PDA

View Full Version : Ever Encountered The Elusive Squirting Vagina?


GamblersGrin
06-15-2004, 12:05 AM
seriously though, can they? i've seen it done in videos. never in person. have any of you ever encounterd the rare and fierce squirting vagina? it looks to me as if it is water inserted in there. i mean, is this an urban myth?

Vanity
06-15-2004, 12:08 AM
it's real... but not video real, ya dig?

it ain't no supersoaker.

T=E=A=S=E
06-15-2004, 12:18 AM
how i long for thee.

Abracadabra
06-15-2004, 12:18 AM
i read an interview with some porn whore who claims to have "assgasms"

slave_one
06-15-2004, 12:34 AM
assgasms :lol: too many mental pictures come to mind...

iloveboxcars
06-15-2004, 12:36 AM
I had a girlfriend for awhile that peed alittle when she had an orgasm.

S@T@N
06-15-2004, 12:39 AM
iloveboxcars has it right. do you really think that there's a pouch of pussy
juice somewhere in her that festers for the many years until she has one
of those gushing orgasms? No. The ultra pleasure is real, but that juice
is nothing more than her losing bladder control all over the fucking place.

GamblersGrin
06-15-2004, 12:43 AM
it always appears a little to water-like to be urine though. maybe they can hold a lil bit of water up there? i mean, i seen a vagina smoking a cigarette once so anything may be possible with that beast.

iloveboxcars
06-15-2004, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by GamblersGrin
it always appears a little to water-like to be urine though. maybe they can hold a lil bit of water up there? i mean, i seen a vagina smoking a cigarette once so anything may be possible with that beast.

Too water-like to be urine?.. Uh... ..


what?

GamblersGrin
06-15-2004, 12:48 AM
well what they are squirting out is always clear. never a tint of color. i dont think it could be piss. i'm a lil drunk and not sure what i'm talking about really.

iloveboxcars
06-15-2004, 01:00 AM
My piss is clear, drink more water and you can be healthy like me.

rental
06-15-2004, 01:03 AM
in the videos, the juice comes out the fuck hole, not the pisser. i think it could happen if you get a girl with enough girl-juice in her. but im sure some girls can lose enough control so that they piss a little, too.

GamblersGrin
06-15-2004, 01:04 AM
the more booze i drink the more clear my pee gets too.

crave
06-15-2004, 01:13 AM
assgasm? sounds like euphoric diarrhea to me. . . eewww. .

2 blaazed
06-15-2004, 01:31 AM
when ur having sex that liquid is not pee...girls get wet when they get horny....there pussy gets wets...u get the picture..

iloveboxcars
06-15-2004, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by 2BLAZZED
when ur having sex that liquid is not pee...girls get wet when they get horny....there pussy gets wets...u get the picture..

Thanks for clearing that up, all this time I thought I was sloshing around in piss.

GamblersGrin
06-15-2004, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by 2BLAZZED
when ur having sex that liquid is not pee...girls get wet when they get horny....there pussy gets wets...u get the picture..

i'm disappointed man. youre normally very witty. i just, i just dont know what to say really.

T=E=A=S=E
06-15-2004, 02:00 AM
Originally posted by iloveboxcars
Thanks for clearing that up, all this time I thought I was sloshing around in piss.

me to! :confused:

:lol:

2 blaazed
06-15-2004, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by GamblersGrin
i'm disappointed man. youre normally very witty. i just, i just dont know what to say really.

excused me for my burntoutness but..what where u trying to imply

Weapon X
06-15-2004, 02:20 AM
Nah, but my friend said that she was all horny once, and when she stood up, she squirted a LOT. She said that it could have been nearly a pint (I find that hard to believe – maybe a half pint, at most), and it went all over her boyfriend.

I always pee clear. And 2blazzed was just trying to break it down in simple terms for you simpletons out there.

GamblersGrin
06-15-2004, 02:22 AM
we know a girl gets wet and it aint piss thats makin her lubed up. i really felt like i was in 3rd grade sex ed. class again when you pointed that out to me in your burntoutness.

GamblersGrin
06-15-2004, 02:24 AM
i hook up w/ this one chick and she gets mega wet. i mean like a soppy sponge. when we are just lazin together and my leg is between hers, my leg gots a lil soppy. its a beautiful thing. she dont drop buckets though, just a soppy sponge styleo.

Abracadabra
06-15-2004, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by GamblersGrin
i hook up w/ this one chick and she gets mega wet. i mean like a soppy sponge. when we are just lazin together and my leg is between hers, my leg gots a lil soppy. its a beautiful thing. she dont drop buckets though, just a soppy sponge styleo.

nothin like a soaking pair of panties to get the wood goin

Milton
06-15-2004, 02:28 AM
Only in the videos, and I don't really buy it cause it shoots out like whoa and it always accompanies the fakest of orgasms. The girl is screaming at the top of her lungs and shooting gallons of love juice? I think not.

But do we even know for sure if we're giving them orgasms? That question will ruin your love life if you think about it too hard...

