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imported_stratodab
05-07-2002, 07:15 AM
yeah. its pretty well accepted that all but three guys on the planet, plus paraplegics (who arenít really humans anyway), and pre-pubescent boys beat off but i've always wondered about girls.

of the few girls i've had frank discussions about solo action with, three have admitted to masturbation. i gather that girls, if they are inclined to masturbate, learn long before most males do (8 to 9, as i understand). and every porn star profile i've seen that has a masturbation category is always answered with an emphatic "yes!", but that's not really an accurate portrayal of the general population.

girls, it is universally acknowledged, are less horny that guys, or at least more often discrete when they are. so the question is: are nearly all girls masturbating? and as often as us?

blame
05-07-2002, 07:18 AM
i spoke to this chick who said that she used to do it all the time before she got a bf, and now that she got him when his not in the mood all she has to do is masturbate and hes all over her

think about it how many millions and millions of vibrators and dildoes are sold wordwide each yearl, the chicks dont buy them for no reason

Big Bruno
05-07-2002, 07:19 AM
no, but hopefully im wrong.

T.T Boy
05-07-2002, 08:20 AM
they are, and on the reg.

THEMEDIC
05-07-2002, 08:30 AM
i think they do...thats why they go to the bathroom together, to teach each other new moves

Remi Martin
05-07-2002, 08:42 AM
my girl gets her self off, in front of me at that, the reason? she can have five orgasms by herself by the time it takes me to have one, so if we have sex she has to wait for me to finish to be polite. i wish i could have five orgasms in ten minutes.

willy.wonka
05-07-2002, 09:12 AM
i ususally ask girls straight up...when they're drunk :).."do you masterbate?"they usually reply,"yes." like i was stupid for asking such a question..."of course i do."

Remi Martin
05-07-2002, 09:17 AM
yo peep this...
i was at the bar with the lady right, this honey with fly braids comes up and my girls starts talking to her about her braids..so im chillen just drinken and the i hear " so instead of masturbating i got my friend to lay me today, uhhhh, he laid me so good i had a orgasm the second time we did it!" .......im like, woah honey is cute right, tima take both em home...but then honeys sister sees her smoking and comes out and tries to burn her on the breast, allthough honeys sister was HOT!!!!!!!!!, i stepped in and was like nahhhhhhh, you cant burn honey that got laid today and told me about it on the titty, so honey goes on about getting fucked really good all day to my lady right......so i went and took the mental hard on and macked on another honey.

imported_SKUMBALUCKAH
05-07-2002, 09:22 AM
My girlfriend reckons she doesnít and never has. I don't believe her. Donít believe any of them. They all lie. Conniving back-stabbing bitches. Wankerís the lot of them I tell ya, wank, wank, wank. Thats all they do. Tossers.

Remi Martin
05-07-2002, 09:24 AM
no shit.....every girl gets off...its like guys are horny and talk about, but the women, they just handle business and dont say shit.

Zack Morris
05-07-2002, 09:37 AM
girls masturbate, some birds do it too....there is another animal other than humans and irds that jacks off too but I can't think who.

imported_Jesus of Nazareth
05-07-2002, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by GLASS*ETCH
yo peep this...
i was at the bar with the lady right, this honey with fly braids comes up and my girls starts talking to her about her braids..so im chillen just drinken and the i hear " so instead of masturbating i got my friend to lay me today, uhhhh, he laid me so good i had a orgasm the second time we did it!" .......im like, woah honey is cute right, tima take both em home...but then honeys sister sees her smoking and comes out and tries to burn her on the breast, allthough honeys sister was HOT!!!!!!!!!, i stepped in and was like nahhhhhhh, you cant burn honey that got laid today and told me about it on the titty, so honey goes on about getting fucked really good all day to my lady right......so i went and took the mental hard on and macked on another honey.

