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Re: The problems that arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina. -
05-15-2012, 04:03 PM
After she has gotten the abortion tell her to stop pulling your heart strings and that you were just scared and confused, your children would have been beautiful.
Re: The problems that arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina. -
05-15-2012, 04:08 PM
Rate thread 3 out of 5 stars. Even then only because he posted teh newdz. Would bang, assuming she doesn't have a hatchet face, wouldn't brag about it tho.
tough crowd here! i thought i had some winners. shes not fat just kinda flabby, like her skin feels loose or something lol. i would be a terrible father, i like to venture into freight yards at 3am and i drink high life like its water. i would probably feed my kid hot dog cereal. i thought at least the conan o brian in the year 3000 reference would bring me some lulz.
Re: The problems that arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina. -
05-15-2012, 07:55 PM
"According to Tom Leykis, a "Hail Mary" is a last ditch effort to NOT become a father you try your absolutely hardest to sound sincere. You tell the girl: You really want to start a family with her, but this isn't how you had planned it. Maybe if you could wait for a few years until you have a good job so it would be better for the both of you. You absolutely see yourself together with her until the end of time but you want the timing to be right. If she were to have the abortion now, you could have the chance to make everything right and perfect.
If she agrees, you drive her ass to the abortion clinic, pay for the procedure yourself and when all is done you take her to a McDonalds for an Egg McMuffin sandwich and dump her."
duh
meet me at the god hour, son!
olly olly oxen freeeeeeeeee
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Re: The problems that arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina. -
05-17-2012, 02:05 AM
So,
Did homeboy kick her in the stomach or did he acknowledge his uselessness in life and marry her and raise the next generation of below average kids who will vote for the person who is sponsored by the quaintest NRA bumpersticker?
she texted me last week saying she's doing good etc. and she's pregnant. due dates in about three weeks. i've been doing the math, but i have no idea exactly when it was we hooked up. i'm like 80 percent sure it should have been a month too early for the kid to be mine. i haven't just flat out asked her yet because my life will be pretty fucked if she says "i think it,s yours."
/fingerscrossed
edit* OP don't celebrate til she gets rid of that. and fuck the haters, this was a fun little thread.
two words for that worst case scenario ----- paternity test
Re: The problems that arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina. -
05-19-2012, 11:23 PM
well fuck i dont think im in the clear anymore. now this bitch is starting to get on my nerves.
she was at my friends house the other day (he smashed on her back in the day too, he sells weed to pastyflub)
while my friend said pastyflub was talking about me nonstop. asking if i had a new girl and thats why im dogging her. and other stupid clingy bullshit. she was talking how i fucked her all night or something (which i didnt i only fucked her for like an hour then bounced). im going to strangle her if i see her. i hate this bitch so much.
fuck now im wondering if she was joking about the pregnancy, or if she intends to keep it. im fucking clueless, she has family money so she doesnt need a job or nothing and could raise a kid. fucking scared man i keep seeing pregnant bitches and babies everywhere likes its some fucking sign from god or some shit.
she hasnt even asked me for the $$ for the abortion yet. we havent talked since i told her to fuck off.
Re: The problems that arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina. -
05-19-2012, 11:33 PM
I am giving props to this guy for being so damn stupid.
I am beginning to think that he should let the unborn live and the mom live, and kill himself. If one of the three has to die, I am not sure who would be the best one.
hahaha
Guerilla, please do not stop posting about this event because I am fucking with you. It is interesting and the more pics, the better.
Re: The problems that arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina. -
05-19-2012, 11:34 PM
Not that it really matters, but calling a girl "pastyflub" and all the other stupid shit you say makes you look like an insecure little faggot who has zero respect for women. I would be ashamed to have friends like you.
Not that it really matters, but calling a girl "pastyflub" and all the other stupid shit you say makes you look like an insecure little faggot who has zero respect for women. I would be ashamed to have friends like you.
AWW AWW DAMN
On the real though, you're trying goddamn hard to appeal to the "edgy" crowd in here...no one made you hit it.
that s*** is crazyy i wish i had sum s*** like dat jus wit out the mental incablaities nd the problems but he is a very intresting person EAST NEW YORK BROOKLYNNN
Re: The problems that arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina. -
05-20-2012, 02:46 AM
Couldnt tell, looked like shitty cell phone pics.
I might smash if she had, had fewer dicks in her cooter.
At first I thought this was going to be a thread about fucking a girl in the ass.
I was pissed at first, but the OP intro story was entertaining and this guys openess about his shitty
Trailer park boy-esque life problems is nothing short of hilarious to read over.
No victory dance till its all said and done, ask me how I know
Also im sure its been said by why are you even fucking sloppy 11ths homie?
Im grimey, but you're just desperate and bummy when it comes to women.
If this is real and you're not just trying to be THAT guy than I feel bad for you son..
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Im feelin like a couple pounds, you looking like some pesos, yo hambre para el queso, Richmond City lets go. If it's toe to toe, I swing like a Klitschko, Clint Eastwood if the clip blow, lickin on her clit just to be thorough;because I got more brothers than New York's got boroughs.
Re: The problems that arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina. -
05-15-2012, 04:03 PM