S@T@N
06-15-2004, 02:28 AM
:lol:



oh fucking wow.

Pistol
06-15-2004, 02:59 AM
One time my girlfriend was riding me and I actually felt a noticable amount of liquid hit my leg and balls. And i'm pretty sure she didn't have time to stick a bottle of Alize up her poon and squirt it ala Raylene in Action Sport Sex, so I guess it's just one of those things where if everythings going right it happens.

Nekro
06-15-2004, 03:20 AM
It's a rush of vaginal fluid produced at an extremely intense orgasm.

As for the "assgasm," there are internal clitoral tissues located within the anus that are stimulated during anal sex. For men, anal sex stimulates the prostate gland. The pleasure can be very intense, often orgasm inducing. Thus, anal orgasm.

»§ÜGÅR«
06-15-2004, 03:26 AM
gross

EyeforAnEYE
06-15-2004, 03:28 AM
Originally posted by Nekro
It's a rush of vaginal fluid produced at an extremely intense orgasm.

As for the "assgasm," there are internal clitoral tissues located within the anus that are stimulated during anal sex. For men, anal sex stimulates the prostate gland. The pleasure can be very intense, often orgasm inducing. Thus, anal orgasm.

Professor Nekro dropping knowledge.

BUCK FUSH
06-15-2004, 03:30 AM
there was definately a thread pn this issue before with firsthand accounts:idea:

Mr. Peanut
06-15-2004, 03:44 AM
Originally posted by Pistol
One time my girlfriend was riding me and I actually felt a noticable amount of liquid hit my leg and balls. And i'm pretty sure she didn't have time to stick a bottle of Alize up her poon and squirt it ala Raylene in Action Sport Sex, so I guess it's just one of those things where if everythings going right it happens.
it was probably blood

Milton
06-15-2004, 03:53 AM
Neckro, Start a sex question thread. And an id with a known password so that everyone can ask their gross embarassing sex questions anonymously...

Milton
I have it all planned out.

bathoræ
06-15-2004, 04:07 AM
...apparently it has a lot to do with finding the g-spot. Good luck :lol:

From "Ask Rachel and Claire" at http://www.toysinbabeland.com You can also find the books mentioned (or at least their links) at the site.

"Dear Rachel & Claire,


My partner and I are interested in female ejaculation. Is it possible for any woman to ejaculate, or do only certain women ejaculate? Our friends think that it is simply a matter of hitting the right spot and being able to relax and enjoy it; I am of the opinion that only certain women can do it. Also: do you know any reliable sources of information about this subject?

Signed,

Waiting for Rain

Dear Waiting for Rain,

Every woman has a G-spot (the actual technical name is “urethral sponge”), but not all are thrilled by G-spot stimulation. And not every woman who likes G-spot play does ejaculate. Female ejaculation itself varies from a trickle to a gush. It can happen when the G-spot gets attention that involves rhythmic thumping. Fucking with fingers, toys, dildos, or dicks can bring on the spurting. Here are some quick tips to help it happen:

*Arousal is required, so get as turned on as possible. There is no point chasing down this experience unless the hunt itself is fun.

*Empty your bladder before sex and during sex, if you need to. Be willing to let go. Female ejaculate comes out of the urethra, and many women hold back their come for fear of peeing in the bed.

*Aim for the G-spot. Curve your fingers, used a curved toy (like the Crystal Wand or Nubby G), or arrange your position to maximize G-spot contact. Rear entry positions work well.

The book The GV Guide to the G-Spot is a fantastic resource that explains a part of the female anatomy that seems as shrouded in mystery as the oracle at Delphi. The Clitoral Truth is also wonderful: this book gets into both how it happens and the weird debates surrounding female ejaculation. They are my two favorite sex books of all the many, many sex guides I have read.

For your viewing pleasure, check out G Marks the Spot, or the classic How to Female Ejaculate, which despite dated fashion, has some incredible, timeless female come shots. And there is more G-spot info on our site in the Sex Info section on the G-spot, and the article “How to Find Your G-spot”.

Enjoy!

Rachel & Claire"

Mr. Peanut
06-15-2004, 04:16 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by bathoræ
incredible, timeless female come shots. :lol: :lol: :lol:

sarahyoulose
06-15-2004, 04:17 AM
Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E
me to! :confused:

:lol:

exxcccuuussseee me, mr. "if she swallows, she'll get pregnant...."
have you ever "sloshed around" in the first place?

Milton
06-15-2004, 04:23 AM
Anyone who refers to sex as "fucking" is not an expert, thank you...

bathoræ
06-15-2004, 04:25 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Peanut
[QUOTE]Originally posted by bathoræ
incredible, timeless female come shots. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Haha, you should see the video cover.... :lol:

Mr. Peanut
06-15-2004, 04:27 AM
pics!!

bathoræ
06-15-2004, 04:31 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Peanut
pics!!
I was actually referring to how dated the video is. link (http://www.babeland.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=JH730375)

"with Fanny Fatale" :lol:

Mr. Peanut
06-15-2004, 04:33 AM
[img]http://www.babeland.com/catalog/assets/videos_books/howejac.jpg'>
HAHA

EyeforAnEYE
06-15-2004, 04:36 AM
HOLY SHIT! that lady looks like lou ferrigno

hottnickels
06-15-2004, 04:36 AM
it's not urine you fuckwads.

geesh.

iloveboxcars
06-15-2004, 04:45 AM
Originally posted by hottnickels
it's not urine you fuckwads.

geesh.

