[grd]

If you drank proper tea I wouldn't heckle you...so it's all your own fault and he doesn't do the dishes Medicine, I wait on him and and foot.

I like to listen to Meatloaf and Queen really loud whilst I do housework and use the dyson as either a microphone or a guitar, depending on what's appropriate.

When on hold I sing along to the music they play. I quite often get caught out.

[Classified]

hahha, jerking off infront your dog man,.....
thats unwholesome

[tatanka]

ahaha totally misconstrude poor wording on my part as well

[theprotester]

I genuinely think I'm better than everyone else. Everyone.

[SMdoubleXL]

Originally Posted by grd (View Original Post)

I count people's fingers, and toes if I get the chance.....

im a counter bad especially fingers and toes. on people, movie posters, paintings, etc..

also ceiling tiles, floor tiles, patterns, usually anything that is more than 4, i will count.

i become extremely aroused around 1-2 in the afternoon. i can judge the time of day based on that alone. It doesn't matter where i'm at,or what i'm doing.

so needless to say around 2-3, you know what im doing. joke. usually

[aLBERThOFFMAN]

Originally Posted by SMdoubleXL (View Original Post)

i become extremely aroused around 1-2 in the afternoon. i can judge the time of day based on that alone. It doesn't matter where i'm at,or what i'm doing.

so needless to say around 2-3, you know what im doing. joke. usually

[Rolf Harris]

can't say i do this myself but a work colleague of mines says whenever he's shaggin' his wife from behind (who i presume he doesn't get along with because he works aboot 20 hours of overtime every week) he sticks his thumbs in his ear and waves his hands whilst pulling funny faces at the back of her head...

[tatanka]

Why can't I get a picture that meets the size requirements but fails to upload?

[YellowFever]

Originally Posted by grd (View Original Post)

I count people's fingers, and toes if I get the chance

This! Mainly with toes, based on the amount and the condition of toes I judge what type of person they are. Cheeto feet are everywhere.

[theprotester]

I don't know where in the fuck you people go where nobody has shoes on.

[eviltrailer77]

Flip-flops and open toed shoes abound, especially in the warmer months.

[theprotester]

Haha, I think deep down I just wanted someone to say 'flip flops'.

[Turtz]

write right handed but play sports left handed

thats probably not that #rare though..

read magazines back to front so i dont miss anything

[..romero..]

i think opening beer bottles with my teeth is hardcore. i know its not, but i still feel pretty badass when i do it. im working my way up to disposing of the bottles by breaking them over my head but it hasn't worked out that well so far.

[French Krump]

I put iPod earphones into my phone while I'm talking because I can't be fucked holding it against my ear.

[bobbie blowjob]

or you could pull your hands out of your pants