joke joke

[imported_my mom buys my clothes]

whats the one thing better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics?


not being retarted!!

courtesy of sxetilldeath

[platapie]

awwwwwww. i laffed then relized i only got silver last year.

[Tofu]

Haha...I've heard that on this forum before, but it's still funny.

[Southern kid]

man thats fucked up!

[keep]

whats the best part of fucking a infant?
hearing the pelvice(sp?) crack.

someone else told this one here and it made me cringe, but its funny

[knowlej]

how do you make a baby cry twice??

wipe your bloody cock all over its teddy bear


whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

i don't have a cadillac in my garage

[imported_Temp Name]

Originally posted by knowlej:
how do you make a baby cry twice??

wipe your bloody cock all over its teddy bear





What..?

[imported_HotRod]

Originally posted by keep:
whats the best part of fucking a infant?
hearing the pelvice(sp?) crack.

someone else told this one here and it made me cringe, but its funny
Sick shit bro- Even sicker:
Whats 1 good thing about being a pedophile?
Their little hands make your small cock seem so much larger!

[imported_pacman]

Originally posted by knowlej:
how do you make a baby cry twice??

wipe your bloody cock all over its teddy bear


whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

i don't have a cadillac in my garage


hahahahahahahahahaaaaahahahahahahaha

[mr.yuck]

whats the worst part about having sex with an 8 year old?

Cleaning the blood out of the clown costume

[beardo]

you fuckers. i posted all those jokes!

special olympics, the pelvis, the clown, making your dick look bigger..

[knowlej]

I got dead babysoon to be dead baby jokes on lock...
Temp Name ... you made it cry once when u fucked it, then you made it cry again when you wiped your bloody dick on its teddy bear...

what did the pedaphile say when he got out of prison?

boy.. i feel like a kid again!


whats the difference between acne and a pedaphile?

acne waits till your 12 to cum all over your face

[boogie hands]

oh my god....you sick fucks......

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

[imported_PIRone716]

hahahahaha thats awesome...

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your ghetto if you pee in the shower

[mr.yuck]

okay okay i got one...

Why aren't there any portericans on star trek?

Because they dont work in the future either.

i think i told that one before.

Okay heres one.

Why are british people so ugly?

because their teeth are all jacked up.

HAHAHAHA

i just made that last one up on the spot.

[knowlej]

leave the jokes to those that aren't retarded there mr. yuck

[-Rage-]

A man walks into a car service station with his steeling wheel hanging out of his zipper.

The man working in the garage says "Hey buddy. You've got a steering wheel hanging out of your crotch."

The man says, "Yeah I know. It's been driving me nuts all fucking day."

[imported_ohnoone]

Originally posted by mr.yuck:
okay okay i got one...

portericans



one what? brain cell you stupid fuck.