Some times it is, you fuckwad.

geisha.

hottnickels
06-15-2004, 04:47 AM
yuvk.

vinyl junkie
06-15-2004, 04:48 AM
[img]http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v115/gally99/bullshit.jpg'>
and it's not pee either...
the last girl i was hooking up with on a regular basis, the last couple of months we were together we finally started putting towels down before anything got going... she was good for probably a pint or so each time...
and it's not all about finding the g spot (which ain;t that hard, by the way) but it's definately an easier way to get there...

Vanity
06-15-2004, 04:58 AM
ha ha.. i ge tthe bs award :king:

i actually googled this subject about 2 years ago, and found some sciency document.. and it ain't piss.. it's close though.

and c'mon man... i know a lot can come out, but in the videos they'll be squirting it like 4 feet through hoops and shit.. that's not real.

hottnickels
06-15-2004, 05:03 AM
yeah right, cuz you been with all the hoes and you know what the fuck porn stars can and can't do

vinyl junkie
06-15-2004, 05:12 AM
Originally posted by Vanity

and c'mon man... i know a lot can come out, but in the videos they'll be squirting it like 4 feet through hoops and shit.. that's not real.
well i've gotten it full on in the face from arms length, and if i hadn't been in the way it probably had a couple feet more to go...

so, yes, it is real...

rental
06-15-2004, 05:21 AM
i seen them pour shit in the hole, too. pouring shit inside my puss for entertainment value seems pretty unsanitary to me. although, porns are never really very sanitary, i guess....

iloveboxcars
06-15-2004, 06:13 AM
Originally posted by rental
i seen them pour shit in the hole, too. pouring shit inside my puss for entertainment value seems pretty unsanitary to me. although, porns are never really very sanitary, i guess....

douche. Same with anal sex in porns, that's why dudes never come out of there with shitdick.

StarzAbove
06-15-2004, 07:07 AM
:lol: never a gushy river, but as far as jucie comin out a few times

Fugazi
06-15-2004, 08:09 AM
For a picture similar to this topic, please refer to:

www.tubgirl.com (http://www.tubgirl.com)

Thank you.

Nekro
06-15-2004, 11:20 AM
Those toys in babeland chicks know their stuff, you would too if you were a lesbian who owned a known and respected sex shop.

Everyone should read this column weekly:

Savage Love

http://www.thestranger.com/current/savage.html

Yellow Feets
06-15-2004, 12:12 PM
Question: Does it smell? WELL, DOES IT!?!?

Vanity
06-15-2004, 01:36 PM
ha ha.. junkie got a facial.

Vanity
06-15-2004, 02:03 PM
pussy muscles :D

ClueTwo
06-15-2004, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by vinyl junkie
well i've gotten it full on in the face from arms length, and if i hadn't been in the way it probably had a couple feet more to go...

so, yes, it is real...

I'd just buckle up, and shoot one back at her..Probably turn into a jazzle fight...

bathoræ
06-15-2004, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by CILONE/SK
I can't think of the name of those muscles right now.

The Kegel muscles. They were discovered by Dr. Kegel in his research with older women and bladder control problems. They go in a figure 8 around the vaginal and anal openings for women. For both men and women, they are the muscles you use to control/cut off urine and excrement flow... The easiest way to exercise them is to flex as though you were trying to stop and start peeing (either when you are peeing or not). They also sell toys (see the Toys in Babeland link mentioned before) that are 2 small balls on opposite ends of the string. Depending on the female, you can put one or both in the vagina and tug on the string. The female is supposed to flex the Kegel muscles and try to keep them inside despite the tugging... This doesn't just help with female ejaculation either. If your girl knows how to use them, sex can be more pleasureable...

I'll stop now.

imported_dowmagik
06-15-2004, 04:14 PM
my girl squirts piss sometimes. its usually after she has came a couple times.

Devilush
06-15-2004, 04:27 PM
this thread is funny. all you people trying to figure shit out and all.....:)

!@#$%
06-15-2004, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by hottnickels
it's not urine you fuckwads.

geesh.

i was fucking wrecked last night.
but i still say it's not urine.

if your girl is squirting piss at you, get her in the shower.

villain
06-15-2004, 04:34 PM
I used to do the Kegel exercises because I read somewhere it improves stamina for men in the sack and I'm a two pump chump because I rarely get laid cause I just don't go around fucking people.

!@#$%: You should really have someone help you drink your alcohol!:D No really... I don't want you to have an accident or something at work.


*For the disbelievers I've heard tell of a dancer in Korea that shoots golf balls out her twat and knocks over beer bottles and shit...

