View Full Version : Ways to floss your Kaws Chomper........
old*824
11-03-2003, 06:44 PM
Im hyped, i havent bought a toy in years....
so if i was a boss ballin rapper, id hang that shit off my rearview and when a wack bitch gets out of line beat a motherfucker with it.
if i was a emo art fag id give it a section of my emo artfag house you know, condusive lighting to really appreciate the statement that the art is making.
being me, i was gonna give it to the ex lady for x mas but now i think i wanna beat somebody up with it. so maybe ill hollow it out and put some lead in it and go pick fights with it so a motherfucker is like "this fools got a doll and hes talking shit like he wants to fight bro, holy no fear gear jockman, lets whup his ass!" and then blam lead filled Kaws Chomper upside your head bitch.
well thats all for now, i get to go use power tools soon. i like using power tools. and coffee....im totally fucked up on coffee.
old*824
11-03-2003, 06:49 PM
hmmm...chasing neighborhood pets with your Kaws Chomper sounds fun to. you know, go to the dog park and and make Chomper sounds at all the dogs, till one gets out of line, and then BLAM lead filled Chomper upside your head bitch.
mr.yuck
11-03-2003, 06:54 PM
<span style='color:black'>Haha. This thread is all good in my book.
I think if I had the loot to get a chomper I would use it to instill fear in all of man kind. Maybe we could sit at the park together and I would hae a conversation with it. I'd be like "Hey.... Don't do that..... Chomper please watch your temper... Chomper that little kid isn't talking shit to us..... I won't let you kill anymore children Chomper.... Because it's not right.... RUN EVERYBODY RUN!!! CHOMPER HAS LOST IT AGAIN!!"</span>
-Rage-
11-03-2003, 06:55 PM
Toy2r is as far as I go.
heavyLox
11-03-2003, 07:07 PM
i painted mine a different color ( orange) and with some paint pens redid he box and now im reselling it for a 12ozprophet.
"chomper, re-vamped": 125$
Vanity
11-03-2003, 07:56 PM
rock that shit on the end of my chain.
seeking can use it to fend off wiggers.
fr8lover
11-03-2003, 08:03 PM
id put some fake gucci or louis vuitton fabric on it and sell it via ebay as "AUTHENTIC KAWS CHOMPER BURBERRY GUCCI LOUIS VUITTON THROWBACK SUPREME NIKE AF1 JORDAN RARE!!!"
26SidedCube
11-03-2003, 09:37 PM
You could hollow out his head and shoot people through his face.
It'd be pretty shweet to have a Kaws Chomper .50 ... if only...
ILoveUnicrns
11-03-2003, 09:50 PM
you could make a hole where its asshole would be and have sex with it
PHYNE
11-03-2003, 10:47 PM
why would ANYONE pay that much for a peice of plastic?????
rip off oner............;)
--zeSto--
11-03-2003, 10:57 PM
the hands look like they could open beer bottles...
so he'd sit on top of my fridge and help me drink.
I wonder if Kaws would approve oo disapprove of such a use?
how big is this guy?
youve got to be fucking kiddding me, $140 for that shit? wtf are they thinking.
Dick Quickwood
11-04-2003, 12:54 AM
glue it to the top of your monitor
you could put weeed in it maaaan
[img]http://members.aol.com/kelley128/images/hippie.jpg'>
Overtime
11-04-2003, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by heavyLox
i painted mine a different color ( orange) and with some paint pens redid he box and now im reselling it for a 12ozprophet.
"chomper, re-vamped": 125$
so you are now losing 15 dollars plus shipping ? how does that work in your head?
why the hell did people buy them anyway
imported_El Mamerro
11-04-2003, 01:14 AM
[img]http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/kaws.jpg'>
DREDZ
11-04-2003, 01:29 AM
hook it up with a throwback jersey
WebsterUno
11-04-2003, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by ILoveUnicrns
you could make a hole where its asshole would be and have sex with it
or you could toss it in your next gang bang session,
along with siffilis* girl.
*too lazy to speel it correctly.
Vanity
11-04-2003, 01:45 AM
that'd be some funny shit if you saw a chomper int he back ground of some porno, and every once i awhile, they cut to a close up of it.
