 "thrusts",, longest... drunk off 3 and a half 40's and on 3 vicodin,, i couldn't feel a thing the whole time, it was gay,, my weener hurt pretty bad from lack of lube after the 2nd hour

[Kamikazi]

ur mother

[Kr430n5_666]

http://www.seanbaby.com/news/images/mil12.jpg'> "I've been following Rick Rockwell's career since he was on Star Search. Not that I'm obsessed or anything, but I read that he chose the name Rockwell while looking through a phone book. It's disrespectful enough to your family to go on Star Search and not win, but to throw away their name in favor of something you randomly pulled out of a phone book.... I suppose next he kills and eats his parents. From what I've been finding in his garbage, he might be trying to tell me to do it."
Brock Miller
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[imported_SecretAgentX9]

cracked… damn!!!!

[imported_Organ Donor]

if it's too quick i just keep going, actually if i don't get off before we start i have to do that because the average is like 40 minutes. the longest is like 3 hours. so shortest doesn't really apply due to the fact that i do it at least 2 times. during the 3 hours i think it was 4 times. i have a steel penis.

[Poop Man Bob]

To heighten my endurance ... I think about the time I got the shit beat out of me. [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>

Hey .. it works.

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[imported_Jesus of Nazareth]

Okay, I was staying at some guy's house while my girl was staying at a friend's house down the road. The guy's girl (my ex)was also there. We were on the second story, and tied karate belts and sheets to a weight machine and climbed out the window. We jumped a few fences and met our dates for the night, who had also snuck out. The friend with whom they both were staying had tagged along with them, so she had to be sent home alone.
We went walking around the neighborhood, and there were lots of houses still being built, so we decided to explore them. My girl and I split off from the other two, and started to mess around when we realized the ground was covered in sawdust (there was honestly close to a centimeter thick blanket on EVERY surface). This caused complications, and our efforts were abandoned. We walked outside to find the other couple, who had the same problem. We wander over to a two story house that was little more than a frame at the time, and started looking for a place to take care of business, we were getting a little impatient......my girl and I ascended to the second story of the home, and proceed to "fuck".....about two hours into it I had to quit without finishing because the other couple was sick of waiting on us. They also werent happy that we were shaking the house and shit was starting to fall on them. My ex was very upset with her new boyfriend because of his performance's poor comparison to our sex romp.......my knees were torn up because I had to support myself with them on plywood, and she had splinters in her back as a result of our moving forward with the force of my thrusts. God, I wish that whole relationship had never happened.

[willy!wonka]

i just spanked my monkey for about 3 hours this morning!!!!!!!!!!!the snake sneezed after 4......big mess at the breakfast table..

[willy!wonka]

you ever see that guy with his dick stuck in the hot tub jets?that was ME!

[ElPresidente]

This is some funny shit...

[Pistol]

the shortest is about 5 minutes. The longest was 2 hours without busting cause my friend was trying to use the room. After he finished I took her back in and hit that for another hour still not busting cause she had to go home. That was my best day. But on average about 30 minutes "TUE" an hour. A good way to "stay up" longer kids is to switch it up have sex then when you get "TUE" excited switch to oral "TUE" calm down then back to sex.

Pistol's sex tip of the day sponsored by Beyond 7 latex condoms.

[blink_ATX]

shortest, like 1 minute(she was a virgin, i kept going)
longest, about an hour and a hlaf before busting
average, about 45 minutes

how many time sin one night about 8
thats nuts and times
she came i dont know how many times

and i am not lying

[ASER1NE]

about 2 minutes when i was young
more than 2 hours , i dont know how
about a half hour for the first nut , then 45-1hour for nut # 2

[Umpa Loompa]

never even touched a boob.. fuck you all....