Devilush
06-15-2004, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by villain
*For the disbelievers I've heard tell of a dancer in Korea that shoots golf balls out her twat and knocks over beer bottles and shit...

:eek:

[img]http://www.golfballs.com/images/balldescriptions/2ndquality.gif'>

!@#$%
06-15-2004, 04:39 PM
i knew a navy dude who showed me a business card from an SE asia stripclub listing all the shit the ladies could do with their muscles.



:huh2:

mental invalid
06-15-2004, 04:49 PM
i used to date a girl that cummed like a fountain....fun four hours

<KEY3>
06-15-2004, 04:55 PM
okay... time for Big Key's statement:

A good lover can hit the womans g-spot durring foreplay.
A GREAT lover can hit it though straight penetraition more than once.

mental invalid
06-15-2004, 05:02 PM
and the best lover does both...

!@#$%
06-15-2004, 05:05 PM
wonk saggin!

im not witty
06-15-2004, 07:50 PM
you babies are all talking out of your asses. read it and learn.




Contrary to popular belief female ejaculation is very real. It is in fact something that ALL women can achieve through a very basic female sexual response. Similar to men, all women can ejaculate as much as two cups of fluid and spray it across the length of a room. In other words, we can do it too.

I began to explore the mystery of female ejaculation after a girlfriend of mine admitted to me that she in fact had experienced it. I was intrigued and jealous, and strongly desired to achieve such an ecstasy myself. I thus began researching through medical journals, interviews with physicians, and sex therapists. I was on a determined mission to make myself cum!

After all my research I succeeded during my first attempt through masturbation. It was simple, there were just a few preparation exorcises I needed to learn to make it possible. I put together a quick overview of how female ejaculation occurs, so every lady can experience this gush pf pleasure.

First let’s get the myths out of the way and review what is true and untrue about it.


The Myths & Truth About Female Ejaculation


THE MYTHS

1) Female ejaculation does not exist.

2) Only rare women can achieve female ejaculation.

3) Kegel exercise is the key to achieving female ejaculation.

4) Only women with prominent G-Spots can achieve female ejaculation.

5) Female ejaculation can only be achieved through G-Spot orgasms.

6) Gynecologists are educated about this issue and provide women with correct information.

7) Women can only excrete a drop or two of female ejaculate, and if it is more (especially in the amounts that some women claim 1-2 cups) then it would be urine.

8) Female ejaculation is or becomes urinary incontinence.

9) Women who have given birth are the only women capable of female ejaculation.

10) There is only one way to achieve female ejaculation.

THE TRUTH-

1) Female ejaculation comes from the Skenes/Paraurethral glands (also known as the G-Spot).

2) Women do not realize that they can ejaculate because they are missing the cues of when they can do it.

3) There are specific techniques that can be taught to a woman to teach her how to do it and how to hold it if she does not wish to ejaculate.

4) Women can ejaculate without having a G-Spot orgasm and for that matter without having an orgasm at all!

5) Women can increase the amount of fluid they ejaculate by following specific steps.

6) Women can ejaculate multiple times within a short period.

7) Female ejaculation is not urine, is much like the consistency of water, is clear in color, and usually smells like nothing or has a slight sweet scent.

8) OBGYNs and other physicians often misunderstand or even misdiagnose female ejaculation.


You may be wondering "If all women are capable, then why is it that many women have never done it?" This is a very good question, and is easily explained. Let’s begin with reviewing some basic information about the female anatomy to better understand how this works.


Where Does Female Ejaculation Come From?

Female ejaculation is a fluid that is pushed out of the urethra (pee-hole- just like urine) however, unlike urine it comes from the Paraurethral/Skenes glands (located under and making up the G-Spot) during sexual arousal.


How Is Female Ejaculate Different Than Regular Cum?

There are two types of female cum that can be excreted during sexual arousal. They are clinically termed as urethral and vaginal ejaculation fluids. The one most commonly seen in our culture is vaginal ejaculate, which lubricates the vaginal walls and oozes out during sexual arousal. You probably have noticed it is milky and ranges in its thickness and odor based on a woman’s diet, overall health and the phase she is experiencing within her menstrual cycle.

Urethral ejaculate is what we are referring to when describing female ejaculation and is less common. It is the watery ejaculate that sprays or gushes out and is the one that is generally less known about. Again, this is not because only a few, special women are capable, but rather due to lack of understanding of women's sexual health issues in this culture.


What Is In The Fluid?

Let me get the biggest myth out of the way- IT IS NOT URINE. Upon testing the liquid, scientists have found that it contains levels of glucose (sugar), and an enzyme (prostatic acid phosphatase), which is characteristic of a major component in semen. It is similar to the prostate fluid within male ejaculation but without the sperm. There are also two other substances contained in the fluid, commonly found in urine (urea and creatinine), which are found in trace amounts. It is a unique substance, and unlike the heavier and thicker fluid that you would typically see when a chick is "wet" or has had an orgasm.


How Much Ejaculate Comes Out?


