Most Idiotic Things People Have Said To You

[gangstachees]

Hmmmm from the past couple days
1.My cousin whos one of them punk fad kids-"Your just the same as everyone else, my style is unique"
2.Girl outside of pizza shop-"hey do you know what time it is?" "its quarter after seven" "really because i just heard it was 7:15" "yeah its quarter after seven." "but someone else just told me it was 7:15 are you sure your right?"
3.My friend with a.d.d after I got done explaining how I ran out of cigarettes and needed one-"Hey could you do me a favor and light up a cigarette so I can get a short..I really need one man."

all I can think of for now.

[Kyuzo]

First.

*saying the 4th of july is an american arrogance

[Dirty_habiT]

You'll get fired around here for saying first.

Oh and that dumb girl being skeptical about the time is funny.:lol:

[space base]

2 days ago my friend told me achohol was,"just grains and embalming fluid."

[MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega]

I was at a show and some kid was trying to tell me how good of a dancer he was and in all seriousness he said to me:

"Fell the floor. No, really, feel the floor. Hard Right? THAT'S HOW HARD I BRING THE FUCKING MOSH!"

At the time I was like, "Wow, what a douche bag." and the more I think about it the funnier it gets only because he was serious.

[gangstachees]

:lol:

[Zack Morris]

I asked a fellow co worker one day if she rode the short bus to school and her reply was "no, I am too tall"...I trying to decide if she was being witty or if she was just a fucking moron...I have a strong inclination that she was a ust a fucking moron.

[IntangibleFame]

Courtesy of Uncle-Boy: and quoted from stupid girl anonymous.

"Thats the kine of tattoo that makes me say, thats a nice tattoo what kine is that?"

[Sean Daley]

ima cashier..and sadly this has happened more than once...

me- "sir your total is blah blah blah"
customer- "can i pay with a credit card and cash?"
me- "yes, how much cash would you like to give me?"
customer- "heres $20"
me- "ok now just slide your card"
customer- "acutally im going to pay with debit now, and ::shuffles thru
wallet:: im gunna need some cashback"
me- "um..:confused: ok... how much?"
customer- "just give me $20"

[kido]

'you dont look puerto rican'

I get pissed.

[EveryWhere]

"Shut Up, Germany Never Did Anything To You"

This was said to my jewish friend after we were making fun of Germany.
The Kid Had No Idea What He Was Saying

[NOUM]

'you dont look puerto rican'

I get pissed.you dont puerto rican'

I get pissed.

[BANZ]

ok, i'm bombing a wall, i gon a can on one hand, my book on the other, my mask on and six more cans on my backpack, a cops shows up and says:

"HEY!, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

[caL]

:lol: ^^^

[kido]

yea ^^ similar situation for me except the cop says.

"YEAH WE GOT A HUFFER"

and i go to jail for public intoxication

[ư]

While running away...

"Hey you, stop!"

[unconscience]

i was wearing a shirt that said ECKO really big on it, and sum bitch comes up and says, "hey is that an ECKO shirt?"

i laughed and walked away:lol:

[EveryWhere]

Originally posted by TerraRyzeR
IM A TOY!
WAT R U STUPID:lol:

what?

[caL]

i was telling someone my name and speaking spanish and then some nosey cracker said "are you spanish"
my name is carlos...

[mr.yuck]

i couldn't figure out whether to put this in the shit that makes me mad thread or the supid ass hole thread.

me: what time is it?
they: time to get a watch.

this is the least funny, uncreative, in no way witty comment you can make. I deduct 20 origionality points from who ever says it and then punch them in the face.

[decs]

Originally posted by ư
While running away...

"Hey you, stop!"

lol! i always hear that shit, what do they think your going to do? "oh shit man he told us to stop, we better wait here!"

[goonstock]

hey dude, is your mom a virgin? i got this one in 4th grade like whut!
peace-goneroners

[Poop Man Bob]

Originally posted by Sean Daley
ima cashier..and sadly this has happened more than once...

me- "sir your total is blah blah blah"
customer- "can i pay with a credit card and cash?"
me- "yes, how much cash would you like to give me?"
customer- "heres $20"
me- "ok now just slide your card"
customer- "acutally im going to pay with debit now, and ::shuffles thru
wallet:: im gunna need some cashback"
me- "um..:confused: ok... how much?"
customer- "just give me $20"

Brilliant.

[krie]

Originally posted by Zee_Zee
because you make fun of australia too much and you bag lots of your fellow australians on an international forum.


hhhhhahahaha :lol:

[Dick Quickwood]

haha what an idiot

[the shitz]

am i the only one that realizes IF's post was edited my makros, or is that just a trick?

[$360]

whats a battle?

[Kes_One_HTFD]

Originally posted by kido
'you dont look puerto rican'

I get pissed.

i hate when that shit happens, and people that swear theyre puerto rican and have never even been to PR or werent born in PR will be like "man, yuo a white boy" or some shit like that


my contribution:

so, where yuo originally from?
Puerto Rico.
Isnt that in mexico?

(i swear i wanted to slap the ignorant bitch that said that)

[xwibxonex]

no shit, everyone knows peurto ricos in spain.

[IntangibleFame]

wow how did he get a name change.

[xwibxonex]

Last edited by Kr430n5_666 on 07-07-2003 at 07:35 AM

[xwibxonex]

Last edited by Kr430n5_666 on 07-07-2003 at 07:35 AM

[i11igul]

president bush is doing great things for this country said by some stupid kid in my soc class boy what a dumass

[sweetcherry]

my cousin and i were sitting there and it was silent and out of no where she just says "teen pregnancys are bad for you"