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illicon
11-17-2001, 07:27 PM
ok so some cars get broken into and radios and cds get jacked and in one of the cars, some one writes illicon. by the way i dont write illicon... so the police question me and all fo that. and my fingerprints arent in the car eitther. then yesterday the cop comes to my house when im at friday school and says can i search his room. it really sucks cause my mom said yes cause she knows im innocent too. but he steals my cd case and one set of my latex gloves to keep paint off. he searches my whole room and everything, but he obviously did a pretty shitty job cause he didnt find my black book, my paint, or my stickers. he searched in all the wrong places... he opeended up my speakers and shit on my stereo, but somehow missed all my graff shit. nnow they want me to go down to the station to answer questions about the gloves----- they think thats why prints werent in the car....
grr i hate thess fucking pigs and life would seriously be better with out them. they are gonna try to lock me up for someting i didnt even do
WHAT BULLSHIT

dukeofyork
11-17-2001, 08:04 PM
flee the state while you still can!!!!

um, seriously, tell them its cause you dont like that stinky smell on your hands from your girl or something...
i mean, that shit just WONT wash off.......i tried a million times already..

seeking
11-17-2001, 08:09 PM
dude, kill yourself. then you wont have to talk to cops anymore.

imported_dirtysicks
11-17-2001, 08:12 PM
I will now start a post...."why illicon thinks we care"

iCEBERG
11-17-2001, 08:17 PM
hah you got set up. its as easy as saying "prove i did it" if you didnt there is no way they can prove otherwise. they might think you did or believe you did, but they cant do anything about it. thats why cops cant arrest you for painting unless they see you do it, or you got the same colors on you fingers etc... if you didnt do it you straight. its not like they think you killed someone. oh and why would they even link you to the name illicon? :lol: sounds like you were slippin from day one.

illicon
11-17-2001, 08:19 PM
thank you... people on this board are dicks

illicon
11-17-2001, 08:21 PM
cause its my screen name, emcee name alias thing

seeking
11-17-2001, 08:21 PM
why would some one else write it and try setting you up? i agree with dude, your slipping.

lemme guess, your a back packing emcee who loves anticon.

illicon
11-17-2001, 08:23 PM
naw dog i dont get down with anticon... but i think someone is trying to set me up... oh well

seeking
11-17-2001, 08:28 PM
you called me dog. thats not acceptable behavior.

illicon
11-17-2001, 08:29 PM
they also lied to my mom and said if we didnt go to the station last night to answer questions that he was gonna file a petititon... what bullshit.
obviously he didn't... what a bama

illicon
11-17-2001, 08:30 PM
hahhahahaha

imported_dirtysicks
11-17-2001, 08:38 PM
dawg he must be a striz8 bunk bama........fo sho<<<<<<<<<<<

richard kyel
11-17-2001, 09:40 PM
yo son you bes chek yo self. dis cop be a st8 up busta. son you should go down to da station and be like i dint do nuttin yo aint seen nuttin and i want my shi back mufucka. try that

ctrl+alt+del
11-17-2001, 10:07 PM
kyel you from idaho? i didnt know there were any writers in idaho! i thought it was all skinheads? or is that just priestlake? oh wait didnt they kick all the nazis out of their compund?

ASER1NE
11-18-2001, 03:51 AM
what a stupid thread

Cosmo Kramer
11-18-2001, 03:57 AM
dont write a statement. they cant prove anything, then continue to rap and emcee to the best of your ability, you may even want to write a song about thise whole predicament.

imported_iSLEEPwithMIDGETS
11-18-2001, 04:02 AM
how did cops get you as a suspect?..and yes cops are not aloways right but chances are without them youd be dead...

imported_iSLEEPwithMIDGETS
11-18-2001, 04:03 AM
p.s. why the fuck is this on the third rail...the only thing it has to do with graf is the fact you said they didnt find your graf supplies

cmeup
11-18-2001, 04:54 AM
man all you gotta say is when is the last time gloves are illegal to have in your possesion?

say you was using them to clean your house, say you wack off with them and enjoy the latest sensation, say the finger your girlfriend thing, say you put them on and please your anus with 3 fingers, say your gay. gay's always get off.

ibteaser<~:rolleyes:

stentoria
11-18-2001, 05:46 AM
i think illicon needs a hug

richard kyel
11-18-2001, 06:05 AM
Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del
kyel you from idaho? i didnt know there were any writers in idaho! i thought it was all skinheads? or is that just priestlake? oh wait didnt they kick all the nazis out of their compund?


no not a skinhead and no not from idaho. i cant say im a fan of white supremecists. im actually from another state. the name of the state rhymes with spindiana actually i dont know where i am can anyone help me out???

tue skinny
11-18-2001, 06:12 AM
i just farted that one is for you illicon

illicon
11-18-2001, 05:48 PM
good lookin

vile2
11-18-2001, 10:36 PM
This is gay!
Fuck the police! And fuck you, work your own problems out, dont take up space in here with your bullshit!
What would we do for you, everything that has been suggested im sure you could have figured out.
Fuck this.

dai
11-19-2001, 01:26 AM
personally bro...i think you're full of shit. first off, why the fuck would someone waste time to write something in a car they robbed? last time i checked it was get what you can, and get out as clean and as fast as you can. if someone has got the balls and smarts to be doin' this shit, i'm sure they're not that dumb. second off, how would the cops know to come to you? some big bad writer you must be if you're still writing the same name and the cops know you. why the fuck would someone write 'illicon' anyways? i mean you don't even write that, was it some kid off 12oz...i doubt it? this is just a thought... i could be wrong :rolleyes:

