Originally Posted by Butter_Milkshake
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I got a question for the dudes with girlfriends or wifeys. Does your girlfriend get pissed when you look at porn, or even the thread on here with all the fine girls? Also, do you ever beat off in bed when they are next to you sleeping?
If she doesn't know I'm looking, there is no need to tell her.
Re: beating off in bed - 2 days ago I woke up with my usual morning wood and decided I should really take care of business to help me fall back asleep.
As I started, wifey says "Trying to be sneaky eh!?"
I replied with "No. Just didn't want to wake you babe."
She said "Well, I gotta pee." Got up and went to the bathroom.
I thought she was kinda pissed, but I had a job to do, so got back to it, finished up super quick, rolled over and closed my eyes.
She came back and to my surprise gets back in bed and proceeds to grab my pecker.
"Oh, looks like you are done!" she says disappointed.
She jumps out of bed and gets ready for work.
I fall back asleep.
I don't know if it was the best ending, but it was a happy ending.