HAHAHAHAHhaha.......er......huh?;)

Remi Martin
05-07-2002, 10:10 AM
oh...so then i went and macked on three other super fine women until the dates asked me politely to leave.....next thing i remember im at the booth with another fly lady asking to take me and my girl home, but my girl wasnt down.....so, i went home with girl.........but i gotta see the bartenders panties after freedrinks.

Remi Martin
05-07-2002, 10:12 AM
oh yeah...cause honey with the braids dissed me after i saved her titty from a cig burn.....but then she showed up at my girls work asking if we had broke up yet and if she could have my number.

bodice_ripper
05-07-2002, 11:38 AM
Yes, of course we do.

chiefblame - I'd be pretty sure the vast majority of female masturbation is done using hands...............

Tyler Durden
05-07-2002, 02:03 PM
Conniving back-stabbing bitches.

amen.

Raw fish
05-07-2002, 04:02 PM
This is the best thread ever...

most girls do, but watch out for the ones that dont

KaBar
05-07-2002, 05:21 PM
Raw Fish---This is somewhat off topic, but, another reason to drive a big white van is that you want to be able to live in it and drive around without attracting a bunch of attention. I had an acquaintence once that bought a used van from a real estate company, that the real eastate company used for property maintenance. He left the company logo on it and drove it all over the place, parked it in wealthy neighborhoods, slept in it at night and never once got hassled.

As regards the female masturbation thing, of course they do. They just don't usually discuss it with all their pals over beer, LOL. I had a slightly older female friend in high school (1967) who was supposed to have been a lesbian. She and another girl (several of them, actually) were all still in the Girl Scouts at age seventeen or eighteen. They did all kinds of cool shit like white-water rafting, and rappelling and bicycling across Texas. We used to hang out at her apartment after she graduated from high school. She kind of had a "thing" going with this other girl. One night at a small party at her apartment, she decided, high as a kite, that she was going to "prove" that she "really was" a lesbian by deliberately sleeping with one of the guys present. We all sat down in a circle (four guys) and she spun a Coke bottle (a glass Coke bottle, it was a long time ago) and it pointed at me. So, the two of us went back into her bedroom, and climbed into bed.
I hadn't had a girlfriend in a long time, and the idea of having sex with a lesbian was pretty exciting, so I wound up giving her a memorable heterosexual experience. On top of everything else, she was a virgin (hah! Not for long).
Afterwards she told me that she never knew sex could be so wonderful (I thought she was teasing me) and said (this is a verbatim quote, but remember, we were both plastered) "Sex with girls is like a big, juicy hamburger. But sex with boys is like steak." We kind of had an on-going sexual thing until she thought she might be pregnant, and she freaked out and we broke it off.
Years later, I ran into her one night at a famous Houston club for folk music, the Old Quarter, and she was real drunk and had her arm all around my shoulder at the bar, and shouted out real loud, "Hey, everybody! This is the beautiful boy that got my cherry!" She was really hammered, and I wasn't beautiful. She was married by then, but wanted one more fling, so I took her home to my place and treated the girl right. I told her, "You should have stayed with me." She said, "I know. I fucked up."
Today, she and her former husband are both hopeless drug addicts. I haven't seen her since 1974. But she was a bright light back when she was a kid.

Gnes 37
05-07-2002, 05:52 PM
girls are the most secretive masterbators i once came across a hawaiian or asian horny girl she let me draw all over her and tried to turn me on but taking the marker and started masterbating with it. since i wasnt used to seeing this i was quite trippin the fuck out. not i see it all the time not the marker thing tho but masterbating yes.


some girls need a good fuck and while other need some seductive loving and passion

Devilush
05-07-2002, 06:03 PM
here i am answering this question:

i think it's perfectly normal for a girl to masterbate as much as she wants. a girl may be lying if she says that she doesnt masterbate. please....why deny that it actually feels good touching down there. i will admit that it does feel nice. i feel that it is more discreet. in our society (although women have come a long way)...women have been taught to act like a lady. some women just dont feel comfortable with telling people what they do behind doors. plain and simple. maybe it's just not anyone else's business.

we may not masterbate as much as guys though. guys think about women all the time and get aroused. women think about men, and that would prolly be it. its so much more easier for guys to masterbate too. just pull it out and masterbate. we have to pull our pants down, get comfortable, and do whatever. we just have to find the right time and place for it.