~KRYLON2~
11-19-2001, 03:23 AM
yah listen to this. me and my friends wee bored as hell so were in my front yard when we find a brand new road flair. so we lite it being dumbasses liting leaves and shit on fre when all the sudden four fucking cop cars drive up in my yard grab me throw me up on the car slam my dumbass on the hood and hand cuff me. then they start searching my backyard for no reson so im like why the fuck are you dumbfuks runnin through all my shit there all like we can do what the fuck we want to im lik not in my yard. and all ofthis bull shit over a fuking road flir

cyan
11-19-2001, 06:56 AM
NO WARRENT, NO ENTRY

usedtolove
11-19-2001, 09:44 PM
haha i read the post name wrong and thought it said cope instead of cops haha.yeah i gees cops do suck:)

illicon
11-20-2001, 02:29 AM
yeah word whatever im not that dumb to write illicon in a car anyways

tue skinny
11-20-2001, 02:39 AM
Originally posted by tue skinny
i just farted that one is for you illicon


right there mister

imported_garcia_vega
11-20-2001, 03:07 AM
i can think of much better reasons to dislike police.

illicon
11-22-2001, 04:46 PM
well yeah i guess but i still hate them for what they do

cdz
11-22-2001, 07:42 PM
i cant decide whats more pathetic, this thread or people responding to this thread. wait so did i, looks like we are all pathetic. (some more than others)
-cdz $0.02

Handjob
11-22-2001, 11:48 PM
Dude, they seriously have nothing. They just think that they can push us around cause "we're too young to really know our rights." Tell him to suck your salty bag the next time that little fucker comes around...

graf-freely!
11-24-2001, 02:37 AM
first of all do you have an aliby?????????? second they have to have propable cause!!!!!!!!!!!!!and third them or your enemeys know your name and you should consider another alias. GET A GOOD LAWYER!!!!!

Funk~That
11-24-2001, 06:45 AM
denie it to the end!dont go to the station! they cant make you go there ignore them! if it shows on the caller i d dont pick up if they leave a measage ignore it have no contact with them and lay low!

BIG T
11-26-2001, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by dirtysicks
dawg he must be a striz8 bunk bama........fo sho<<<<<<<<<<<

sounds like a good one to me!:D

cdz
11-27-2001, 05:33 AM
Originally posted by seeking innocence
dude, kill yourself. then you wont have to talk to cops anymore.
i second that
-cdz

NeO
11-28-2001, 06:33 PM
Cops vary from town to town, like if u go into a little hick town and the police force is contained of a few and sometimes a bit 'uncontrodictive ' about stuff ,than u would say pittsburgh ; cops pull u over for having a busted tail light and accuse u of smoking an illegal substance and try to bust u .

Conclusion
COPS ARE ASS HOLES

taper
11-28-2001, 08:07 PM
welli have to say cops should all die unmerciful horrid wretched deaths. let me break my cop theroy dow for you guys:

1 power source:

his badge. give the "officer" the ability to harass, break laws, run red lights, ect. basically he says "see this badge son?! this means i can do what i want when i want and get away with it" also known as ego power source. or head inflator


2 doughnuts

ahh the fluffy fatning garbage that is like milk to a infant. they need and crave it. which is why cops are bloted whatles aht are at sheetz when people are getting killed. one day a oinker is gonna choke and die on one...


3 squad car

the rolling pig pen for the sloppy beasts. gives the lazy blobs the ability to scoot around and sit around to catch thoes "criminals" you know the people with the busted tail lights and such. also good for them to sleep in or pass out fro that matter from doughnut exahaustion. or masturbate in while at a radar site

4 washed up high school footbal carrear.

by far the most important. they were jocks with heads the size of texas and picked on kids so as to elevate their meaningless status. now that hteir feeble fantasy world has ended also know as high scholl they arent shit so cops professin is the only way they can get their fix of highschool phys. ed on a daily basis

5 facial hair

mosty self explanitory the bigger the stash the meaner the pig.


6 gun

they give people like cops guns? they use this to see who can shoot the most stale doughnuts that were stuchk under officer spokes gut off of fence posts in the POLIECE OLYMPICS which consits of insulting people harassing and general lazyness. all day long.


7 other


all the other shit they do like turn on their lights to go through red lights or get free coffee or steal your pot so they can get high. you know the tipical other reasons they should all be burned at he stake or stuffed with doughnuts with their assholes swed shut so when they shit they shit out their intestines. o yea i hate cops. feel free to add to the list.:mad: :mad: :mad:

richard kyel
11-29-2001, 05:50 AM
hmmmmm taper i cant agree with that cause my uncle is a police officer and he isnt at all what you just described nor are most police officers. maybe if you show them respect they will show it to you. there are some dicks but most of them are out there to protect your ass. think about it if you spent your whole life working to buy a building to run a buissiness would you want some puke painting on the side of it??? i think not. and the police are payed to stop you

imported_dr. frink one
11-29-2001, 04:53 PM
all i have to say....
two cocked police issued shotguns...
two cocked police issued handguns...
staring good old frink right in the fucking face....
not a good time....

Cop: "If you had moved, we would have blown your head off, and you would have made front page news..., we don't hesitate with this shit anymore...."

trucksoe
11-29-2001, 05:03 PM
aaa everybody listen to me pay attention to what i have to say because it's incredibly revealing, life changing and/or different than the other 20 fucks who posted before me

on a side note join the UNDERCORE movement. it's the coolest subculture to come out yet. send me a dollar and i'll send you a sticker and membership card

imported_FROSTY
11-29-2001, 11:30 PM
i cant even beleive they would bother finger printing the car for such a petty thing. its not a murder or anything.
whell just say the gloves are for painting or some shit.
on canvases. theres nothing they can do man.

FUK THE POLICE