Most women can gush as much as 1.5 - 2 cups of the fluid when ejaculating. However this can be affected by how hydrated a woman is, how much she pushes while ejaculating, and other factors.


Why Don't Most Women Know About It Or Do It?


Female ejaculation is not difficult; its techniques are just not known about by many. Because women typically don't know about the elusive reasons they are not doing it, they are usually sabotaging their chances for gushing female ejaculate when they are having an orgasm.


One of the main reasons that women do not know they can do it is because women will often feel like they need to urinate when they are ready to expel the ejaculate and because they think that urine will come out, which it will not, they hold back. You see the G-Spot (Skenes Glands) fill up with the female ejaculate fluid and this puts pressure on the urethra (pee-tube) thus, making it feel like she has to urinate when in actuality she could ejaculate if she simply pushed instead of holding back.


There are sure-fire methods, techniques and ways to achieve it as well as overcome inhibitors, yet the issue of holding back for fear of urinating is a big factor for many women. The ejaculation techniques that I have begun training thousands of women and their partners have been quite effective and not only allow for amazing ejaculations but will also intensify any type (women are capable of eight) of orgasm to mind blowing levels.

Are There Health Problems For Women Who Do It?


No, in fact that is one of the reasons I am so passionate about teaching women and their partners about female ejaculation because unlike what many think, there is nothing abnormal or unhealthy about it. Did you know that thousands of women each year are told that a normal female sexual response such as female ejaculation is a medical problem (incontinence, which it is not) or something that they should be ashamed of as they are thought to be maliciously urinating on their partner(s)?


Because women can gush as much as two cups of ejaculate, many people think that it must be urine. Often women who do not know what is happening (and there are many) are embarrassed, confused and find it to be of great concern. It does not help that most health practitioners are not informed about it as many women are being told they require surgery and/or psychotherapy for this normal female sexual response!


If there is one thing that I can stress, it is that female ejaculation is not only visually erotic, but it feels incredible to do it. The kind of sexual release that a woman feels from this powerful gush is like no other.

SteveAustin
06-15-2004, 08:08 PM
I've been with a few girls that ejaculated.

the first one really took me by surprise. I'll spare everyone the details...but I will say that it was outside and that she left a 'puddle' on the patio about 3' feet wide.

!@#$%
06-15-2004, 08:09 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

effyoo
06-15-2004, 08:35 PM
my ex used to gush all over the place during sex, so much so that putting a towel down wouldn't help. it would soak through the towel, through the blankets, through the sheets and onto the mattress.
it most definately isn't urine. its a clear liquid that has no taste or smell.
so yes, i have encountered the elusive squirting vagina. hot stuff, i tell ya.

Milton
06-15-2004, 08:40 PM
I was dating this girl a while back and after two months of dating she mysteriously learned how to use those muscles. I was suspicious, she said it was from the sunday sex show...

villain
06-15-2004, 08:44 PM
Ok I'll share....

Yeah my first girlfriend did that and it surprised the shit out of me.... Soaking through sheets blanket mattress.... Took me a while to figure out I should put a towel down. I'd be like..." YOU HAD HOW MANY ORGASMS!?!" I was so jealous....

I didn't realize that this was such a serious mystery....

And no it was NOT pee... duh....

<KEY3>
06-15-2004, 08:59 PM
Page3

[no deto]

GamblersGrin
06-15-2004, 10:55 PM
i am about to leave for vacation for a week and when i come back i hope the myth of the elusive squirting vagina is solved. its like bigfoot, people claimed to have experienced it but we need the proof.

Milton
06-15-2004, 11:18 PM
I guess I'm just a sissy or something, but the idea of a woman squirting all over the place doesn't really appeal to me.

I mean, wet is cool, the wetter the better. Soppy sponge? Okay. Soaked Panties? YES PLEASE! But a girl skeet skeet skeeting halfway across the room and soaking through a towel, the blankets, the mattress and dripping on the floor just isn't my thing. Sorry...

mufasa
06-15-2004, 11:19 PM
all fun and games till you get hit in the eye.

Zack Morris
06-16-2004, 01:26 AM
we do need a good name to use in reference to the "female ejaculate fluid(s)". I propose that we either refer to it as cooter slime or vagina spit.

<3,
Zack Morris

I have such a way with words.

effyoo
06-16-2004, 02:00 AM
Vagina Saliva (Oner)

alure
06-16-2004, 02:06 AM
haha this thread is hilirious..bump!

High Priest
06-16-2004, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by iloveboxcars
Thanks for clearing that up, all this time I thought I was sloshing around in piss.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: . Ah you just made my day.. well no, not really.. but that was fucking hilarious.

sarahyoulose
06-16-2004, 03:13 AM
Originally posted by Milton
I guess I'm just a sissy or something, but the idea of a woman squirting all over the place doesn't really appeal to me.