Canadiano
05-07-2002, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by SKUMBALUCKAH
My girlfriend reckons she doesnít and never has. I don't believe her. Donít believe any of them. They all lie. Conniving back-stabbing bitches. Wankerís the lot of them I tell ya, wank, wank, wank. Thats all they do. Tossers.

NATO
05-07-2002, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by SKUMBALUCKAH
My girlfriend reckons she doesnít and never has. I don't believe her. Donít believe any of them. They all lie. Conniving back-stabbing bitches. Wankerís the lot of them I tell ya, wank, wank, wank. Thats all they do. Tossers.

ha ha ha.most of the girls i have asked have admitted it.

blink_ATX
05-07-2002, 07:05 PM
girls are deceptive evil little cum receptacles, if they say they dont masturbate in a tone that says quit prying, then they own a dildo, but all humans except baptists(cause theyre retarded and brainwashed) masturbate at least a decicus in thier lifetime.

I promise you and dont forget to ask god that question when you get to heaven.

:idea:

imported_daus
05-07-2002, 07:25 PM
Anyone ever hear about those monkeys that masturbate??

I seen it on the discovery channel a while back, the females have mass orgy's rubbing their monkey clits together.

teister
05-07-2002, 09:02 PM
Yeah, some girls don't use their hands though. Some just let the water in the bathtub run over their cooch or something like that. But they definitely all do it.

Are2
05-07-2002, 09:26 PM
yeah, girls are definitely pleasing themselves..
so many can't find a man who can do it anyway

plus***

girls can have as many orgasms as they want in a row
girls can masturbate almost anywhere they want to

....sorry though, i'm not telling any stories

imported_crso
05-07-2002, 09:43 PM
:huh?:

THEMEDIC
05-07-2002, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Zack Morris
girls masturbate, some birds do it too....there is another animal other than humans and irds that jacks off too but I can't think who.
dolphins...i think

uncle-boy
05-07-2002, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by bodice_ripper
Yes, of course we do.

chiefblame - I'd be pretty sure the vast majority of female masturbation is done using hands...............

:idea:

test pattern
05-07-2002, 10:36 PM
Hahahaha! I think it's funny that all these guys get all excited over girls masturbating.

Perhaps you think that since they're pleasuring themselves they'd take any dick they could get.

Well, I don't think that's so true. I mean, you wouldn't fuck a mule, eh?

What I'm trying to say is... you're all too ugly to fuck anyone.

Thank you and goodnight.

High Priest
05-07-2002, 10:47 PM
Im not female, so im not going to attempt to say i in any way know whats going on in the mind of a female.. i really havent the slightest clue...how ever i will lend one quote from my girl to this post.

"I can get it WHEN EVER i want." I think that sums it up there. While most females probably do have there own sexual practices going on behind closed doors, you have to take into consideration its not that difficult for girls to get laid, they want the real thing they get the real thing.. no sense going any less.

bodice_ripper
05-07-2002, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by High Priest

you have to take into consideration its not that difficult for girls to get laid, they want the real thing they get the real thing.. no sense going any less.


sure right. Have any of the blokes on here just stopped tossing cause they have a girlfriend? I can have sex whenever I want - and I still masturbate.

