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Default Re: Absinthe - 05-01-2012, 08:34 AM

"Legit absinthe"..."Costco"...same sentence. Ha.




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Default Re: Absinthe - 05-01-2012, 09:20 AM

we sold one absinthe that was labelled 'bitters' to bypass the 10mg/L thujone limit, it ended up being 30 mg/L, bought a bottle of it and did a large amount of shots. even with that i felt no dissociative effects and i ended up vomitting, shit is rough.

i tried some top shelf bohemian absinthe in Czech Republic, shit tastes fucking awesome but even so, none of the stuff they sold had a huge amount of thujone in it.

scientists did a mass spectrometry test on some seriously old absinthe form the 1800's, it was fabled to be around 250mg/L but was total bullshit. a tiny amount.




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Default Re: Absinthe - 05-02-2012, 08:53 AM

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yeeeeaaahhh.
I read that in the voice of the "Iron Man" intro. Sounded good
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Default Re: Absinthe - 05-14-2012, 09:06 AM

i drank absinthe at this chicks house. shes half micro. anyway.. i start tellin loads of offensive micronesian jokes and she ends up stormin out of her own house. i was too drunk to notice so i kept goin on with more jokes until a friend convinced me to shut up. havent drank absinthe since
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Default Re: Absinthe - 05-14-2012, 09:10 AM

holy shit you offended a girl who's half micro machine!? is her dad optimus prime or something?




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Default Re: Absinthe - 05-14-2012, 09:12 AM

you must have a trillion black jokes if you have a bunch of micronesian jokes in your arsenal




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Default Re: Absinthe - 05-14-2012, 09:21 AM

I Hear if you leave this stuff out in sun for 3 days, then let it sit under your bed(any other dark space) for an extra 2 days. You get the same effects!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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