Oregon man assaults girlfriend, murders fish. - THE WRITERS FORUM

Eaten By Wolves · (#1)

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/index...bation_fo.html

A 27-year-old Southeast Portland man who beat his ex-girlfriend and then stabbed her pet fish and left it impaled in her apartment has been sentenced to two years of probation and a psychological evaluation.

MrChupacabra · (#2)

"An attorney for Donald Earl Fite III said he didn’t want to talk about the details of the assault, but that stabbing the fish was “a very low point” in his client’s life."

Hahaha, so he feels worse about stabbing a fish than beating up his ex? Awesome.

Vulcan5 · (#3)

look at that nigga hahahahahha

he probly posts on here

francis buxton · (#4)

My favorite part:
"He grabbed her by the hair and threw her against the bathtub – ripping out her hair extensions and causing her to hit her head."

DGK404 · (#5)

Sounds perfectly sane to me. . . I mean if it went along the lines of Oregon man assaults fish, murders girlfriend. Then I would think this guy will probably rape me, chop me up, and put me in a bowl of chili.

DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER · (#6)

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Originally Posted by Vulcan5 (View Original Post)

look at that nigga hahahahahha

he probly posts on here

Ice Nerves · (#7)

Hell awaits

Cymatics · (#8)

"The judge also decided against banning Fite from having contact with fish"

this is like some shit you would see on The Onion

Oh Snafu! · (#9)

From what i understand, the fish had it coming.

odd.pr0ject · (#10)

the fuck haha

its a fish for fucks sake, who cares?!

richard nixon · (#11)

Is the fish ok?

paka · (#12)

I hope Kanye recovers.

...HSAMSnoytiC · (#13)

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Originally Posted by Vulcan5 (View Original Post)

look at that nigga hahahahahha

he probly posts on here

*PROTOCOL* · (#14)

Unless he sent that fish up in an oversized jiffy pop bag, I don't give a fuck.

TheoHuxtable.. · (#15)

yinz n'at · (#16)

"Donald bought the fish for me, and I'm sure he knew how much I cared for it."

Fite admitted to police that he killed the betta, saying, "If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish."

Deputy district attorney Eric Zimmerman told Judge Eric Bergstrom that the victim had requested restitution for an unusual reason – she wanted Fite to pay for a memorial tattoo she plans to get of the fish. The judge declined to order Fite to pay for the tattoo.

SpreadAIDS · (#17)

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Originally Posted by Oh Snafu! (View Original Post)

From what i understand, the fish had it coming.

Edward Orenthal Norton · (#18)

RIP Guppy

IrishCarBombs · (#19)

Too funny that nigga eastbay stabbed a fish

injury · (#20)

michael vick clearly influenced this man to kill his girlfriend's dog.

Ignition · (#21)

Maybe he ment to stab the girl and assault the fish

Pedro dePaca · (#22)

The judge also decided against banning Fite from having contact with fish, saying the stabbing was probably a one-time incident.

Fite misinterpreted what the judge had said, and appeared upset. "What? I'm not allowed to walk into a pet store?"

The judge repeated himself, to Fite's relief. "I'm not imposing that condition," Bergstrom said.

next time he's gonna stab a lizard. or a kitten.

**Santana Black&Mild** · (#23)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6PnNQMPP6A

Fish stabs back!

I never said I was cool. · (#24)

I bet that fish was a snitch and he was trying to silence him.

+WAR+ · (#25)

is stabbing the fish going to become a new slang term for beating y our girlfriend?

"Did you hear about marcus?"
"No what happened?"
"He beat the hell out of his girlfriend, put her in ICU"
"Damn that nigga really stabbed the fish!"