It's not about "the real thing", duh. Do you really think an orgasm feels less real because there isn't someone else there?....No one knows your body like YOU do.....

cherriemagik
05-08-2002, 12:02 AM
every girl does it, whether they admit it or not..well, except for those weirdo stupid girls. i admit it, im not gonna front...no use in lying. of course i masturbate. bodice ripper is so right...nobody knows your body like you do.

shameless self promotion
05-08-2002, 12:05 AM
I'm wakin up in the mornin, with problems on my mind
Motherfuck the education and drug rebilitation
I'm smokin on that weed and the green is gettin tasty
Dead feds in my closet cause they tried to chase me
November the 29th, I bust open my mommas cock
Pussy hole addicted to drinking, now I'm addicted to crack rock
So motherfuck you bitches and you snitches tryin to do me in
Police in disguises and he tries to buy Peruvians
Knockin at my fuckin door, duckin and dodgin on that floor
That thinkin got you noid, got me reachin for my forty-four
Creepin up out my window pane, I smell cops
A honkey on the block, drop to my knee, I took a shot
I seen him drop, one time this ain't the place for that
Since he's a fed, I took off his face for that
That shit that he tried to pull
You know he couldn't get away with this
Bitch I'm a time bomb time, so don't you play with this
Fuck being indicted, don't you try it that's the fuckin story
Cops roll to the cemetary, all snitches to my laboratory
I'm fittin to stir it, rock it up, so where's my silver spoon
I put my yea out on the block, and all you hear is boom
This is my set, so you can jet, or get that sweater wet
A fed is bloody, he's been wounded by a fucking tech
Rat tat to the tat tat, I'm a take him out of his memory
For ridin my nuts and tryin to stick me with delivery
Loose lips, sink ships, boy this is do or die
This is a letter from Shoestring to the F.B.I.
Backstabbers gone, so I guess you dirty cops are clean
You took a father from their family, motherfuck their dreams
Is what you said, so motherfucking bitch ass fed
I want you dead, I'm going to pump your ass full of lead
Let's make a deal, this shit is real, ill
I pack my steel, you let him go
Then we can let you live, you made that switch
And now it's time to kill you bitch
Give you an overdose of bullets, and put you in a ditch

High Priest
05-08-2002, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by bodice_ripper



sure right. Have any of the blokes on here just stopped tossing cause they have a girlfriend? I can have sex whenever I want - and I still masturbate.

It's not about "the real thing", duh. Do you really think an orgasm feels less real because there isn't someone else there?....No one knows your body like YOU do.....

I never said people stop masturbating simply because there in a relationship, but hey when was the last time you were able to simulate the feeling of a girl riding your Dick with your hand and actually make it believable...KY and lotion only go so far.
Once again I will mention I am not coming from the perspective of a female, but simply stating my prefference,wich is why IM not bothering to change the wording to fit bodice specifically.
Perhaps you should reread what I wrote if your really distressed enough to reply back to it.

"I can have sex whenever I want - and I still masturbate, " Good for you. Since IM coming from the view point of a male and I realize that a lot of guys aren't getting laid "Whenever they want" i said that once again its probably vast majority preference to be having sex over masturbation, its not that IM saying your going to stop masturbating.. but that if one comes next to the other.. I think sex is going to pull ahead.

That's really all I have to say. Enjoi.

EssAyEmEe3
05-08-2002, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by GLASS*ETCH
no shit.....every girl gets off...its like guys are horny and talk about, but the women, they just handle business and dont say shit.

This will sound stupid, however, I'm high so I applied this to another saying that holds true. So without further doubt, here is why this saying must be true. Asking if anyone gets off is like asking a writer if he paints. Toys are stupid and talk about it, but lots of heads will handle their business and not say shit. If that holds true, than the statement above about girls masturbating is true. Look at Chewbacca, Hes a 7 foot tall wookie, why in the hell does he want to live on endor, with a buncha 3 foot ewoks. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! If chewbacca does not make sense, the above statements are true..


EssAyEmEeThreer.
Self-Taught Master of the Chewbacca Defense.

avils
05-08-2002, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by EssAyEmEe3
[B]

This will sound stupid, however, I'm high so I applied this to another saying that holds true. So without further doubt, here is why this saying must be true. Asking if anyone gets off is like asking a writer if he paints. Toys are stupid and talk about it, but lots of heads will handle their business and not say shit. If that holds true, than the statement above about girls masturbating is true. Look at Chewbacca, Hes a 7 foot tall wookie, why in the hell does he want to live on endor, with a buncha 3 foot ewoks. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! If chewbacca does not make sense, the above statements are true..

