I do have the answer to every question.

[PaintHonkyTrash]

GawdOner up in dis joint...

[--zeSto--]

so what's it like to ... you know...
be with a girl?

you know that one?

[PaintHonkyTrash]

Whats it like to be with a girl? Depends on what your doing, if your at the movie then its kinda wierd cause you laugh at things she doesnt like, if its while bowling it sucks cause you cant beat her, if its at a party, well I dont go to parties and that implies that Ive never had sex so if thats what you wanted to hear then cool deow, there ya go.

[willy!wonka]

my mom and dad were making funny sounds the other night.i went to go take a look and they were doing something and my uncle sam was in there with them..my uncle tried to pull me in but i got scared and ran away...
do you know what was going on?

[imported_urine]

dear mister honkey,
my question for you is that if it takes 3 cracked out prostitutes to change a light bulb, and 2 of them have a scorching case of herpes, what do you do with the giraffes?

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[IhaveaBoner]

Originally posted by urine:
dear mister honkey,
my question for you is that if it takes 3 cracked out prostitutes to change a light bulb, and 2 of them have a scorching case of herpes, what do you do with the giraffes?



i don't get it.

[imported_my mom buys my clothes]

Originally posted by willy!wonka:
my mom and dad were making funny sounds the other night.i went to go take a look and they were doing something and my uncle sam was in there with them..my uncle tried to pull me in but i got scared and ran away...
do you know what was going on?

it was probably just a family reunion, you should have gone.

[mr.e]

Originally posted by urine:
dear mister honkey,
my question for you is that if it takes 3 cracked out prostitutes to change a light bulb, and 2 of them have a scorching case of herpes, what do you do with the giraffes?




you know, that seems like it should be funny, but for some reason i'm just not laughing.

[willy!wonka]

do you know how to take quotes and move them to a different topic?

[imported_pukey1]

no

[WebsterUno]

"Do you know the way to San Jose?"
'la la la la la la la la'

[imported_Temp Name]

Originally posted by mr.e:

you know, that seems like it should be funny, but for some reason i'm just not laughing.

The same thing happened to me....but when I read your respnoce, I laughed....weird...

[imported_Seek One]

why? umm i forgot

[imported_pukey1]

waht size underwear am i?

[imported_conan o brien]

What is this on my penis and when will it go away???

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[imported_iamsowack]

ok I had a list but it will take forever....
these are the ones that keep bugging me...

ok

number

1.how the hell do turtles hump?cant figure that out...
2.does the guy with the biggest johnson faint every time he gets a boner?
3.how does it feel to have boobies?

ok thats all.......(for now).

[SayOne]

i have a horrible rash all over my crotch area, what is it?

P.S. my ballz are growin in a grotesque manner

[Kr430n5_666]

http://www.seanbaby.com/news/images/bear4.jpg'>

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[imported_suburbian bum]

I faint everyitime i get a boner.

[willy!wonka]

too much blood to the HEAD i suppose

[PaintHonkyTrash]

Originally posted by iamsowack:
ok I had a list but it will take forever....
these are the ones that keep bugging me...

ok

number

1.how the hell do turtles hump?cant figure that out...

A turtles penis is located on its tail.
2.does the guy with the biggest johnson faint every time he gets a boner?
John Holmes and no but he has sex alot
3.how does it feel to have boobies?
Probably the same way that it feels to have a penis?

ok thats all.......(for now).

[imported_iamsowack]

thank you paint honky trash...
you have made my life easier...

here's my other list.......


number

1.is there an "any" key on the keyboard?

2.what happened to Mr. Wilson from CAST AWAY?
3.what happened to family guy?


thats all.

[imported_my mom buys my clothes]

Originally posted by iamsowack:
3.what happened to family guy?
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damn, i wish i knew. that show was so funny.

[Dick Quickwood]

why do i keep getting hungry ?

[HELLSATAN]

Originally posted by my mom buys my clothes
damn, i wish i knew. that show was so funny.

its on teletoon every weekday at 12:00

or you can buy the dvds and enjoy whenever you want