[MY ROTTING LIVER]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...75&in_page_id=

"A man is accused of having sex with the carcass of a deer that he found lying beside the road – but his lawyer denies that he committed bestiality, on the grounds that a dead deer isn't an animal any more."

[PLEZO1SON]

F'S SUCK ON YOUR LIFE OF CRIME REPORT CARD. TRUST ME, I CANT EVEN GET A JOB AT A PIZZA HUT. BUT ARE YOU GOING TO GO TO PRISON? THEY EAT TWINKIES IN THERE!
NAW BUT REALLY, DID YOU TOUCH SOME LIL TWINKIES OS SUMUM?

[RathofGod]

plead the fif

or mexico

I would do that

[AyeBee]

I went through a real bad, and well documented funk in which I was super fuckin depressed, on a suicidal tip somedays.

I started just gettin wasted and wylin the fuck out with my team every day and night, which eventually helped me more or less get over it.

I mean, that shit got me into a ton of legal issues and as a result of how I started acting I'm now sitting in my sister's living room with an ankle bracelet on, but honestly its better than feeling like shit all the time

Although actually, aren't you feelin all depressed pretty much over gettin a felony? Listen man, I know the shit sucks and all but if you're gunna do something you should always be prepared for the consequences, no matter how rediculous they may seem

[freakeenyc]

join FIGHT CLUB.

[PerFuct]

Death by chocolate.

[krushnkill]

go on the motivation talk circut, tell people all ur problems and how much life sucked ( ie i spent 9 hours on 12oz i smashed broads till my dick was roar blah blah blah) this means you lay all ur problems out on them and feel good about it later plus, looks good in court too

[CALIgula]

no matter how bad it gets....theres always someone out there thats got it worse than you.

[TreSixO]

Originally Posted by booniesbomber (View Original Post)

wait it out man, shit will look better.

unless your felony is for something crazy like Assault and battery/ rape on a small child. or murder.... how bad can it be?

if you are facing a felony
focus 110% of your life on getting the best lawyer money can buy. Spend all spare time asking people who use lawyers who the best is, dont think expensive is better.

You can usually get them reduced, at least to class d or e, which are easy candidates for expungement 2 years down. If you cant beat the F, plea to a class d or e, work on an appeal, then an expungement if that doesnt work. It will cost you, but its worth it

[lord_casek]

kill a hooker or two.

[De sign]

Originally Posted by peyote (View Original Post)

Now, in strawberry!

looks like you could smoke it...
hmm try that.

[Fred Nurk]

do your best to not get convicted. But if you do and there's nothing holding you down. I'd honestly suggest hitch hiking to south america for a while. Travel could be really refreshing for you. And if you really want to, you can do it very cheaply.

[MitchThe$nitch]

Dam, Fred knows whats up...^^

Seriously though - if you can get out of that legal trouble somewhat, maybe things will start looking up. If not, start your own dog walking business or something /nobackgroundcheck

[MitchThe$nitch]

woot ^ 4000 post! I just noticed. LOSER

[dosa312]

Yeah... go with the lawyer thing... my little brother was looking at some federal charges for selling weapons, and he had a previous attempted murk conviction, so he takes all his dough and hires a female lawyer from the same firm that defended Joey "The Clown" Lombardo, and ends up only pulling a few years out at Hill Correctional, plus they counted all his holding time waiting in the county, so he'll probably be out next year. Spend everything you have on a great lawyer.

[EGG]

[R@ndomH3ro]

I vote stop crying and man up

people have been through worse homie...you will make it back

[TreSixO]

also I dont think your F's are as bad as the ones I beat - I got attempted vehicular homicide and felony evasion reduced to misdemeanors, and it cost me a shitload of money, headaches, stress, time, everything... seems like it almost cost me a few years off my timeline, but I feel for anyone going thru that for the first time because they just stack charges on you hoping you pick a Publik Pretender and lose in court and end up making the state or their private correction corp a load of cash since your life is now ruined...


the justice system is awesome, really

[Brickos]

Originally Posted by Brickos (View Original Post)

down for the title change...........

and again........

[hatetown]

I read somewhere that South America is where a majority of people wanted by the law go to to hide out and start a new life.

[twinky the kid]

LOL @ YOU NIGGAS.

[hatetown]

But, what happens if someone from South America is on the run?

I'm guessing they'd go to Antarctica. Its relatively close, and theres no police.

[-TORN-]

Work construction.


Come on man,

Watch girls pee or something.

[crackteeth]

Originally Posted by twinky the kid (View Original Post)

im hating my life right now.
mostly for dumb reasons.

mainly because i may become a convicted felon in a few weeks,
and im about to get fired from my job.

/no crybaby.

so ive decided to ask you assholes what i should do now.

when i got booked for my felony, i was in the newspapers and shit around the city, everyone knew about it, but they didn't do shit to me. and i work for the state. i guess it depends on the work. either way, if you got a PO, see if you can get a list of unions in the area. manual labor pays fucking good, and normally everyone there - even the bosses have a record.

[Aerosol Ruckus]

/wrists