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**Back In 88** · (#151)

LOL PROP ME BR0

Fuck just bumped the page best come up with something better than just a Costanza wink.
The most common side effect of dyslexia is sex daily.
See what I did there?

eviltrailer77 · (#152)

I didn't watch the videos, I don't click YouTube links on the oontz. I learned that lesson the hard way.

So my comment was just based on what you said. Jail don't impress me in the slightest. The second a motherfucker tries to throw jail time around like a set of credentials, I know they are all talk.

Inappropriate_Responder · (#153)

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Originally Posted by forsit (View Original Post)

I forgot how corny 90% of the oontzers are on here.

**Back In 88** · (#154)

I met a bloke who spent 2 months in prison and tried to tell me he'd lived enough for a 50 year old, he was 19 at the time.
I think he had a misconception as to how much butt sex the average 50 year old has had.
His girlfriend is ugly as fuck.

bigdoughnut69 · (#155)

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Originally Posted by eviltrailer77 (View Original Post)

How is that a jackpot? Obviously you wouldn't be all that smart if you ended up in jail. Last time I checked the goal is to pull off said fraud/scam and retain freedom and acquired currency.

Eastwood's brother was/is Mega-baller who intentionally went to the pen (even though he couldn't

control himself) play ball with Pablo (Even though he's dead),

have fun, and get a master's degree in Neuro-prenatal-surgery.

Now he's livin in Monaco with Hustler bitches. Everyone else is faggot.

Jackpot

**Back In 88** · (#156)

Case in point:
In Blow, JD went into jail with a masters in weed and came out with a PhD in cocaine

Realism · (#157)

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Originally Posted by Back In '88 (View Original Post)

LOL PROP ME BR0

We used to have a couple enormous prop-for-prop circle jerk threads a few years ago when they brought props back.

I don't fuck with em...prop for prop threads...THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE

**Back In 88** · (#158)

Oh damn, then you probably shouldn't peep the new thread I made.
It may make UMAD

Drue_Down · (#159)

^^^^
Actually, it just shows how retarded you are since member status is based on post count, not reputation.

**Back In 88** · (#160)

Knew I should've consulted the instruction manual before I took it upon myself to become a senior member.
At least I can admit when I'm wrong.
I feel like I've let everyone down, could you ever forgive me?
Maybe take a peek at the burners and style thread. That's where I put in most work...
Be kind

NightmareOnElmStreet · (#161)

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Originally Posted by injury (View Original Post)

gayest thread of 2012 so far.

c0-SANG

Dildo_one · (#162)

if this is the gayest thread in history, where's DOA then?

Feed Yer Ego · (#163)

guess what daddy's bringing home for supper

**theprotester** · (#164)

Did you know that the closest linked animal to the Hippopotamus is the Whale?

eviltrailer77 · (#165)

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Originally Posted by Dildo_one (View Original Post)

if this is the gayest thread in history, where's DOA then?

He stopped in a couple pages back, so the prerequisite of fail are filled.

CILONE/SK · (#166)

Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say
You know those damn kids drive me crazy every day
But all I ever think is something to complain...
And I wish that they would all just go away
'Cause all I really want is to be just like them
Just wanna be just like them...
Just wanna be just like them...
Just wanna be them.

Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say
If you forgive me I'll be getting on my way
And I forgot the whole damn point of this whole song
And I'm complaining now, complaining for so long...
For so long...
For so long...
I really want all those things that I can't have
All I really want is to have you so bad.

Hey, Those stupid kids have really gotten out of hand
And now I think it's time we all take up a stand
And then together we will raise our voices high...
Our voices high...
Our voices high.

Hey, though at this moment I can't think of what we'd say
I guess we really want to be just like them...
Just want to be just like them...
Just want to be just like them.

Hey, I've really thought a thousand times about this day
I've been expecting it in each and every way
The possibilities preoccupy my mind
And I'm so fortunate to be so very kind...
So very kind...
So very kind.

What I really want is all those things that I can't have
What I really want is to have you so bad
I'm so jealous I can barely see straight from my head
And it burns from the inside 'til I wish I was dead.

Please, mama don't be angry with me.
Please, papa don't be angry with me.

And I'm so sick and tired of all those stupid things you say
And this monkey sitting on my back won't go away
And I'm standing here with my dick in my hand
Waiting for an invitation to the promised land.

Please, mother don't be angry with me.
Please, father don't be angry with me.

Hey, I've got a commentary without much to say
And all those damn kids drive me crazy every day
But all I ever think is something to complain...
To complain...
To complain.

Hey, I really wish that they would all just go away
'Cause all I really want to be just like them
Just wanna be just like them...

And I'm so sick and tired of all those stupid things you say
And this monkey sitting on my back just won't go away
And I'm standing here with my dick in my hand
Waiting for an invitation to the promised land.

Please, mother don't be angry with me.

LUGR · (#167)

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injury · (#168)

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Originally Posted by NightmareOnElmStreet (View Original Post)

c0-SANG

12packprophet · (#169)

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Originally Posted by forsit (View Original Post)

I got a new charge, got PR'd the next day, had to go to court for a probation review/for that charge, they got tired of me fucking up on probation so they revoked my probation time and gave the rest of it to me as jail time with 1/3 good time. what was confusing to you?

You got PR'd on your 6th PO violation???

Then closed out all your cases???

The fuck???

12packprophet · (#170)

Quote:

Originally Posted by eviltrailer77 (View Original Post)

How is that a jackpot? Obviously you wouldn't be all that smart if you ended up in jail. Last time I checked the goal is to pull off said fraud/scam and retain freedom and acquired currency.

Since when does educated automatically = smart?

I know some "educated" people who are fucking idiots when it comes to real life.
And vice versa.

gasfacevictm · (#171)

DA0...not fer nuthin', but he didn't mention education in that quote.

eviltrailer77 · (#172)

Not a word about education, 8 times out of 10 shit you learn out of a book doesn't really help you in the day to day real world (with the obvious exception of tech manuals etc). Knowing the plight of the underclass in Czarist Russia wouldnt help anybody make it thru the day, and it surely wouldn't help a motherfucker with a hustle. Education can be bought, but smarts are 50% inborn & 50% earned.

The two are not mutually exclusive, but hardly related.

forsit · (#173)

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Originally Posted by 12packprophet (View Original Post)

You got PR'd on your 6th PO violation???

Then closed out all your cases???

The fuck???

None of my crimes are violent really. My other violations were like dirty UA's, not enough AA meetings, etc. This was only my 2nd violation for getting a new charge whilst being on probation. The first one was graffiti, the second was "Complicity". Plus, the city where the court is out of has a fucking full ass jail. They PR people that aren't flight risks/have petty ass crimes. Yes, I know I lucked the fuck out haha.

**theprotester** · (#174)

Hahahaha.

RIPS · (#175)

http://youtu.be/zTsl9l1_97o