Dick Quickwood
11-04-2003, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by ILoveUnicrns
you could make a hole where its asshole would be and have sex with it
why does the hole have to be an asshole ?
Originally posted by ILoveUnicrns
you could make a hole where its asshole would be and have sex with it ha ha ha, omfg....dood,you are outta hand!
i would cast voodoo spells all over my kaws chomper to bring it to life and have it kill my enemies in their sleep. i'd also have my gf slick herself up with baby oil and rub it on her tits while masturbating for my own personal video collection
Originally posted by ARCEL
why does the hole have to be an asshole ? i don't wanna know. probably has to do with throwing his friend with psoriacis into a pond.
mr.yuck
11-04-2003, 02:06 AM
The kaws chomper is alive. It talks to me. Or it would talk to me if i had one. I would take it everywhere. Like my buddy. I would make the kaws chomper and my buddy fight to the death.
WebsterUno
11-04-2003, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by LENS
i don't wanna know. probably has to do with throwing his friend with psoriacis into a pond.
oh yeah, it was psoriacis, not siffilis.
imported_El Mamerro
11-04-2003, 02:27 AM
[img]http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/kaws2.jpg'>
effyoo
11-04-2003, 03:26 AM
this guy should ride in that ride ^^:
[img]http://pic2.picturetrail.com/VOL5/1591468/3047681/37293645.jpg'>
imported_El Mamerro
11-04-2003, 03:33 AM
Originally posted by effyoo
this guy should ride in that ride ^^:
Check the back seat.
Originally posted by El Mamerro
[img]http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/kaws2.jpg'> lo....brilliant....fucking brilliant
effyoo
11-04-2003, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by El Mamerro
Check the back seat.
i didn't even notice. fucking sick! The new kidblount!
WebsterUno
11-04-2003, 04:36 AM
[img]http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00365540f00000004.jpg'>
taper
11-04-2003, 04:50 AM
where can i get one of theese bitches at?!
effyoo
11-04-2003, 04:55 AM
[img]http://pic2.picturetrail.com/VOL5/1591468/3047681/37302289.jpg'>
imported_El Mamerro
11-04-2003, 04:59 AM
[img]http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/kaws3.jpg'>
WebsterUno
11-04-2003, 05:01 AM
Oooohhh...muh fucka....youre lucky my
comp at home is out of comission right now.
Or Id hit you off when I get home..IM finally
leaving work...fuck!
time to go bust one off....
serum
11-04-2003, 06:31 AM
bling bling chomper
the one with the queen is the best, it looks like he is jsut waiting for her to get in before he fucks her up
Originally posted by krie
the one with the queen is the best, it looks like he is jsut waiting for her to get in before he fucks her up ha ha, so true. Like they're so wrapped up in paying attention to the queen they failed to notice the blue bear in the backseat waiting to pounce. Savage.
Originally posted by WebsterUno
[img]http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00365540f00000004.jpg'> thats the best one so far. pimpin good job.
Rodney Trotter
11-04-2003, 01:54 PM
First thread to make my adams apple hurt in months. I have tears.
Swiffer Jet
11-04-2003, 02:19 PM
hahhahaah
-Rage-
11-04-2003, 02:20 PM
page 2 funny
BIGBLUE
11-04-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by ARCEL
why does the hole have to be an asshole ?
WORD UP .. FOUL BALL !
SteveAustin
11-04-2003, 02:47 PM
[img]http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1103/SteveAustin/662deeb8.jpg'>
imported_El Mamerro
11-04-2003, 02:51 PM
[img]http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/kaws4.jpg'>
SteveAustin
11-04-2003, 04:19 PM
[img]http://photobucket.com/albums/1103/SteveAustin/6b9fce6b.gif'>
ElleGenie
11-04-2003, 07:33 PM
This thread is good..I think I'm diggin the "how to be a millionaire kaws chomper" the best. How fucking perfect.
WebsterUno
11-04-2003, 07:40 PM
High Roller.....
