If graffiti were a sexual act it would be like...

[Rodney Trotter]

Sketching outlines - Daydreaming about sex.
Colouring in your outlines - Masterbation.
Bombing - Getting hold of a nice girl and getting to suck her titties and feel her pussy.
Painting a legal Wall - Having sex with a blow up doll.
Painting a freight - Having sex with an ugly girl.
Painting a clean train - Having sex with a hot girl.
Painting a clean train, then catching flix as it runs crowded, through the city during rush hour - Getting deep throat from some superfly honey, whilst you get to eat out her freshly shaven pussy, and she comes in your face.
Scratch bombing/etch bombing - self mutilation.

And yes, before anyone says, I am a filthy, perveted, dirty old man.
:love2:

[imported_graffitiSUX]

only fools n 'orses

[imported_CATS]

You have enough time on your habds to tell me what talking about it it then right....

[*die*]

i think piecing would be more like doing a reverse flying donkey

[imported_You Are a Toy]

dood what tha fahk is this shit all about?
wicked awful.

[Boring Bastard]

Originally posted by Rodney Trotter
Sketching outlines - Daydreaming about sex.
Colouring in your outlines - Masterbation.
Bombing - Getting hold of a nice girl and getting to suck her titties and feel her pussy.
Painting a legal Wall - Having sex with a blow up doll.
Painting a freight - Having sex with an ugly girl.
Painting a clean train - Having sex with a hot girl.
Painting a clean train, then catching flix as it runs crowded, through the city during rush hour - Getting deep throat from some superfly honey, whilst you get to eat out her freshly shaven pussy, and she comes in your face.
Scratch bombing/etch bombing - self mutilation.

And yes, before anyone says, I am a filthy, perveted, dirty old man.
:love2:

I'm going to go with the clean train comparison!!!

[snortglue]

Originally posted by CATS
You have enough time on your habds to tell me what talking about it it then right....
What the fuck are you trying to say. Take a 6th grade typing class dude!

[SoCiEtY HaTeS Me]

sick..indeed verry sick..and funny lol

i think a fillin would be more like nutting in a girls mouth and having her accidently coughing and laughing and it comes out her nose. lmao...i speak from experince...

[iCEBERG]

thats disgusting and i hope to god that if you did get head from her again, well, dont

[cdz]

you guys are fuckin sick...but funny.
-cdz $0.02

[fr8oholic]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahah...
blowup doll!!!


chock me up for the hottie dishing the deepthroat while i'm sampling the kitty...

[WEb=ijP]

lmao ur something else

[VANDALICIOU$$$]

HAHA!! nice man, so then getting busted or having ur shit buffed would be like getting herpes or pregnant:lol:

[Crashdummy]

Only 6 years late, but whatever.

[Chubbs]

busted mop = broken condom

[561!]

etch burn=breaking your dick on some fatass and one week later finding out not only do you have a broken dick but also you have hpv

[:-P]

etch tags=cumming acid?
did i do it right?

[561!]

haaa

[Earthworm Jim]

what in the fuck is this shit haha

[Destroy All Lines]

very interesting thread u got goin on here...........

[CALIgula]

it would be like scat......messy at times.

[IrishCarBombs]

what the fuck did this guy just say

[xlando]

you got me

[thehaze]

i think piecing would be more like doing a reverse flying donkey

good call

[Destroy All Lines]

up top^^^ clean trains is fuckin money

[SMOOTH-NUTS]

what the fuck did this guy just say

scat it is sht porn people eat and rub shit all over each other and fuck

[Destroy All Lines]

ugh

[twinky the kid]

looks like i fuck alot of ugly broads.

[Destroy All Lines]

guess so. way to man up

[iloveboxcars]

ok i didnt read any responses... but how is bombing only sucking on their titties? bombing should be whips and anal and handcuffs and hair getting pulled. you got your shit all wrong.

[SHITFACED!!!!!]

so would bombing a cop car be like giving girls a dirty sanchez???

[Destroy All Lines]

LMAO

[Blaise Pascal]

If graffiti were a sexual act it would be like... (http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=5593836#post5593836)


BRUTAL RAPE

by either one of these guys
http://www.bu.edu/athletics/crew/men/bios/photos/ErgRapist.jpg

http://www.jacklondonnews.com/uploaded_images/rapist_suspect-765441.jpg

[religion]

nice handstyle in hot spot = hot bj from cute chick
throw up sans fill w/ 3d in hot spot= see above, add aggressively groping tits
thow up w/ fill, 3d, and highlight in hot spot = doggystyle with ms. fatbooty + all the oral you can handle
burner in hot spot; 5 colors+ = 2 bitches, anything goes (ie. anal, rough, etc.)
legal anything = awkward hand job from Uncle Moe's chain smoking nanny

Trains can vary between all the above and go in any direction from there... besides legal anything. Dope handstyles in the right spots get me more riled up than anything though.

[Destroy All Lines]

word on the handstyles

[~>MooseKnuckle<~]

you fools are a bunch of breakfast club rejects.
sex & graffiti = apples & ....... hamburgers

[Destroy All Lines]

:) :) :) :)

[speaker]

an angry pirate would be bombing the cop station

[CALIgula]

scat it is sht porn people eat and rub shit all over each other and fuck

yup...that pretty much sums it all up.

[tech503]

hahaha thats the funniest thing i have read all day

[Destroy All Lines]

LMAO. this thread is getting just plain odd. :)

[EaterOfBabies]

Am I the only one who thinks that illegal graffiti is like deepthroating.

You know its frowned upon, but yet you still hold your city in your hands while you destroy its vocal chords with your cock...just for the pure pleasure of it.

[James Dean Mason (J.D.)]

Well, put it this way, Im on a constant hunt everyday for writers in NJ. I go around in my hooptie lookin to plug someone while bumpin this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR2PowYXJIE

[the radiologist]

All of you would be giving out blowjobs to Doogie Howser.

[Swindle]

holy shit this is the cheesiest thread ever

[thehaze]

crew whole car = bukkake

[Feed Yer Ego]

if graff were a sexual act it'd be a bunch of 13 year olds trying to grab some chick's ass at the pool while grown dudes is fuckin chicks in the ass and eating waffles

[tj.]

burners are better than sex, they make me cum quicker to

[rollntattoos]

graffiti s like bustn a nut

[iDarien]

Getting busted - HERPES!!!!!!

[+WAR+]

and she comes in your face.

:love2:

dont know about that part.

[thedudeman]

Only 6 years late, but whatever.

:lol:

[TWINsister]

hitting cop cars = sleep creeping a girl and sticking it in her ass

[TWINsister]

jacking toys= being a senior and fucking freshmen

[cheesypeanuts]

community service - getting caught in the act

[.hopeless.]

anyone seen tubguy?












something like that...























fyi.if you havent seen tubguy,dont.ever.

[.hopeless.]

to clarify were the ones doing the shitting...

[Cuda]

raping your sister.

[Tha Unibomber]

sex because i finish first

[SMdoubleXL]

flikn it...im always chasin it.

[Rustofills]

If graffiti was a sexual act? I would be a rapist.

[AirJordan]

yea hope u people rape it and catch aids and die slow

[nightbandit]

daytime bombin=fuckin a bitch in the fountain at ur local mall

[theScapegoat]

its like titty fucking

[freeabar]

me writing is like masterbation..everyone knows i do it..but im usually the only one who enjoys it...

[ephect]

catching flares is like palming the end of a penis

[wisetuxedo]

2 girls one cup- no matter how much people try to ignore it, they are all scarred for life by it

[suburbanhell]

this is seriously the funniest shit ive read on here in a while
bump self mutilation