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KingSlager
04-10-2002, 03:33 AM
YO world this is king slager king of the fucking world and other planets!!
At age three I did my first top 2 bottom on my grandma when she said I couldn't have cookies with my OJ. I got real fuckin angry and bombed her up with my crayolas then my parents were bombed on a weekly basis and I caught flicks of the runners, going shopping, going to church etc. I wasn't allowed to have a kitten so I caught wreck on the neighborhood cats, homies in my hood will prop that! Sum boyz I knew were hitting the 1's and 2's so slag smashed the yards, but steel aint real compared to living flesh. Writers dis me for not painting panels and whole cars no more, but I say to them get in a forest with ten angry grizzlys and bomb them all then whos da hardest? I've gone on safari missions, jungle missions, I was the first writer to smash the south pole, do atmospheric cloudies and kill everest. And who the fuck else has done dusties on mars with rubber gloves and a snorkel mask for safety. Fuck Y'all I am the king step up... and get smashed down
Word... Slag keepin it reeler than a vegetable peeler

[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/slag.jpg'>
Me back in the day before phlix
[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/grandma.jpg'>
gran cops a thrashing
[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/parents.jpg'>
mum and dad bombed for the fifth time that week!
[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/nyc.jpg'>
Catching wreck in the boogie down! (1968)
[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/arcticbboy.jpg'>
Bustin a headspin on the south pole!
[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/penguin.jpg'>
you know who you know where!!
[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/south.jpg'>
Smashing the pole!
[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/everest.jpg'>
KIng of da WORLD!! everest cops a load!!
[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/pyramids.jpg'>
Waking the mummies!!
[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/bear.jpg'>
more Grrrr than the grizzlyz!!
[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/grizzly.jpg'>
1 of 20 furries done that night!
[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/berlin.jpg'>
I was in berlin at the time!
[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/earth.jpg'>
Atmospherics done on earth!
[img]http://freephoto-i.net/users/g13/mars.jpg'>
My magnum opus dusties on mars, props to my E.T homies

more 2 come... DA realest
imported_WHOSPANK
04-10-2002, 04:02 AM
awww look..someone got photoshop for easter...how cute

fuckin jackass!!!
Graph
04-10-2002, 04:06 AM
that shit was mad funny it does lok like some one got geeked on having photo shop but that shit you did on photoshop was funny to it was creative:king:
georgepataki
04-10-2002, 04:11 AM
i feel dumber now and slag go home to mom do they know youre using the internet unsupervised?
ASER1NE
04-10-2002, 07:56 AM
its stupid but oddly humorous at the same time
imported_LMNO?
04-10-2002, 08:25 AM
yup...that penguins gettin buffed
nova-ini
04-10-2002, 02:40 PM
whats up with the freephotos password box comming up. I cant see shit.
BISHOP
04-10-2002, 04:52 PM
:( me neither:(
baLLeRplAyA
04-10-2002, 05:23 PM
here's to taking stem hits in a dark alley with a bum named leroy......
T.T Boy
04-11-2002, 01:24 AM
hahahhaah this brightened my day.
CRUSH KILL DESTROY
04-11-2002, 02:17 AM
u wasted alot of time doing all of that......then u wasted mine.
jus
04-11-2002, 02:32 AM
i waited atleast 5 minuts just to see that:mad:

.........Fyou!!!!
another loser
04-11-2002, 03:17 AM
someone just ban this fucker.
TECONE SW
04-11-2002, 07:15 AM
WOW... that was lame as fuck... wastin space cause you sooped on your photoshop... :mad:
RoofTopKilla
04-12-2002, 11:06 PM
i have to admit that was pretty funny yet very dumb just goes to show what happens when u put photo shop in the wrong hands:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
platapie
04-13-2002, 12:22 AM
dont no why but i find it amusing
CRUSH KILL DESTROY
04-13-2002, 01:42 AM
YO THIS KID OBVIOUSLY HAS MAD UPS, ,DAMM WHERE HAVE I BEEN?
LarryKing
04-13-2002, 08:02 AM
I HOPE YOU DIE,REALLY
KING BLING
04-13-2002, 08:07 AM
stop bitchin, you are the same people that are cool with someone writing a paragraph of dumb shit and than posting a flik so it "meets the criteria." If you hated it, let it die by not responding to it.....
SerOneADC
04-13-2002, 06:22 PM
yo slang...could you hit my book??...email me with your address so i can send it to you...you abviously have madd skillz...so if you would hit my book...i'd be so honored...keep bombin penguins...peace!
CROW RA
04-15-2002, 12:40 AM
now thats funny
imported_sixteenvandals
04-15-2002, 10:02 AM
dope
krowteN
04-15-2002, 11:10 AM
nope
-Rage-
04-15-2002, 07:27 PM
the pope dropped his soap on a rope and has lost all hope, so all he can do is mope...
bigguy
04-15-2002, 07:43 PM
grope
blink_ATX
04-17-2002, 06:58 PM
damn kid where did you develop such great skills with that err can control. Are you sponsored can i get ups wit you maine??