[img]http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00365540f00000005.jpg'>
old*824
11-04-2003, 07:48 PM
.
hold the cup
11-04-2003, 10:18 PM
RORZ
ha ha ha, oh man, this thread is fucking gold! i wonder what KAWS would think of all this?
diggity
11-05-2003, 10:26 AM
bump
heres a link to the closed thread on this topic.
http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...&threadid=45664 (http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=45664)
KAWS CHOMPER
11-05-2003, 12:26 PM
From the home Photo Album
Growing Pains
[img]http://photobucket.com/albums/1103/kawschomper/05126fe2.jpg'>
My Favorite Cereal
[img]http://photobucket.com/albums/1103/kawschomper/captain.jpg'>
They can throw me out but when i come back, i'll be twice as strong.
[img]http://photobucket.com/albums/1103/kawschomper/ellian.jpg'>
Keepin it real in the streets.
[img]http://photobucket.com/albums/1103/kawschomper/a8eb24f1.jpg'> [img]http://photobucket.com/albums/1103/kawschomper/02d557d6.jpg'>
I gotta little coaching expierence.
[img]http://photobucket.com/albums/1103/kawschomper/2bbedc2d.jpg'>
Some times you just gotta take the pussy.
[img]http://photobucket.com/albums/1103/kawschomper/9d92996f.jpg'>
imported_El Mamerro
11-05-2003, 12:35 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, the Elian Chomper....
heavyLox
11-05-2003, 01:31 PM
those are too funny.
imported_Tesseract
11-05-2003, 02:00 PM
[img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/chomp.jpg'>
This thread is intense, it makes me want to actually work out image hosting sites.
Nah actually I am too lazy.
imported_El Mamerro
11-05-2003, 04:05 PM
[img]http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/kaws5.jpg'>
Poop Man Bob
11-05-2003, 04:17 PM
Holy shit those pictures are gold.
imported_Tesseract
11-05-2003, 04:43 PM
[img]http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/chomp2.jpg'>
-Rage-
11-05-2003, 04:45 PM
Holy shit...
I can't believe I beat Mamerro to this...
[img]http://www.angryalan.com/photohost/12ozalbum/kawsobey.gif'>
Rodney Trotter
11-05-2003, 04:46 PM
Someone make a 'Kaws Chomper has a posse' sticker. Please.
Rodney Trotter
11-05-2003, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Rodney Trotter
Someone make a 'Kaws Chomper has a posse' sticker. Please.
Damn, talk about timing!
-Rage-
11-05-2003, 04:49 PM
^^^^^^^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow man. That is creepy!
-Rage-
11-05-2003, 06:34 PM
Damn I'm good.
I wondered where I had seen the same style before...
the band Mushroomhead.
[img]http://www.angryalan.com/photohost/12ozalbum/kawsmushroomhead.jpg'>
Vanity
11-05-2003, 07:49 PM
no dead kittens? masturbating?
WebsterUno
11-05-2003, 08:09 PM
haha...word up...MushroomHead is sick.
seeking
11-05-2003, 08:42 PM
ha, i've totally been fronting on this thread till now.
fucking hillarious.
we need J. to come back an lace this shit proper.
mams, props on the understated freshness.
mental invalid
11-05-2003, 09:06 PM
hahahahaha.....i was sleeping too....
elian is the best one!!
WebsterUno
11-05-2003, 09:56 PM
at $140 a pop....
[img]http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00365540f00000006.jpg'>
:lick:
old*824
11-06-2003, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by El Mamerro
[B][img]http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/kaws.jpg'>
suicidebombr
11-06-2003, 02:41 AM
Originally posted by SteveAustin
[img]http://photobucket.com/albums/1103/SteveAustin/6b9fce6b.gif'>
GOLD!
-Rage-
11-06-2003, 02:56 AM
^^^ yea, that's pretty damn funny. Good work SA.
Originally posted by WebsterUno
at $140 a pop....
[img]http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00365540f00000006.jpg'>
:lick: My......precious!
Ha ha ha, sick! Man, If i had a $140 toy, i'd be treating that damn thing the same way.