/B]

ummmmm... huh :confused:



anyways, every girl i've ever been with has masterbated.. my girl that just went overseas was a freak at that sh!t.. like a few times, we'd be fooling around and then stop for whatever reason, and i'd like go to the shop and get tea or sumthin, come back, and she's like gotten herself off 3 - 4 times in 10 minutes !!

hahah, her favourite way to get off tho, was to just latch onto my leg while i was laying down (picture someone hugging a tree sort of) and just hump and grind my leg and practically strangle me until she literally exploded.. whew ! she said it had something to do with the pressure of rubbing against my leg that pressed her clit into her pubic bone.. apparently that's the trick to it.

ahhh... good times.

hello.

KIND
05-08-2002, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by EssAyEmEe3


Look at Chewbacca, Hes a 7 foot tall wookie, why in the hell does he want to live on endor, with a buncha 3 foot ewoks. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! If chewbacca does not make sense, the above statements are true..

.

great point about chewbacca..and as far as female masturbation im pretty sure ALMOST all girls do it..i dont know about ALL though...

metallix
05-08-2002, 02:34 AM
at work i saw a early 20's lady browsing for light bulbs and she was rubbing her "area" through her pants while shopping. she seemed to not even realize she was doing it.

boogie hands
05-08-2002, 03:17 AM
according to data collected by my girlfriend its about 50/50....they certainly arent doing it as much as the males but they do it and a lot of them have props too......

imported_pukey1
05-08-2002, 03:19 AM
Originally posted by Tyler Durden


amen.
i second that

imported_Santa Claus
05-08-2002, 05:05 AM
Originally posted by boogie hands
a lot of them have props too......

imagine the FUN they must have!!
[img]http://homepages.together.net/~hpr/davecon2001/prop-room.jpg'>

kissmyass#1
05-08-2002, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by Santa Claus


imagine the FUN they must have!!
[img]http://homepages.together.net/~hpr/davecon2001/prop-room.jpg'>


what the fuck!?!??!?!?!?

IntangibleFame
05-08-2002, 08:25 AM
I was over at a homeboys house today and saw a little black lab puppy dry hump a big ass golden retrievers face....I stood there in amazement as the family didnt notice what their puppy was doing....then his sister came and told the puppy to stop climbing on the other dog....I almost said "that bitch be mad fucking that other bitches face" but I refrained....just thought you all wanted to know this...

bodice_ripper
05-08-2002, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by High Priest

but hey when was the last time you were able to simulate the feeling of a girl riding your Dick with your hand and actually make it believable...KY and lotion only go so far.
.

I don't think I 've ever even TRIED to simulate that feeling....might be tough...:rolleyes:

Zack Morris
05-08-2002, 10:41 AM
you guys think about girls when you masturbate?...I thaught 8 year olds was the common thaught for males between 17 and 25.....oops

j/k

Rodney Trotter
05-08-2002, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by High Priest

Since IM coming from the view point of a male and I realize that a lot of guys aren't getting laid "Whenever they want" i said that once again its probably vast majority preference to be having sex over masturbation, its not that IM saying your going to stop masturbating.. but that if one comes next to the other.. I think sex is going to pull ahead.

That's really all I have to say. Enjoi.

Of course guys can get laid whenever they want. You just gotta go with either sluts, prostitutes or ugly bitches (sometimes all three).

Mr.LonelyHeart
05-08-2002, 07:10 PM
I think if I was a girl I'd be getting myself off all the time. Why would I want some dude's nasty penis in me if I could make myself feel good without compromising myself or risking disease, infection, emotional injury, etc. Fuck penises!..haha.. or is it "penii"?

SHELLTOES
05-08-2002, 07:32 PM
me and my chick been not together for a month. so when we start talking again i asked her. she was like "of course i fingered myself, when u have dick everyday, and then none, u feel horny."but she didnt do it as much as i choked the chicken. i had her tell me all about when and where. god she turns me on!