for real that penguin shit is funny and the camel rider with the demon eyes.

out
l0rd Ka0s

soon as i get a disposable i'll post
YinzerXpress
04-18-2002, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by faceless
whats up with the freephotos password box comming up. I cant see shit.

same shit is happening to me
MCAMBRIDGE69
04-18-2002, 07:11 PM
WASTE OF SPACE
Stemtron
04-19-2002, 05:25 PM
Doin' headspins on the south pole! Ha ha ha!
LeopoldBloom
04-19-2002, 05:28 PM
That handstyle is flaming... I mean, on fire.
BISHOP
04-19-2002, 05:39 PM
i think bears are considered 'no tolerance zones' kinda like most highways.... so that shit will get buffed in a quickness and they will be after you.... run!!!!!


good humor.....:crazy: :D :crazy:
montanaman
04-21-2002, 01:19 AM
dooooooooooooooooooofdoooooooooooooooodooooooooooo dodddodoooooooooooooooooooodooooooooooooooooooodoo ooooooooooooooooooooooddoooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooooooooooodooooooooooo:D
joe
06-09-2003, 07:34 AM
HAHA-Yall need to chill though,that was funny-thats some staight up Enquirer shit,fake ass shit-with photo shop skills like that he should work for the Enquirer making fake ass photos!
mikro137
06-09-2003, 12:54 PM
hardt
beestur.
06-09-2003, 09:58 PM
holy hard ass
joe
06-09-2003, 10:09 PM
Yea dat SLAG cat is down though-I met him once at some army base,yea we was bombin the fuk outa some Apache helicopters,but i was gettin chased out so i couldnt chat with him 2 long--he told me to e-mail him some time to go hit up some shit.
boomtown
06-09-2003, 10:36 PM
holy photoshop batman
crave
06-10-2003, 02:26 AM
:lol: :lol:
Neskoner
06-10-2003, 05:48 AM
Shit.....Slagger for president,he is wreckin mad shit,cant beleive how good photo shop works these days,slag1 a true king:king: hahaha
Zee_Zee
06-10-2003, 09:07 AM
HAHAHA
Pinup
06-10-2003, 10:28 AM
:lol:
arc7hyp-1
06-10-2003, 10:45 AM
holy shit!
this kid wrecks it!
aNgrY PrOpElLaRs! DuDeLyY
CHUKYCHEEZE
06-10-2003, 04:58 PM
THIS IS SOME FUNNY BUT YET PATTETHIC SHIT~!:lol:
Four
06-10-2003, 05:53 PM
realllll.
pineapple
06-10-2003, 09:55 PM
just so you know, spraypaint was invented, and people use it....
chuck s.
06-11-2003, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by boomtown
holy photoshop batman

hahahaha:lol: :lol: :lol:
brickyard400
06-11-2003, 07:26 AM
i had to reply just to keep this thread around
BigJoe
06-12-2003, 08:29 AM
BUMP FOR KING SLAGER!!!!
soneMILWwi
06-12-2003, 11:41 AM
hmmmm...
JaZe
06-12-2003, 07:07 PM
werd up to photoshop slag must of learned it when he was 10!
El Sodoma
06-15-2003, 01:54 PM
Easy best thread ever.
Vlad
06-15-2003, 02:00 PM
King 4 real!!!!








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MestOne
06-15-2003, 07:29 PM
haha/..funny joke