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kodak
10-10-2002, 08:28 PM
Turn off all the lights in your house. The Amish have no electricity, which means every sexual encounter takes place by romantic candlelight.

Wear plain, modest clothing, which covers up most of your body. All the more to intensify the feeling of discovery when the clothing comes off. With the revealing fashions many women wear today, there is no surprise when the clothing comes off, and thus, it is less of a turn-on.

Purchase some farm animals to keep around your yard. The Amish are constantly around farm animals that are reproducing. This reinforces the fact that sex is natural and that man is a sexual animal as well.

Regularly read the Bible, a book which encourages a healthy sex life between husband and wife.

Turn off all radios and TVs. Hide any movies or mainstream newspapers or magazines — so there’s no comparison between the “perfect” media fantasy people and your own romantic partner.

Buy a butter churn. When you see your partner churning away, it’ll be an erotic sight that you won’t soon forget.

sneak
10-10-2002, 08:29 PM
freak

duh-rye-won
10-10-2002, 08:32 PM
i don't think amish fuck unless they tryin to make babies.
that weird al video was funny.

destroya
10-10-2002, 08:33 PM
kodak is a nut. :nut:

Dirty_habiT
10-10-2002, 08:45 PM
You wouldn't have electricity for tv's or radio's. Besides, Amish ladies have beards.

This would kick ass if it didn't suck.

seppuku
10-10-2002, 08:53 PM
read that again buddy..
he's telling us, people who live in houses with electricity, how to have sex amish style.
turn off the lights, tv, radio, etc..
get it?
it's not so difficult.

Smart
10-10-2002, 08:54 PM
I fuck bitches Menonite stylee....

Dirty_habiT
10-10-2002, 09:11 PM
What's electricity? No, if you really wanna do it Amish style, throw your fuckin T.V. off the stairs. Good try though.

I'm talkin Al Queda style.

Smart
10-10-2002, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Dirty_habiT
I'm talkin Al Queda style.

I don't think anyone here is interested in fucking a dead goat in a cave, of course, alot of y'all suprise me sometimes...

Dirty_habiT
10-10-2002, 11:11 PM
with romantic torch light?

DOLR....LED
10-10-2002, 11:59 PM
hahahaha..........

Kettiecat
10-11-2002, 12:11 AM
dirt habit you'd have sex amish style is i asked you to


::give sexy come here baby look:::

SMUGGLER RSH
10-11-2002, 12:19 AM
Who would want to have sex Amish fantasy style....I bet all they do is recite the prayers while fucking and then all they can think about is when they will next be in church....

Dirty_habiT
10-11-2002, 12:39 AM
torch light dinner of cave geckos/bats/rodents.... afterwards bearded man stares longily into shifty bearded lady's "take me right now in this cave and shuck me raw baby yeah" eyes, followed by the bearded clam surprise. Wooo, I need to go dry off.

Kettiecat
10-11-2002, 05:22 AM
sounds romantic when are you going to pick me up?



play on.

IntangibleFame
10-11-2002, 05:29 AM
......Your fired from 12oz........

InDY_500
10-11-2002, 12:36 PM
dude amish people r so dope..................they can work for me anytime,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

-Rage-
10-11-2002, 12:44 PM
Don't forget to beat the shit out of your kids and raise a barn.

krie
10-12-2002, 12:10 PM
amish people suck!

When
10-12-2002, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Kettiecat
sounds romantic when

are you going to pick me up?



sorry babygirl im taken
:cool:

angry xbox
10-12-2002, 04:55 PM
idiot

i mean really

When
10-13-2002, 10:02 AM
yay for the amish

imported_OPIUM3
10-13-2002, 10:37 AM
lust after the fish.

When
10-13-2002, 10:39 AM
ooo id love to churn her butter

krie
10-13-2002, 11:08 AM
how do you have sex normally ? :confused:

When
10-13-2002, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by krie
how do you have sex normally ? :confused:

definately not amish style

sneak
10-13-2002, 11:53 AM
how do you have sex normally?

*insert human biology lesson here*

Dirty_habiT
11-02-2002, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by krie
how do you have sex normally ? :confused:

Insert tab A into slot B.

When
11-02-2002, 01:31 PM
round peg, round hole
square pegs dont fit correctly

Dick Quickwood
11-03-2002, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by kodak
Turn off all the lights in your house. The Amish have no electricity, which means every sexual encounter takes place by romantic candlelight.

Wear plain, modest clothing, which covers up most of your body. All the more to intensify the feeling of discovery when the clothing comes off. With the revealing fashions many women wear today, there is no surprise when the clothing comes off, and thus, it is less of a turn-on.

Purchase some farm animals to keep around your yard. The Amish are constantly around farm animals that are reproducing. This reinforces the fact that sex is natural and that man is a sexual animal as well.

Regularly read the Bible, a book which encourages a healthy sex life between husband and wife.

Turn off all radios and TVs. Hide any movies or mainstream newspapers or magazines — so there’s no comparison between the “perfect” media fantasy people and your own romantic partner.

Buy a butter churn. When you see your partner churning away, it’ll be an erotic sight that you won’t soon forget.

post a flick

socrates
11-03-2002, 01:41 AM
That was disturbing...I wanna hear more about it

dahighlifdhl
11-03-2002, 02:23 AM
you know you want to try it

wiseguy
11-03-2002, 02:49 AM
mormon style..uhhuh

kodak
11-03-2002, 04:44 AM
hi guys

Bottomfeeder
11-03-2002, 05:42 AM
I wonder if amish women shave their snatches...

Dirty_habiT
11-03-2002, 05:53 AM
I wonder if the Amish have women.
and if they do.... Do the Amish women have snatches to shave?

zen
11-03-2002, 06:12 AM
hahha amish people like whoa. i liked the comment about the butter chern. yummm butter.

imported_Europe
11-04-2002, 09:46 AM
While on the amish tip, are there any amish writers?
And to keep it in content, do they have sex?

LadyKrink
11-04-2002, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by wiseguy
mormon style..uhhuh

i dont know what kind of style mormon people have but their doing something right seeing as how they have familys of 14 not including the parents...