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footsoldier
06-10-2001, 05:24 PM
this is preety stupid but im preety bored soo here we go....
1)would you rather have 1 million dollars or 2 million dollars worth of tacos? you would have to make and sell the tacos and they would def sell but it would take alot of work, in the end you would have 2 million though.
2)would you rather get eaten by a shark or die in a car crash??
3)would you fist fight mike tyson for one million dollars locked in a room for 2 minutes where no one could stop it?
4)would you fuck a girl who had aids as long as you had a condom?
all right this is a start...everyone answer tehse questions and feel free to add more.
kOmega
06-10-2001, 06:02 PM
1) would you rather die from falling off a plane or a plane falling on you
willy!wonka
06-10-2001, 06:21 PM
i would have a cool mil and sell for two.
my dream/fantacy is to fight a shark
i would kick tysons knees out before he could do shit
nah.but i would lick a herpie
honestly if IF! the end of the world came just like the bible says and you saw GOD...pickin up the ones he conciders to be his children....
would you be happy or scared?
imported_suburbian bum
06-10-2001, 06:56 PM
1) 1 million worth of tacos.
2)Car crash
3)Nope.
4)Umm, depends on how hot she was...
72swiftagression14
06-10-2001, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by willy!wonka:
honestly if IF! the end of the world came just like the bible says and you saw GOD...pickin up the ones he conciders to be his children....
would you be happy or scared?
i would be scared shitless!
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willy!wonka
06-10-2001, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by 72swiftagression14:
i would be scared shitless!
yup me too....actually i would but then again I wouldnt...EITHER WAY I WOULD BE HAPPY.
[This message has been edited by willy!wonka (edited 06-10-2001).]
1) 2 million worth of tacos, then sell them all for twice what they were worth.
2)car crash
3)damn skippy
4)nope
deznatori
06-10-2001, 10:33 PM
1. one million
2. Car crash
3. Definatly
4. Not a chance in hell
Kr430n5_666
06-10-2001, 11:08 PM
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helllo... come close.... we will not eat you.... we are friends... NOW! BEGIN THE EAT ATTACK FATGIRLS!!!
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mr.yuck
06-10-2001, 11:12 PM
it all depends if the plane was still on the ground or in the air. Question four shouldnt apply to people that already have AIDS. just give me the quick million boss. Yes i would go hands up with tyson for a million spend 1.5 million on plastic and reconstructive surgery and still be up .5 million dollars then make the talk show circuits and make around 3 million dollars and just be way up.
Id rather get eattin by a shark cuz thats just a story that will never stop getting told.
YES BOSS
boogie hands
06-10-2001, 11:36 PM
1)1 million then id invest that shit like the gq'ed wall street player that i am....
2)car crash
3)no because i would be dead
4)no....but really....who knows how many girls you have fucked with aids??? scary question huh boys.....
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imported_Jesus of Nazareth
06-11-2001, 12:07 AM
1) I would sell the tacos
2) I would take the shark attack
3) Hell yes.
4) No way.
5) I'd fall from the plane.
platapie
06-11-2001, 03:18 AM
hmmmmmm????????
imported_theFUME
06-11-2001, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by suburbian bum:
4)Umm, depends on how hot she was...
WoRd!
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footsoldier
06-12-2001, 04:10 AM
platapie, im not sure that "hmmmmm" constitutes an answer, so whats it gonna be boy?
imported_Cyber Optx
06-21-2001, 02:51 AM
a greasy dreaded hella-long gray mullet is all i need-with pink sideburns that connect the rest of the hair on my face, plus a 12 foot baby blue goata
Poop Man Bob
06-21-2001, 03:37 AM
Originally posted by Kr430n5_666:
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helllo... come close.... we will not eat you.... we are friends... NOW! BEGIN THE EAT ATTACK FATGIRLS!!!
Dude, you're straight jacking the quotes on www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com ('http://"http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com"') ... at least think of something new, yet still retarded and hilarious.
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Daze One Million
06-21-2001, 03:44 AM
id take the mill, way easier, rather die in a car crash cuz im not a good swimmer, hell yea id just dodge tyson, i can run for 2 minutes, and no, girls have coodies
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jades_blue
06-21-2001, 05:39 PM
-no money is easy money -- I go for the tacos.
-shark (but seriously, what are the chances of that really happening?)
-technically, I'd say fight mike. But once in the room, I'd as him how to spell psychology.. his dumb ass would be stumped for those 2 mins.
-I don't do girls.
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Remi Martin
06-21-2001, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by footsoldier:
this is preety stupid but im preety bored soo here we go....
1)would you rather have 1 million dollars or 2 million dollars worth of tacos? you would have to make and sell the tacos and they would def sell but it would take alot of work, in the end you would have 2 million though.
id rather have the mill and invest online
2)would you rather get eaten by a shark or die in a car crash??
car crash, preferably while really fucked up on as many substances as possible and going really fast
3)would you fist fight mike tyson for one million dollars locked in a room for 2 minutes where no one could stop it?
yes
4)would you fuck a girl who had aids as long as you got to where a condom
no
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imported_inkjunkie34
06-21-2001, 06:29 PM
1)one million dollars
2)car crash
3)i'd fuck tyson up
4)fuck no
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jus me and you muthafucka jus me and you...i'll put trade marks around your fuckin eye
T.T Boy
06-21-2001, 07:42 PM
Dude, you're straight jacking the quotes on www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com ('http://"http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com"') ... at least think of something new, yet still retarded and hilarious.