Dirty_habiT
05-08-2002, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by Devilush
(although women have come a long way)

:eek: Hey now.

Are2
05-08-2002, 07:59 PM
as an addendum to all this, women can also have orgasms in several ways..rubbing, penetration, using the internal muscles surrounding her goodies, and extensive nipple/breast stimulation works as well..

High Priest
05-08-2002, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by bodice_ripper


I don't think I 've ever even TRIED to simulate that feeling....might be tough...:rolleyes:

i didnt even consider that you may have a penis, transgender.. my bad for the ignorance.

bodice_ripper
05-09-2002, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by High Priest


i didnt even consider that you may have a penis, transgender.. my bad for the ignorance.

I don't know why I expect people online to realise I'm a girl.....

Smok
05-09-2002, 12:11 AM
[img]http://www.nostatusquo.com/ACLU/SportsHallofShame/dork.JPG'>

siloette
05-09-2002, 06:18 AM
Originally posted by Mr.LonelyHeart
I think if I was a girl I'd be getting myself off all the time. Why would I want some dude's nasty penis in me if I could make myself feel good without compromising myself or risking disease, infection, emotional injury, etc. Fuck penises!..haha.. or is it "penii"?

penii? like cactii?

okay you choose..
1.staring at the wall with your hands down your pants..
2.penii and an actual body attached..

I say 2.

Dirty_habiT
05-09-2002, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by cmeup


i love this girl... fo reals.

and i love female masturbation even more...

i love pussy even more than that.

pussy = best thing ever created...

:lol: :king:

You're the best.

DETO
05-15-2002, 05:08 AM
MY GIRL MASTERBSATES FOR ME BECAUSE IT TURN'S ME ON, AND SHE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE SHE WAS 12 USING THE H2O PRESSURE FROM THE SHOWER

willy.wonka
05-15-2002, 05:10 AM
i wanna touch myself....

def_mode
05-15-2002, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by daus
Anyone ever hear about those monkeys that masturbate??

I seen it on the discovery channel a while back, the females have mass orgy's rubbing their monkey clits together.

:lol: wtf!!!

TEE_rase_war
05-15-2002, 06:53 AM
my friends female dog humped my friend...

i thought this was funny, it was a pitbull

Dirty_habiT
05-15-2002, 07:05 AM
Yeah, I've seen this female poodle hump stuffed animals before??!?! Lesbians exist in the animal world as well.....K-9 strapon anyone?

rental
05-15-2002, 07:08 PM
im pretty sure that all girls have mastubated or do masterbate.

its just a question of how frequently it occurs depending on their current situation in life (ie how horny they are, if they have a man/woman, how they feel towards sex)

although their may be a small percentage of women who dont because they were taught that it was bad or werent taight anything about sex at all

dukeofyork
05-15-2002, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by bodice_ripper



sure right. Have any of the blokes on here just stopped tossing cause they have a girlfriend? I can have sex whenever I want - and I still masturbate.

It's not about "the real thing", duh. Do you really think an orgasm feels less real because there isn't someone else there?....No one knows your body like YOU do.....

i must disagree here....

when inside something warm and wet, it feels like youre gonna explode...at least to me.



with myself, its just, eh....so what...

imported_TheVisualAssault
09-08-2002, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by avils




hahah, her favourite way to get off tho, was to just latch onto my leg while i was laying down (picture someone hugging a tree sort of) and just hump and grind my leg and practically strangle me until she literally exploded.. whew ! she said it had something to do with the pressure of rubbing against my leg that pressed her clit into her pubic bone.. apparently that's the trick to it.

ahhh... good times.

hello.

my girl is also a fan of this except its when i am hard .. .and when shes ready to finish she grabs me tight haha :-p

-MOE LESTER-
09-08-2002, 08:40 AM
if your really really high, and you jack off...you can almost make it seem like your actually fucking a girl