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..the kind that make me look back and think.. about what my parents thought when I sang them.
I was sharing the ones I remembered with some friends the other day and figured y'all might have some too.
such as;
(In the Barney tune)
"Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination the only thing that's wrong with him is mental retardation"
there might have been more verses but that's all I remember.
Also;
(Ol' smokey tune)
""On top of the school house
all covered with blood
I killed my poor teacher with a 44 scud {i think it was}
I went to her funeral
she wasn't quite dead
I got my machine gun,
and blew off her head.
{or i got my laser and melted her head]
they sent me to prison
they sent me to jail
I grabbed a bazooka
and blew them to hell"
I don't know what tune this is to because I dont know musical stuff but
chorus:
bloody murder
bloody bloody murder
bloody murder this is how you play:
verse1
first you take your sisters hair then you tie it to a chair
throw the chair in the fire
then watch your sister expire
ooooooo
verse2
first you take a baseball bat
then you take a kitty cat
break the bat on the cat
now you've got a kitty splat
oooo
verse3
first you take your loving gran to a river with piran
{hello I forget the rest]
oooooo
then the alternate 'more clean' versoins
aggravation rehabilitation
aggravation
this is how you play
verse1
first you take a bowling ball
then you roll it down the hall
trip your dad
make him mad
oooo
verse2
first you take a garbage bag
then you put it on your head
go to bed
wake up dead
ooooo
verse3
first you take a garden hose
then you stick it up your nose
turn it on
then you're gone
ooooooo
espanish:
Me pica un huevo, me la rasqué
me pica el otro, me la chollé
me a una puta
me la culié
yo fui corriendo y no le pagué!
Una piedra en el camino,
me pegó donde yo orino
y me hizo
llorar y llorar
llorar y llorar...
(no recuerdo si había mas)
That's all I can remember for now; if more occur to me I'll toss 'em up
Michael Michael Motorcycle
Turn the key and watch him pee.
Turn it back
and watch him crap.
"Bump grimey ass seaside where I wasted my youth. Bump my uncle Tommy who's worked on the boardwalk for 25 years. Bump degenerates and bump being able to count on seeing a fight at any given time. Bump 3 brothers from Italy, and bump the fuck out of pregnant 12 year olds smoking cigarettes on the boardwalk and bump being spit on from the skylift. Damn, I miss a good old fashion white trash Seaside vacation filled with filth."
-wezzywez1
Yankee Doodle went to town a-ridin’ on a gopher
Bumped into a garbage can and this is what fell over:
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat, chopped up parakeet.
French-fried eyeballs rolling down the street.
Oops, I forgot my spoon!
So they gave me a split-splat, pus-on-top,
Monkey vomit and camel snot,
All wrapped up in birdie poo,
So eat it, 12 oontz, it’s good for you!
With vitamin C, and protein too
And don’t forget the doggie doo!
I've been called white so many times I'm starting to think it's true.
Childhood songs -
06-19-2012, 01:22 AM
