[Feed Yer Ego]

Originally Posted by Realism (View Original Post)

Human shit and graffiti is a heady mix.

when i'm winter painting and there's still leftover snow on the ground

i love to take a break from painting and shit in that snow

then cover said shit in the snow, with some more (clean) snow

don't worry about it

















but yeah i don't like it, but i have to shit in public restrooms like every day

[john_gacy]

VFOR, I'm guessing you either never went to jail before or else you held your shit like you were George Costanza going to India. As I've said before, it's always better to play on home court then having to play an away game. That being said, I do enjoy taking a shit outdoors if no one is around, but will be to find it later. Left one on home plate before. Notice how a turd taken outside the bowl doesn't hold it's shape as much?

[john_gacy]

Originally Posted by Fist 666 (View Original Post)

try taking a dump in an mre bag doing 45 down afghani highways while squatting inside a stryker, hoping your driver doesn't have to hit the brakes or that you don't hit an ied...

The spoils of war

[Realism]

JAIL CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER I CAN POOP IN FRONT OF OTHERS

I CAN TELL U R A FAG BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T MASTERED THE ART OF JAIL ZEN SHITTING

Zero interest in going to jail or being able to shit while someone else watches.

[vanfullofretards]

Originally Posted by john_gacy (View Original Post)

VFOR, I'm guessing you either never went to jail before or else you held your shit like you were George Costanza going to India.

Why?
I never said I couldn't shit in public.

[injury]

Shit anywhere and everywhere. Write in stall. Move on.

Shit at work. Free money.

[UMAD.GIF]

I'm lactose intolerant and went to public high school, so there is no public bathroom worse than what I already went through


*EDIT

Including Jail - at least the stalls got cleaned there

Also I have shit on the side of the interstate...

[RIPS]

i hate public bathroom with tiny holes drilled on the wall and there is somebody on the other side not making any noise

[Pet]

Free Toiletseat?

[MOOGLE?]

take it you are one of "those" people that cant get it up without sound

[HUSK]

Originally Posted by Realism (View Original Post)

JAIL CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER I CAN POOP IN FRONT OF OTHERS

I CAN TELL U R A FAG BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T MASTERED THE ART OF JAIL ZEN SHITTING

Zero interest in going to jail or being able to shit while someone else watches.

why does everyone think people just sit in a cell and stare at whichever one is shitting . LOLOLOL.

[RIPS]

standard setup



the paper on the water is fundamental to avoid any backfire

[Realism]

Originally Posted by HUSK (View Original Post)

why does everyone think people just sit in a cell and stare at whichever one is shitting . LOLOLOL.

Zero interest in shitting in front of people*

No thanks

[RIPS]

http://youtu.be/BBjiY56plus

[MedicineCabinet]

Originally Posted by RIPS (View Original Post)

standard setup



the paper on the water is fundamental to avoid any backfire

this

great symmetry, by the way

[HUSK]

I put a shitload (pun intended) of toilet paper in the toilet itself, so when i poo the turd has a cushion, because when i don't do this. The toilet water splashes back up all over my butthole and nuts. The worst. God knows what kind of gross bacteria is lingering in the toilet, and now just got on my nuts.

[RIPS]

the front paper to avoid the dick to touch the bowl

[Poop Shoot]

Originally Posted by MedicineCabinet (View Original Post)

poop shoot - i see you lurking

opinions?

when i was a kid i used to hate shitting in public, but around the time i turned 12 or 13 i started pushing out some monstrous bangers that had a hard time flushing down the shitter at home (which was pretty robust) and caused some unfortunate situations

for example i remember visiting my grandparents who i didn't see but once a year and shitting upon arrival (because, cross country flight, and of course i wasn't about to shit in the airport or the plane) and later on the toilet wouldn't flush and grandpops had to work some magic with a wire hanger to get it unclogged and he pulls me aside and gives me the business, "that was a huge shit - that didn't HURT?"

so i began to embrace shitting in public to avoid clogging my toilet or other peoples'now that i'm older and eat a more well-rounded diet, the giant sausage loaves aren't much of an issue anymore, but i'm at peace shitting anywhere, as long as the seat is clean and dry.

[Realism]

"Pushing out monstrous bangers"

"Sausage loaves"



Swear that I'm 3 years old when it comes to shit humor, and probably always will be

[injury]

Originally Posted by MedicineCabinet (View Original Post)

this great symmetry, by the way

Originally Posted by HUSK (View Original Post)

I put a shitload (pun intended) of toilet paper in the toilet itself, so when i poo the turd has a cushion, because when i don't do this. The toilet water splashes back up all over my butthole and nuts. The worst. God knows what kind of gross bacteria is lingering in the toilet, and now just got on my nuts.

princesses

toilet water is clean BTW. splashback is clean water. i always thought it was refreshing

[Fist 666]

not necessarily.

you ever leave racing stripes in the bowl? i sure do. especially now that i've embraced the glory of twice daily metamucil. or those little bits of corn or bell pepper skin that just don't go down? or had a total blowout that sprays the entire inside of the bowl brown (defying physics) that doesn't flush clean?

splashback fear is totally legit imo

[MedicineCabinet]

if you wouldnt drink it, its not clean... i mean, its tap water, yeah - but its tap water touching all kinds of shit. id rather be a toilet princess than a street prince with da aids

i was once pissing in a YMCA & saw how the janitor cleaned the toilet seats... he was mopping up all the scust off the surrounding floor, then just took that same mop head & wiped the seats clean. f touching that

[MedicineCabinet]

Originally Posted by Poop Shoot (View Original Post)

when i was a kid i used to hate shitting in public, but around the time i turned 12 or 13 i started pushing out some monstrous bangers that had a hard time flushing down the shitter at home (which was pretty robust) and caused some unfortunate situations

for example i remember visiting my grandparents who i didn't see but once a year and shitting upon arrival (because, cross country flight, and of course i wasn't about to shit in the airport or the plane) and later on the toilet wouldn't flush and grandpops had to work some magic with a wire hanger to get it unclogged and he pulls me aside and gives me the business, "that was a huge shit - that didn't HURT?"

so i began to embrace shitting in public to avoid clogging my toilet or other peoples'now that i'm older and eat a more well-rounded diet, the giant sausage loaves aren't much of an issue anymore, but i'm at peace shitting anywhere, as long as the seat is clean and dry.

pooberty

[Back In 88]

Man I love a good public toilet. Coat that shit in toilet paper and half fill the bowl, it's like sitting on a luxury toilet paper pillow lined throne.
Then you go to town and don't need to worry if that shit won't flush... it ain't your problem!!!

www.moviepoopchute.com

[HUSK]

this is what happens in prison.. with poo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ6Q9RsbXUQ