I mean, wet is cool, the wetter the better. Soppy sponge? Okay. Soaked Panties? YES PLEASE! But a girl skeet skeet skeeting halfway across the room and soaking through a towel, the blankets, the mattress and dripping on the floor just isn't my thing. Sorry...


that shit about "skeet skeet skeeting..." i had the FUNNIEST mental image ever
had me laughing outloud

imported_dowmagik
06-16-2004, 03:34 AM
so whats the verdict? that stuff that squirts out isnt piss? cause last week my girl was on top and when she "came" and stood up off the dick a little and it squirted on my chest, it was yellow. sounds like piss to me.

casekonly
06-16-2004, 03:49 AM
[img]http://www.poppies.org/forum/User_files/roger/scream.gif'>

casekonly
06-16-2004, 03:52 AM
ok, i skimmed throught his thread trying to see if anyone had explained this, but i didn't see it.

the stuff they squirt out is not piss.

all women can squirt, some don't squirt as much liquid as others, but all can do it.

the reason why alot don't is because they feel like they're going to piss, but it's not piss that comes out, it's actually ejaculate (female ejaculate). look it up.

milty, maybe your girl did piss on you. j/k

imported_dowmagik
06-16-2004, 03:55 AM
i swear on my mom that it was yellow. we need dr drew on this shit.

Milton
06-16-2004, 03:56 AM
That wasn't me, yo.

casekonly
06-16-2004, 04:00 AM
my bad, uncle milton. haha. i'm not going to edit it. too much trouble.

casekonly
06-16-2004, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by dowmagik
i swear on my mom that it was yellow. we need dr drew on this shit.

nuh uh, we don't need dr. drew.

Female Ejaculation Fluid Note-

Important to note... this is NOT where the fluid for female ejaculation comes from... there is NO way that two cups of fluid can fit into these small glands. However, during sexual arousal these glands to excrete fluid and that fluid often mixes with the female ejaculate.

Paraurethral/Skenes Glands & G-spot

The Paraurethral/Skenes glands are also called "Skene's Glands." The quantity, size, and exact location of these glands varies within each woman, but generally it is found easily by inserting a finger into the vagina two inches in and on the top front wall, facing the pubic bone. During sexual arousal the Paraurethral glands fill with fluid and may in most cases can be felt through the vaginal wall as a more firm and puffy area. This is what people refer to as the g-spot.

__________________________________

The Facts About Female Ejaculation
And Why Don't Most Women Know About It Or Do It?

By Lisa S. Lawless, RM, CEO
Founder Of Lawless Spirit, Inc.

All women can learn to ejaculate as much as two cups of fluid and spray and squirt female ejaculation across the length of a room and our movie shows it! Oh sure, there are a lot of myths out there regarding this exquisite female sexual response. Some claim the whole premise of female ejaculation is untrue, others claim only "special" women are capable and still others try and tell you ridiculous techniques based on myths such as suggesting that women should tighten their Kegel (vaginal wall) muscles to make it happen. Then there are the skeptics that try and claim that it is pee (urine)!

These types of statements are simply untrue and something we review in great detail in our female ejaculation movie and book. While women have differences in their genitalia from other women (just as men do from one another) all women have the same equipment and are capable of squirting these lovely orgasmic, ejaculate juices with the right techniques. It is no different than all men being capable of ejaculating no matter the size or shape of their penis. The only reason that most people do not know about or understand how to achieve female ejaculation is from the sheer lack of understanding women’s sexuality.

Because most people (including the women that do it) do not know the elusive way female ejaculation works it has remained a mystery until now. Women often easily and unconsciously sabotage their chances for gushing female ejaculate. I teach all women and their partners to learn how to do it not just for the extreme pleasure it brings or the erotic visual demonstrations, but also because it is healthy and actually can aid in preventing disease! That is why this information is so incredible, and needed by the public! That is why our female ejaculation movie and book is so needed!

I simplify and teach, not only effective techniques in my female ejaculation movie and book, but what the inhibitors are in preventing it from happening. The solutions and techniques that I provide not only reveal why most women don't experience female ejaculation, but why they don't have the best orgasms they can!

I get frustrated when I have purchase sexual health books and videos that promise specifics and then disappoint when they give vague and/or inaccurate information that is not practical or useful. That is why I wrote the book and produced the video "The Art of Female Ejaculation," so that I could offer you specifics, accurate information and practical, step-by-step female ejaculation techniques to not only achieve female ejaculation (and learn why it is beneficial to a woman's health) but how to provide any woman with mind shattering orgasms! You can be confident that I provide the highest quality and quantity in my female ejaculation movie and book!

Most women don't have very fulfilling sex lives, and some don't even know what an orgasm feels like let alone female ejaculation. This is because women's sexuality has long been neglected, thus female ejaculation has not been discussed when it should have been in such settings as sex education classes.

When I first heard about female ejaculation I was in my late twenties. Being a sexually knowledgeable and adventurous woman as well as a psychotherapist specializing in sexual issues, I was shocked that I had never heard about it, let alone done it.

