DO's and DONT's

[<KEY3>]

You know the deal.... Fashion DO's and DONT's....


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guidelines:

Use photos when possible,
dont quote photos unless totally needed
Try to balance the + and the -

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some ripped-off examples from viceland.com

DO's

http://viceland.com/issues/v11n8/htdocs/dos_donts/images/DOS-DONTS3_07.jpg
With flip flops this would just look kind of lazy. Throw some Chucks in the mix and it's "longtime girlfriend" fun. But matching orange stilettos? That's a level of hot so fucking high not even a good raping could put out the fire.

DONT's

http://viceland.com/issues/v11n8/htdocs/dos_donts/images/DOS-DONTS2_11.jpg
I know the Fonz said owning a motorbike makes you cool but Google it dude, that was 1975 and he was pretending to be from the 50s! Today it doesn't erase the fact that you're a little Moby nerd in women's shorts and adult sneakers Googling Happy Days. It actually makes things several thousand times worse.


----- got that?

[why write?]

haha this is a good idea for a thread

[<KEY3>]

DONTS

http://pink-crew.skyblog.com/pics/5670064.jpg
Sorry Deto.... I heard Raven was disabling the color=pink for your own protection.


http://www.662mob.com/shopping/images/ceslie.jpg
Everything works so well here.... untill you get to the trucker hat.
And what's with all the junk she's carrying? Homeless at the beach?


DOS

http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/news_images/1981_5130_1.jpg
This guy is stranded with hot women, drinking out of bamboo,
and working on his tan. You dont get phased by shit when you've
got houses in every state. Note: bling didnt exist then, but he
still wouldnt be sporting a 'III' pendant. got that diddy?

http://www.norcalmovies.com/TheLifeAquatic/life-poster.jpg
Orange headwear and tight blue work shirts..... the thign for Fall on the Med.
Just ask Tesseract.... I bet he's sporting it.

[Nekro]

Do:

Wear a pea coat:

http://blueskyfashion.com/bomber/cooper-leather-jackets/5810m-closeup.jpg

There's a reason why the military and skinheads were all about these things way back: they're an excellent addition to your wardrobe. Not only is a good wool peacoat exceptionally stylish with anything from a suit to jeans and a T shirt, it's warmer than anything and impossible to tear (comes in handy when fighting). Try to find one from WWII so you can have the real deal.

Don't:

Get those retarded faded jeans:

http://www.10001designerclothing.com/acatalog/dkny-mens-a.jpg

Look, it's quite obvious that you haven't had these lame ass jeans for 5 years. If you're buying pre-faded jeans you're not poor, so why try to look it?

[<KEY3>]

Faded Jeans Are For Assholes (http://maddox.xmission.com/jeans.html)

from 'Maddox':

Want all the charm and personality that comes with old faded clothing, but don't want to wait years for your clothes to become worn out? Don't worry because now you can buy all the personality and attitude you want by owning your own pair of poorly made pre-packaged faded jeans. Now all your friends will think you're cool and original because wearing faded jeans is the hip thing to do. Nevermind the piles and piles of used faded clothing you can buy at thrift stores for 1/50'th of the cost of new faded jeans. Your objective is to look cool and there's no better way than to buy new clothes that come worn out because it means that you can afford to piss away your money on stupid bullshit while people who wear naturally faded clothing usually do so because they can't afford new clothes.

Here's an idea: if you want to wear faded clothes so that you look like you can't afford new clothes, then why don't you buy real faded clothes from a thrift shop and give away the rest of your money to someone who will spend it on buying NEW clothes that they need instead, asshole?

I wouldn't even bitch so much if these new faded jeans didn't look like shit. Seriously, you can't wear stupid shit like this and not know that you're an idiot:

http://www.riojeans.com/rioCollectWeb/w2snpFadedFrontCU.jpg

Wow. How cool, a strip of white going down your pant legs. Too bad it looks like a phony piece of shit, much like the personalities of the people who wear faded jeans: fake. Quit buying this stupid bullshit. If you want faded clothes, search through your closet or at least buy the cheap stuff from thrift stores so you don't seem like as big of an asshole in front of someone who can't afford the luxury of blowing their money on worn out clothing.

[JohnnyLode]

http://www.designer-fashion-clothes-jeans-shoes-underwear.co.uk/designer-clothing/ladiesmoschinojeans.jpg

[DETO]

DO:
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/images/us/local/products/productsall/p107722c.jpg
(except for that gawd awful chain and lightning bolt)
DON'T:
http://pink-crew.skyblog.com/pics/5670064.jpg

deto/keep it classy
no ghetto gear!

[Nekro]

Originally posted by JohnnyLode@Oct 8 2004, 05:17 PM
http://www.designer-fashion-clothes-jeans-shoes-underwear.co.uk/designer-clothing/ladiesmoschinojeans.jpg
Quoted post

Uh god, no!

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[Swiffer Jet]

The colour pink is played.

[SpAdE7]

i think that the right person (guy) can pull off pink if it done in the right way, but look out, fuck up and then ur gay

[ElleGenie]

DON'T:


If you're going for the "I'm super famous and I'm trying to look humble by looking like I don't really give a fuck what I'm wearing" or the "I'm a bad girl with holes in my jeans" look
...there's just a line you don't cross..
these jeans are just fucking disgusting -they aren't cute...
this is just a trend gone wrong
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v457/elleacious/britjeans.jpg

[ODS-1]

http://media02.liquidblue.com/imagedb/accessories/_Medium/RETLBVDH16.jpg
DON'T

[shapes]

Originally posted by Swiffer Jet@Oct 9 2004, 03:22 PM
The colour pink is played.
Quoted post


pink is played, that shit is 3 years deep.
however, people are really sleeping on lavender
polo did it right last spring. it probably wont
blow up unless a rapper starts rockin it, but
thats better for me.

[MartySchemeR]

yo vice is the best non graff mag ever

[Nekro]

Can we please stop it with the fucking shemale animal pornography? You're not Makros.

[seeking]

if someone wants to lace me with some photos tomorrow. i would be happy to write shit that makes you want to pee yourself.

[<KEY3>]

FOR seeking.....
I'll just post the link,
you add the [img] to make them shine.


My Webpage (http://www.angelemma.com/gallery/customer/laurasm.jpg)
My Webpage (http://gnumonks.org/static/photos/laforge-lsm-kilt.jpg)
My Webpage (http://www.i-fur.com/images/fur_hat_mens_mountie.jpg)
My Webpage (http://www.yestheyrefake.net/marianne/perdiem2.jpg)

[DETO]

someone mentioned lavender, i was rocking lavender all summer, i even made a thread abot lavender on channel zero. and laely, i've been dressing like Carlton Banks, what!

deto/the real life Zack Morris, with the hott girl and all!

[Fabo 2]

everyone sleeps on carlton banks. he's only like 5 foot tall and still pier gal dem a stare


oh yeah I haven't got a pic but there are some very blatant rip offs of eine pfb's stickers on tshirts, get your own fucking ideas