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Post 03-16-2006, 11:30 AM

So I went on a road trip recently.. I started out East and headed to the west coast for the first time in my life. So I'm in San Diego enjoying the sun and beach and staying at this international hostile . One day a couple guys from the hostile( a kid from saudi arabia, an australian and a jamaican) tell me that they're headed to Tijuana for the day.. it was a Friday btw. I was instantly down, having heard insane stories about tijuana: Whores, drugs, donkey shows, etc... I wanted the full border town experience. The dude driving was this rastafarian who worked at the hostile, so on the ride to the border he lit up a fat blunt. We reach the border and parked the car.. I'm fuckin baked. We walk across the border and into Mexico. I have $150 in my shoe. thats all my money for the rest of the trip ... the plan was to spend 40 bucks in mexico. Tijuana is fucking crazy, an instant culture shock. As soon as we got into mexico little kids ran up to me, dirty as hell begging for money.. People yelling at you from every direction trying to sell you shit. everyones after that American $$$. Well some shots and a bunch of coronas later we wonder down Revolution Ave to the "red light district" to check out some strip clubs. As we walk towards the red light district, whores start to appear on every corner winking at you, tugging on your shirt, "fucky, sucky! sucky fucky!" haha. Than the best street of all.. a street lined with hot chicks all in mini skirts. there had to be 100 or more chicks on both sides of the road. We went to this strip club called "Hong Kong." Had some more beers. Some of the girls were rediculously hot but they were 60 bucks a pop and i'm a cheap fuck. Well I'm now drunk and stoned, so i go outside and start inspecting the chicks on the street, one by one ... picking out the best. I walked up and down the street twice, carefully choosing. Ah, tuff decision. I finally picked my favorite, a petite chick with a fat ass and big tits. "sucky fucky.." she says. "how much?" "20 for me, 5 for the room." What a steal I thought! Chick brings me into a hotel.. i pay dude at the desk 5 bucks. she brings me to the room, theres porn playing on the tv! and the fucking begins. You get half hour for 25 bucks. I finish, try to start a quick conversation but she cant speak english for shit. I go back to the hong kong, more beers.. "Hey.. i'll fuck one more and thats it." I think to myself. So i go back to the strip and pick another girl. same deal. Than another and another! Well by the end of the night after some clubs, more beers and some serious banging, i was down to my last $20!! Ehh but it was worth it. My international friends and I, hours later, wondered back towards the good ol' USA. The Saudi kid was jumping up and down,"tonight, my friends, has been my best night while in this country!" He banged two whores and coulden't stop talking about it. He explained that in his country, if a chick has sex before marriage she gets stoned to death. On the way out some chick grabs me, "10 dolla, sucky fucky!" 10 fucking dollars??? I was tempted but resisted the offer. We stumbled back to the border and had to wait in line for 2 hours! What a bitch! Now im pretty much broke in San Diego.. I ended up sleaping on a roof for the next few days and eventually hitchhiking back east. That was a fucking crazy trip. Good times.

I'm already planning my next trip out there. 5 girls, me and a bottle of tequila

Any one else have mexico stories? Or whore stories?
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I hope you used a jimmy hat.




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Default 03-16-2006, 11:38 AM

That sounds fucking mad.

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Default 03-16-2006, 11:38 AM

fuck yeah
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Post 03-16-2006, 11:52 AM

what i would do with a G down there, bitches, yayo, bitches, yayo, cerveza, bitches yayo. and still come back with 200




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Default 03-16-2006, 01:05 PM

where are pics?

we don't wanna read about mexican whores/TJ/redlight
we wanna see it
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Post 03-16-2006, 01:12 PM

Get a real girlfriend
Spend your money on drink
not women with STI's




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Post 03-16-2006, 01:17 PM

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not women with STI's
I want to meet women with STI's!




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Default 03-16-2006, 02:12 PM

sexually transmitted intelligence.
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Post 03-16-2006, 02:13 PM

Sexually Transmitted Intelligence?

Motherfucker.... beat me to it.
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Default 03-16-2006, 02:18 PM

Sounds wild. I would get all drunk and smoked out, then pick up hot ass hookers and fuck them in their asshole and then cum in their eye.
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Default 03-16-2006, 02:24 PM

DOpe story....That's crazy though..I heard some shit on the radio the other day about Mexican prostitutes..That they're slipping some shit in your drinks so you could pass the fuck out and then they rob you. Good to see you did the dirt and made it out alright....
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Post 03-16-2006, 02:37 PM

Sorry nerds
Where I live they have changed it to Sexually Transmitted Infections.




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Post 03-16-2006, 03:15 PM

yo mathis

do you have your phone on or what? ive been trying to get in touch with you fool.

get at me
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Default 03-16-2006, 05:05 PM

in my country i am living many very poor one day i know that i am coming here to united state

and now i am living too many fancy


haha
not really

in mexico, everything out there is a scam
cops can be bribed, the weed sucks, the coke is cheap, and i remember all my cousins used to sniff paint thinner to get high,
you know how weed is big out here, like everyone does it? well thats how paint thinner is out there, well maybe not just paint thinner but inhalants and shit like that

tijuana is like dodge city, the cops are crooked as hell, and i dont mean that they just take bribes, if you rub them the wrong way you can end up digging your own grave out in the desert

oh and mexican whores are so dirty, drunk or not theres no way in hell i would have fucked even one.




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Default 03-16-2006, 05:15 PM

seriously my dude..

get the check up my dog




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Default 03-16-2006, 05:16 PM

fuckin word.

went to t.j. with a bunch of san diego beezelles, got in just about every club for free- they'd be like... "well he's with us and we're not leaving him". and them fucks down there will do anything to get 5 or 6 sluts in their club.

shit was bonkers- the most money i spent was tipping the bartenders, which was probably the best thing i could have done (always the first served). watched all these square ass broads let it all hang out since college was the first time daddy let them out past 11.

piled about 12 people into a makeshift taxi.
that morning i questioned why t.j. even had traffic lights.




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Default 03-16-2006, 05:16 PM

he hasnt gotten a check up?




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Post 03-16-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by symbols@Mar 16 2006, 09:05 AM
where are pics?

we don't wanna read about mexican whores/TJ/redlight
we wanna see it

exacto...
Im ready to see
Latino fever....




we dont fake it.. jus take it....
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Default 03-16-2006, 05:19 PM

oh youll see it allright...




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Default 03-16-2006, 05:22 PM

AND ps.
WHats with the "10 dolla, sucky fucky!"
thats like what they say in like
Thailand er VietCong...

TJ putas would be more like "quires mi panocha Gavachito"?
" I says, do tu, I mean YOU wanna fuck me white boy ey? come on, leetle american boy, only cinco dollares'....




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Default 03-16-2006, 05:48 PM

dangerous... id maybe bang one, and id be scared silly to do so, if i even did ONE...

youre a super freak. sound like my friends desperate ass.

hahaha

the only thing is, after he fucked his mexican whore, he was falling in love with her... kissing her on the lips an shit, knowing she be sucking dick

we made fun of that fool forever over that shit
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Post 03-16-2006, 07:10 PM

^^I guess "sucky fucky" has turned into an international saying. and yes i wore a jimmy hat!!
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Default 03-16-2006, 07:11 PM

my buddy got a hooker in guatemala for 3 bucks.
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Default 03-16-2006, 07:15 PM

you can go out and get a girl for free too.




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