I personally discovered female ejaculation after having a very open and enlightening discussion with a girlfriend, whom told me that she did the "wildest thing" when she had an orgasm (and sometimes just when she was sexually aroused). I of course was very intrigued about this, and ended up asking her a lot of questions about how it happened for her. I then went to the Internet to find out more, and was met with a great deal of inaccurate, conflicting information about female ejaculation. What was a chick to do? I wanted to know more about it, and most importantly at the time, I wanted to know if I could do it too. I began a mission of researching through medical journals, interviews with physicians, sex therapists and my clients who came to me for psychotherapy.

After all my research, and developing a few theories of my own, I decided that I simply had to try to see if I could do it. I am happy to say that I did it during my first attempt through masturbating. It was so simple! There were a few things that I learned and did in preparation that made it possible and there are a lot of things I learned along the way which turned into a 150 page book and 90 minute video! For the sake of keeping this article and not a book, let me give you a quick overview of how female ejaculation occurs so that you get a general idea of how all of this works. First let’s get the myths out of the way and review what is true and untrue about it.

_______________________________

there you have it.

Milton
06-16-2004, 04:04 AM
I mean, you know, if I got pissed on I'll say I got pissed on. But I ain't get pissed on. Yahmsayn?

casekonly
06-16-2004, 04:07 AM
Originally posted by Milton
I mean, you know, if I got pissed on I'll say I got pissed on. But I ain't get pissed on. Yahmsayn?

yeah, doo' i know whatchu mean.

Swiffer Jet
06-18-2004, 01:55 AM
one clip i have: a dildo was in her butt. person was moving it back and forth very fast while she was ejaculating. very wet.

another clip: a glob of clear, slightly thick "goo" came out

yet another clip: her afro was spitting out a white load

h0t

hehehe

i think it'd be awesome to get a facial from a gal.

26SidedCube
06-18-2004, 04:30 AM
hahaha.

I used to have a video of a certain female member of this board GUSHING out of her na-na.

I'll give you guys 3 guesses who that member was. haha...

casekonly
06-18-2004, 04:45 AM
Originally posted by 26SidedCube
hahaha.

I used to have a video of a certain female member of this board GUSHING out of her na-na.

I'll give you guys 3 guesses who that member was. haha...

was it seeking?

26SidedCube
06-18-2004, 04:49 AM
Originally posted by casekonly
was it seeking?

No, he's all prude. All I got from him were pictures of his massive stash of dro and amphetamines.

That's one guess down.

Abracadabra
06-18-2004, 04:53 AM
3 pages in and still no gushing vagina animated gif?

shame, channel zero, shame

Swiffer Jet
06-18-2004, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by Mr. ABC
3 pages in and still no gushing vagina animated gif?

shame, channel zero, shame
nigga please. get at me on AIM. i'll send you the clip

Abracadabra
06-18-2004, 05:48 AM
Originally posted by Swiffer Jet
nigga please. get at me on AIM. i'll send you the clip

no aim at work, sorry. if i'm anywhere near a computron with diesel on the weekend i'll holla (probability:low)

Swiffer Jet
06-18-2004, 05:49 AM
hollatchaboy

GamblersGrin
06-19-2004, 04:12 AM
first thing back after a week vaca and i check this thread to see what kind of contribution it has made to the advancements in vagina sciences. none. im disappointed boys.

EyeforAnEYE
06-19-2004, 04:14 AM
26.. is it kettiekat?

peterpopoff
11-02-2011, 06:45 PM
Ya it's true this chick I had boned had a sPlashing gasm

CALIgula
11-02-2011, 06:49 PM
thanks for bumping a 7 and a half year old thread to let us know.

Drue_Down
11-02-2011, 08:15 PM
He met her under the Dunbar Bridge

peterpopoff
11-02-2011, 09:00 PM
I met her at ur moms house

Turtz
11-02-2011, 11:10 PM
when ur having sex that liquid is not pee...girls get wet when they get horny....there pussy gets wets...u get the picture..

BASICALLY

Milk Grenades
11-02-2011, 11:23 PM
this thread is better!

http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111185&highlight=squirt+gusher

injury
11-03-2011, 02:22 AM
Swag

trav_coe
11-03-2011, 03:02 AM
read without looking at the date > prop 7 year old post

Turtz
11-03-2011, 03:13 AM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0y6raq851qa644no1_500.jpg

Cool_Hand
11-03-2011, 03:36 AM
Ive fucked girls and made them squirt many times...ive made squirters out of 4 of them . . . one of the real spicy broads could have an orgasm better/easier if i pounded her ass.

not elusive you prolly are hung like a lightswitch.

NH

NightmareOnElmStreet
11-03-2011, 04:27 AM
have not acquired. wish to someday...someday.

bed framed
11-03-2011, 04:40 AM
I've acquired and it feels fantastic. Had to wash the bed sheets afterwards though cuz they were supersoaked

Brickos
11-03-2011, 04:53 AM
dissappointed this was not bumped by a spambot

AlwaysOverDoinn
11-03-2011, 07:46 AM
I had a girl assgasm on me once.


It was liquidish, brownish, and smelled pretty funky....

but it DEFINITELY was not mud butt.

Spambot5000
11-03-2011, 07:51 AM
I made all kindsa bishes squirt!

