[CityonSMASH]

Originally Posted by LiliStCynical (View Original Post)

AB, i texted homegirl today but she didnt write back. lulz. she left super early in the morning because she got her period and had to go home.*****

USED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT

nbb is leaving out some key lulztastic points of the evening:
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i smashed petite blondey for a MINUTE, nbb and fatty had to listen to it all night long (not to mention, fatty had her kid sleeping on the ground of the room nbb fucked her in) , and in the morning nbb told me that fatty said "hes fucking her for forever, why dont you fuck me like that??!"

HAHAHAH.

he got the last laugh though because the faggot stole my goddamn coke when i was in the middle of smashing blondey. after i came, i was sooo stoked to do some blow, but couldnt find my pants, and i immediately knew what happened. stealin ass nigga. im not umad though.


***** if you cum inside of a girl, and she gets her period the next day, does that mean there is no chance of me getting her preggo? or is there more of a chance?

--dow

myyy nigga.

[TRANNYHANDJOBSONER]

oontz renaissance up in this bitch

[gasfacevictm]

Holy motherfuckery.

[FruityLexia.]

This might just be me i m not sure.

but i cant see a girl, all i see is some pale ass humping the grooves of a couch.

[Feed Yer Ego]

Originally Posted by Gat:Bush (View Original Post)

I like to fuck girls while they're wearing dresses/skirts.

And often I will wear a t-shirt.

Just so you know.

THIS.

[Crocodile Tears]

scandalousness everywhere on the oontz.

shit is completely saturated with piss schemes and affairs. 12 has officially popped the fuck off god bless all these internetz.

i think this is the first time i might slightly wish i lived in middle america to be a part of these deep fried country pooned affairs.

it might take me a few days but im going to prop everyone in this thread!!!.

[Crocodile Tears]

its funny i use to have a real life.

but this has totally sucked me in. i dont give a shit about the outside anymore, thank god i dont fuck w tinychat.

[BOATS N HOES]

Originally Posted by LiliStCynical (View Original Post)

i may be moving to the san diego area here really soon,


--dow

dude

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

Originally Posted by LiliStCynical (View Original Post)

(not to mention, fatty had her Kid sleeping on the ground of the room nbb fucked her in) , and in the morning nbb told me that fatty said "hes fucking her for forever, why dont you fuck me like that??!"

***** if you cum inside of a girl, and she gets her period the next day, does that mean there is no chance of me getting her preggo? or is there more of a chance?

--dow

[fat ralphy]

Fat Ralphy = Dow/NBB fan club president


Way better then the shitty VAJ thread...smashing with kids in the room, busting nuts in strangers during their most fertile moments....

WIN.

[Crocodile Tears]

hahahaha

i know what you mean, this thread has instant gratification, which creates contempt for an epic thread with a subtle punch to it rather then

KABOOM! Guess who's back in the room?
The nigga with the skills to talk a dyke out her womb
Soon, very soon, they'll recognize
Ain't none as vicious or swift on these bitches
Picture, runnin' your bust ass, succotash niggas
Who could get with the dog
Cuz I rip shit
Up!! lol

[UMAD.GIF]

you know what made the oontz pop off? It was the all expenses paid meetup. After that everything that followed was pure gold. Voltron save

[Chicken McFucketts]

who took the picture though

[JUST THE TIP]

NBB took the pic.

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

i need to be out there fuckin smuts with chirrens on the floor with yall niggaz. damm.

[Chicken McFucketts]

is this shit from tc or something? I mean... who flicks a dude's ass while he's pounding someone on a couch?
good for the luls though

[Swindle]

i fucked a girl in the back of my friends car while he sat outside watching american gangster on my ipod



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[Knee Grow Please]

wow

[nsmbfan]

Originally Posted by LiliStCynical (View Original Post)

he texted her earlier today and asked her if she knew how magnets worked and she said "lol like the metals stick together".

--dow

THIS

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

[pissdrunkswhat?]

HAHAHHAHAHA I JUST DIED READING DOW'S UPDATES
OH LORD.

TIMMY YOU SHOULD SLIP THE FAT CL SHIT IN THIS THREAD.

[skullnbones]

I like this thread. Much less soap opera than the Vaj thread. Keep it coming lads.

When do we get to see photos of the craigslist stinker?

[Manute Bol]

[MrChupacabra]

This thread rules. Dow for president.

[SwampFightOner]

God I hate that cunt haha