I wanted to go to Prague.
I don't do much research before trips.
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
Walking over the border.
Crossing the border reminded me of Mexico in the sense that the entire border city was full of tiny stores that sold the most random selection of useless crap.
We bought provisions for the walk.
Next to the cash register were brass knuckles, lighters, knives, and a DVD of anal porn.
We opted for the brass knuckles for protection against gypsies.
The bus only came three times a day.
I told R@ndom we could walk to the train station.
We forgot to get Czech monies.
This was the train "station" we walked a million hours to get to.
We waited for the train.
They didn't take Euros.
We got kicked off.
Back to walking.
We decided to try to catch the bus so we didn't have to walk 2 hours uphill with no water.
The bus didn't even slow down and passed us.
At least the scenery was super beautiful.
We walked on the side of the road for about four hours.
We followed a stream about 1/2 of the way.
When we were dying of thirst, we decided to drink from the stream.
There was a chance we would get dysentery.
Crapping your pants is the one thing that can ruin any day.
Speaking of crapping your pants and the worst day ever.
We were riding our rented bikes around town.
There was suddenly a horrible stench in the air.
At first I thought it was a truck.
Then I noticed a dude walking funny.
And then I noticed that he had explosive shit stains down his pants legs.
It was one of the worst smells I have ever witnessed.
My camera was in my bag and I had to cross the street to get away from it, lest I would end up vomiting.
Either way, sucks for ol poop pants.
Back to pics.
Here's where it gets real awesome.
There was an abandoned factory next to a gas station when we got back to where we started.
We bought water and cookies and fueled up for some exploration.
This is what Eastern Europe is all about.
If you got a throat, I've got a knife.