Gat Bush
11-03-2011, 03:50 PM
its cool brah

injury
11-03-2011, 04:37 PM
Ya it's true this chick I had boned had a sPlashing gasm

http://www.transformer-ivan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/crab.gif

Fist 666
11-03-2011, 04:44 PM
i'm glad not all girls squirt.

that shit is disgusting.

blayspbs
11-03-2011, 04:46 PM
if you cant get your girl to squirt youre not doing it right.
http://i43.tinypic.com/wu2u1l.jpg

Internerd
11-03-2011, 04:58 PM
Looks like you got some hobbit pussy homie.
That's a small ass bed

Rolf Harris
11-03-2011, 04:58 PM
^ that looks like you got fuckin' bum raped in the jail and then pissed your bed...

Internerd
11-03-2011, 05:00 PM
or that

eviltrailer77
11-03-2011, 05:08 PM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0y6raq851qa644no1_500.jpg

There is something off with those tits... hmmmm

I just cant put my finger on it...









































https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/20447_268274556666_268268376666_4477049_3224104_n. jpg

Fist 666
11-03-2011, 05:09 PM
if you cant get your girl to squirt youre not doing it right.


this is one of the most moronic examples of machismo i've ever seen/read.

it is girl dependent. thankfully.
that shit is seriously gross. you want to fuck in a car, elevator, on a couch, sleeping bag while camping, etc etc? i sure do, and i don't want nasty jizz juice sprayed all over my shit. i don't want to have to wash my sheets and mattress liner every time i give my girl an orgasm, if i had to i would stop giving orgasms.

blayspbs
11-03-2011, 05:21 PM
first of all thats some dorm room pussy, hence the hobbit bed and prison walls. Secondly there is a pretty easy fingering technique. Curl the two middle fingers hit the roof of the pussy an inch or two in and push down on her pubic bone with her other hand. Shits gonna start to sound dumb wet in a minute and theyll try to close their legs if theyre not used to it. Just keep on pushing for a few more seconds and bam, you got a nice little puddle to work with. She doesnt have to squirt everytime she cums, its just a nice trick to break out everyonce in a while.

BullshitTantrum
11-03-2011, 05:40 PM
pussy juice cocktail

Lick'n'run
11-03-2011, 06:16 PM
^ that looks like you got fuckin' bum raped in the jail and then pissed your bed...

excellent

cornpone
11-03-2011, 10:59 PM
I think it's where you pee in their butt and then when you vagina sexxx'em, they pee out the pee you peed in their butt...

..romero..
11-04-2011, 01:56 PM
so are we just going to bump old threads from the early 2000's now?



is this what ch0 has come to?

nsmbfan
11-04-2011, 02:29 PM
Only in the videos, and I don't really buy it cause it shoots out like whoa and it always accompanies the fakest of orgasms. The girl is screaming at the top of her lungs and shooting gallons of love juice? I think not.

But do we even know for sure if we're giving them orgasms? That question will ruin your love life if you think about it too hard...

:lol:

Toiletseat
11-04-2011, 03:35 PM
i once encountered a anus squirting blood

it was bloodfart

Joe Bag of Doughnuts
11-07-2011, 07:35 PM
I'm glad I haven't encountered a squirter... I'd be worried about the smell of pussy punch never leaving my mattress..

sausage party
11-07-2011, 08:53 PM
o its real homey. it is real.



it only works if you pee in it first tho

Rolf Harris
11-07-2011, 10:47 PM
what happens if you shite in it?

DownSyndrome
11-07-2011, 11:36 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljvdt6AYAX1qbkpcxo1_500.jpg

12packprophet
11-08-2011, 08:29 AM
It's all about the position.
After years and years I finally got my wife to squirt, and it only happens when I hit it at a certain angle with her ass hanging off the bed.
It might be a different angle for other chicks cause some of them have different setups than others, but that's the one that works for her.
It's not a super soaker spray like in porn, and according to her it's not even that great of an orgasm.
But it's definitely not coming from the piss hole.
And it definitely doesn't smell like piss.
So if your chick is "squirting" from her piss hole and it smells like piss then you're both doing it wrong.

injury
11-08-2011, 02:39 PM
http://www.omgif.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/haters-gonna-hate.gif

sayWORD?
11-08-2011, 04:35 PM
a year or two back, i fucked a squirter for a few months.
she could get off without squirting too.
DAO is right, positioning is key.

for all you 16 year olds out there writing in with your expert opinions that its nothing like the vids, youre wrong.
shit can get pretty wet, its not just a youjizz thing.

best thing i can say is after a while the novelty wears off and youre stuck in a wet bed with sopping sheets next to a shivering woman with the faint smell of seattles pike place fish market wafting through your bedroom night after night.

hardcore squirting is a lot like atming a bitch, its cool for a minute, but its not exactly a desirable wife trait.

Power Bill
11-08-2011, 05:03 PM
When I do it to randoms I use my middle and ring finger and make a come here gesture

JUST LIKE SPIDERMAN!!!