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(COW) "...Fuck, he's gonna make jerky out of me isn't he!?!?"
*fixed
i'll smack the fuckin molder teeth out your mouth. Graffiti while shopping,yes ,you can . 12ozprophet wanted the eyeballs.....Bob Luby 4 lyfe. Dont knock crack till you tried it. 200CARROTS
white people painting terrible graffiti on white trains. thats the real issue here.
----lowfatmilk
watch your mouth newb... this dudes in a pickup truck filled with loads of ammunition, construction supplies AND he's in tko? WB is obviously a crazed mexican daylaborer/cartel member..regardless im almost positive he's mexican and therefore should not be fucked with.
romero
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These posts - you guys keep me going, seriously. I get so little humor in my daily enterprises. Except for last night, when I came home to a skunk on my porch. We had a little standoff, but I held my ground and he scuddle-waddled off. I didn't think much of it until, by God's honest truth - I realized I had left the deer head on my back porch. I walked back outside, at this point an hour or so later, and - Fucking gone. With no trace. It had been snowing hard since I arrived at home. Sooooo, I am going to track it down tomorrow or when the snow abates. It must have weighed twenty pounds! And it had those antlers...how in the world. Anyway I will re-double my efforts as I am sure he could not have drug it into a skunkhole so it's probably not far from the house. Until a coyote or snowdog comes and scoops it up. Alas....
It was a litttttle bit crunchy. But now I know EXACTLY how long it takes to char some meat beyond palate. I still ate it all though. I wouldn't have shared it. But now I'm pretty happy with the idea. So anyone who would like some venison jerky, let me know via mailbox.
Fourth package today! Thank you!!! YOu will be recieving a likewise recourse in the mail + Jerky of course.
Looking forward to hearing back from yall. Thanks to all the props - I just realized you can read what people say and see that they give you props in the control panel - ah! Thanks!
These posts - you guys keep me going, seriously. I get so little humor in my daily enterprises. Except for last night, when I came home to a skunk on my porch. We had a little standoff, but I held my ground and he scuddle-waddled off. I didn't think much of it until, by God's honest truth - I realized I had left the deer head on my back porch. I walked back outside, at this point an hour or so later, and - Fucking gone. With no trace. It had been snowing hard since I arrived at home. Sooooo, I am going to track it down tomorrow or when the snow abates. It must have weighed twenty pounds! And it had those antlers...how in the world. Anyway I will re-double my efforts as I am sure he could not have drug it into a skunkhole so it's probably not far from the house. Until a coyote or snowdog comes and scoops it up. Alas....
This story sounds familiar...
ghostdog.jpg
Jerky looks great.
*edit..
uhhh,
On second...he says it is venison, but can you really trust mystery meat in the mail from KIR?
It was a litttttle bit crunchy. But now I know EXACTLY how long it takes to char some meat beyond palate. I still ate it all though. I wouldn't have shared it. But now I'm pretty happy with the idea.
Could be the ultimate troll?
i'll smack the fuckin molder teeth out your mouth. Graffiti while shopping,yes ,you can . 12ozprophet wanted the eyeballs.....Bob Luby 4 lyfe. Dont knock crack till you tried it. 200CARROTS
Re: Travel Log - 2011 - USA -
11-20-2011, 01:00 AM
KIR,
damn dude i would be bummed if the rack of the first deer i shot went missing, i hope you find that head even if just the rack. first snow is awesome, im sure its even more awesome in the middle of no place in a cabin. hope you have lots of fire wood! my fireplace has been on blast for the last few weeks....
KIR,
damn dude i would be bummed if the rack of the first deer i shot went missing, i hope you find that head even if just the rack. first snow is awesome, im sure its even more awesome in the middle of no place in a cabin. hope you have lots of fire wood! my fireplace has been on blast for the last few weeks....
this! fucking KIR, 0 for 2 on the skull keeping if memory serves correct.
gonna have to start stringing them shits up some place ghostdog can't get em.
Lurking Hard, Hardly Lurking.
***Hunnit K Diamond Club. Brutal Sexy Mans. D.G.S.***
- we're all grouped into the same category, dodging the same thing, and all trying to accomplish the same goals regardless of personal preferences and individual motives...
Task: Graffiti is the coolest way to ruin your life. Its really bad for you and makes you crazy. Its real fun.
KIR,
damn dude i would be bummed if the rack of the first deer i shot went missing, i hope you find that head even if just the rack. first snow is awesome, im sure its even more awesome in the middle of no place in a cabin. hope you have lots of fire wood! my fireplace has been on blast for the last few weeks....
I kind of got over it after a few minutes. He's back in the forest where he is doing more good than i could have with him
That being said, I have not so little care of it that I did not conspired to track down the thief.
I could not locate his tracks in the aftermath of the theft - and it was fresh snow - a most interesting mystery! Hath he wings? Hath he covered his tracks with fresh snow? Hath he waddled only in the divots of my boot path?
I endeavored to discover him!
The next night, I left some meat in the same place as the head was, or at least near. (the head was on a shelf).
It was gone in the morning. Still no tracks.
So today I put the same amount of tendons/fat/bloodshot meat in a bundle, tied to rope, nailed to the porch. My logic is thus: Realizing the availability of meat, he will return, and finding it unsuitable to consume on the spot, will drag his treasure to his den, whereabouts I will find the skull (pending it has not been taken by a wolf or bear).
Then, when he gets to the end of the rope he will have to eat it there, or abandon it. Thus leaving a direct line pointing from my porch to his den, providing that he does not return the string to the porch, which I would not put past him, crafty fellow that he is.
I await the morning with great relish.
Last edited by Keepitrail : 11-21-2011 at 11:46 PM.
Studying the patterns of deer in the field adjoining my house. (not to hunt, as I've got that taken care of - but to know for the future and by the way, If anyone is in need of good reading, I suggest Tom Brown Jr's The Tracker. It will put you in a fever.
i'll smack the fuckin molder teeth out your mouth. Graffiti while shopping,yes ,you can . 12ozprophet wanted the eyeballs.....Bob Luby 4 lyfe. Dont knock crack till you tried it. 200CARROTS
I ahve been invited to attend a most gracious meal with a certain member of the 12oz community, which I look forward to with great delight! Thank you, my dear, and see you soon!
So many great packages so far! I am working on my replies - one of you I have sent already - thank you! Such great excitement every morning when I see that little lady drive by my house and stop at my mailbox instead of driving onward.
Thank you for my packages so far - - they have been wonderful. Be on the lookout for return correspondence - I am fitting together a bundle of replies that I will mail this week.