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finally someone who caught on, i thought i was the only one who realized that.
i eat poo
06-21-2001, 08:44 PM
1.yes
2.zero
3.if i had one
4.cut her head off
Kr430n5_666
06-22-2001, 04:05 AM
Originally posted by Poop Man Bob:
Dude, you're straight jacking the quotes on www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com ('http://"http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com"') ... at least think of something new, yet still retarded and hilarious.
i know. just wanted people to SMIELELELEELELELELELELSLSLSLELEMELEM!
???
yea im done tho...that was part of a "mini-series" if you will. "hey how about i post fat chicks in party hats for a few days...ok good idea!"
ALL DONEENENENEN
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imported_shyster
06-22-2001, 04:22 AM
1)tacos
2)shark
3)it depends on how much i've had to drink
4)no..i'm not fuckin w/ that shit
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teister
06-22-2001, 07:10 AM
2 million in tacos, car crash, yes I would fight mike tyson (pussy), and no I wouldn't do an AIDS girl even with a condom. She's been with too many doods for me.
1. the million
2. either eaten by the shark whole or died instantly in a car accident.
3. yeah, why not. 2 mill, thats not bad
4. ok, this is what i was trying to get to in my post. but its still risky even with a condom so no.
MOOGLE?
08-20-2003, 05:20 AM
1. ONE MILLION
2 CAR CRASH
3 YES
4. WHY NOT....ITS SOMETHING TO TELL THE KIDS
Overtime
08-20-2003, 05:42 AM
Originally posted by Kr430n5_666
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/images/fathat98.jpg
helllo... come close.... we will not eat you.... we are friends... NOW! BEGIN THE EAT ATTACK FATGIRLS!!!
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$$$666MAKROS666$$$
if thats the girl with aids, bring them on!
1. a million dollers
2. car crash
3. yes
4. nah im straight
god: yea i would be pretty freaked out
BAMBOOZLED
08-20-2003, 06:42 AM
Would you rather have the Darth Vader music play as you enter a room... or leave a trail of paprika where ever you go?
MOOGLE?
08-20-2003, 06:58 AM
paprika for shizzle my nizzle!!
think about it ..if i left a trail of paprika i'd be the most up person in the world. i'd walk and spell my name with the paprika wherever i went.
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would you rather get caught masterbating to gay porn by your family trying to surpise you for your birthday. or catch your parents having sex with your dog and mailman?
darth vader music, cause if u were getting chased or something you would be fucked
the mailman one cause its not something that I did, fuck whatever my parents do,lol
Zack Morris
08-20-2003, 07:47 AM
get the one million dollars because there are too many variables in the taco thing..then i would wait around for someone that actually got the taco idea to worka nd use my 1 million to buy stocks in his company and then sell them after the company really started to take off and got past the 2 million mark and have more money.
die in a car crash...getting eaten by a shark sounds like it would take too long...pluss I don't want my remains to be turned into shark poo
I am sure I could out run hsi ass in a tiny room for 2 minutes...either that or I am really good at curling up into a little ball.
no
Smart
08-20-2003, 08:38 AM
Originally posted by footsoldier
t1)would you rather have 1 million dollars or 2 million dollars worth of tacos? you would have to make and sell the tacos and they would def sell but it would take alot of work, in the end you would have 2 million though.
Well, then 1 million dollars because it would be less tacos to make...
2)would you rather get eaten by a shark or die in a car crash??
car crash
3)would you fist fight mike tyson for one million dollars locked in a room for 2 minutes where no one could stop it?
No
4)would you fuck a girl who had aids as long as you had a condom?
No
How much wind could a wind breaker break if a wind breaker could break wind?
Eyepatch, pegleg or hook for a hand?
Beer?
What the fuck is that?
Where's Jerry Garcia?.........you are bringing back the "GratefulDeadThreads"
Originally posted by Corn Pops
good luck
im sure i could run or something, aslong as i dont get raped by that fuckin gorilla ill be straight
:D
MOOGLE?
08-20-2003, 12:23 PM
t1)would you rather have 1 million dollars or 2 million dollars worth of tacos?
2)would you rather get eaten by a shark or die in a car crash??
3)would you fist fight mike tyson for one million dollars locked in a room for 2 minutes where no one could stop it?
4)would you fuck a girl who had aids as long as you had a condom?
5)How much wind could a wind breaker break if a wind breaker could break wind?
6)Eyepatch, pegleg or hook for a hand?
7)Beer?
8)What the fuck is that?
9)Would you rather have the Darth Vader music play as you enter a room... or leave a trail of paprika where ever you go?
10)would you rather get caught masterbating to porn by your family trying to surpise you for your birthday. or catch your mom having sex with the mailman?
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