S@T@N
11-06-2003, 03:48 AM
[img]http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3cf24b3127cce81d8b323457c0000001510'>
old*824
11-07-2003, 07:34 AM
so i was thinking about what i stated via text previous.
i stated, i would purchase a KawsChomper, not give it to the ex as a Christ's Birth present, but instead drill a hole in it and fill it with lead to make it a $140.00 Black Jack. With this contraption, I pictured going to bars and insuating violent situations to abuse a person with a KAWS CHOMPER black jack i had crafted. This sounds fun. Yes, but VERY expensive, so I do not recommend what so ever the use of Kaws Chomper as a tactical weapon against people you dont like.
im drunk and looking twoards humanity. dont hurt people. but if you do, spend a lot of money so you at least feel bad for wasting a life. or just by a doll and fill it with lead and beat a motherfucker.
hah. buy your neicey, nephew, sister,brother,, moms, da,ds homey a Kaws Chomper and feel good, like yous abouta go punk a motherfucker with a 140$$$ black jack. yeah. what muthafucka.
yeah......mulitple malt liqours....waht.
mr.yuck
11-07-2003, 07:50 AM
:lol: I thought you quit drinking...... quiting is for quiters anyway. Wish i was drunk
old*824
11-07-2003, 08:06 AM
im sayen, my drunk ass is sayen.......you cant fuck whith the concept of buying a $$$140.00 doll/artpiece....making a weapon out of it and beating a mother fucker while feeling good. thats just a win win slituation.
you know? i mean. fuuuuuuuuuck. i hate people. ill put a brain implant on my commercial prozack to beat a motherfucker upside the head with.....yeah motherfucker.........
nahh.....im just playen though.
reallly dog. i never shoot your house homey.
really dog. for real. lets just go mug these motherfuckers with the lead filled doll head dog, this shit cost bank yo, a buck forty for the doll and i hadda fill its head with lead, lets go beat a motherfucker....
or yeah, you can watchfootball to.
fuck you. i hate people.
old*824
11-07-2003, 08:25 AM
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[img]http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00365540f00000004.jpg'>
OG {post by WebsterUno!
imported_sofarok
11-07-2003, 02:40 PM
[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/paul.morgan3450/power.jpg'>
quick one
imported_sofarok
11-07-2003, 02:50 PM
[img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/paul.morgan3450/skeletor[1].jpg'>
^^^^^^^^^^^
thats the best one thus far. this thread is amazing
old*824
11-08-2003, 04:41 AM
Kaws got plugged with the free ad campaign.
old*824
11-08-2003, 05:49 AM
Originally posted by El Mamerro
[img]http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/kaws3.jpg'>
heavyLox
11-08-2003, 06:12 AM
i think the glove might fit now... it all seems clear
[img]http://oldmanhobbler.com/oldHobbler/hev/9_9_4%20copy03.jpg'>
heavyLox
11-08-2003, 07:02 AM
[img]http://oldmanhobbler.com/oldHobbler/hev/flavaflavonset.jpg'>
TresOne
11-08-2003, 07:31 AM
hahahahahhaha!
effyoo
11-08-2003, 07:42 AM
nice one hev! hahaha!
old*824
11-08-2003, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by heavyLox
[img]http://oldmanhobbler.com/oldHobbler/hev/flavaflavonset.jpg'>
ha.....
S@T@N
11-08-2003, 08:25 PM
[img]http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3cf29b3127cce81e4f288baa50000001510'>
Swiffer Jet
11-09-2003, 03:24 AM
Originally posted by heavyLox
[img]http://oldmanhobbler.com/oldHobbler/hev/flavaflavonset.jpg'>
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
mr.yuck
11-09-2003, 04:04 AM
Anotomically correct chomper.
[img]http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00368593f00000015.jpg'>
hyrax
11-09-2003, 04:37 AM
[img]http://medic.dediweb.com/graf/kaws.jpg'>
~KRYLON2~
11-09-2003, 05:40 AM
they should make a pornstar edition...........or a necro series
Grotesk
11-13-2003, 05:57 PM
bump
heavyLox
12-09-2003, 01:19 AM
i felt like breaking out the chomper for flossing.
[img]http://oldmanhobbler.com/oldHobbler/hev/flavaflavonset.jpg'>
its old but im treating it like a throw back.
imported_suburbian bum
12-09-2003, 03:28 AM
This thread makes that 60% I got on that quiz in math just seem to be ok.
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