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Default joke joke - 06-11-2001, 04:38 AM
whats the one thing better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics?


not being retarted!!

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Default 06-11-2001, 05:52 AM
awwwwwww. i laffed then relized i only got silver last year.
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Default 06-11-2001, 05:54 AM
Haha...I've heard that on this forum before, but it's still funny.
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Default 06-11-2001, 07:26 AM
man thats fucked up!
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Default 06-11-2001, 07:37 AM
whats the best part of fucking a infant?
hearing the pelvice(sp?) crack.

someone else told this one here and it made me cringe, but its funny
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Default 06-11-2001, 05:43 PM
how do you make a baby cry twice??

wipe your bloody cock all over its teddy bear


whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

i don't have a cadillac in my garage
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Default 06-11-2001, 07:37 PM
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how do you make a baby cry twice??

wipe your bloody cock all over its teddy bear

What..?
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Default 06-11-2001, 07:46 PM
Quote:
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whats the best part of fucking a infant?
hearing the pelvice(sp?) crack.

someone else told this one here and it made me cringe, but its funny
Sick shit bro- Even sicker:
Whats 1 good thing about being a pedophile?
Their little hands make your small cock seem so much larger!
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Default 06-11-2001, 07:58 PM
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Originally posted by knowlej:
how do you make a baby cry twice??

wipe your bloody cock all over its teddy bear


whats the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

i don't have a cadillac in my garage

hahahahahahahahahaaaaahahahahahahaha
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Default 06-11-2001, 09:01 PM
whats the worst part about having sex with an 8 year old?

Cleaning the blood out of the clown costume
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Default 06-11-2001, 09:05 PM
you fuckers. i posted all those jokes!

special olympics, the pelvis, the clown, making your dick look bigger..
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Default 06-11-2001, 09:51 PM
I got dead babysoon to be dead baby jokes on lock...
Temp Name ... you made it cry once when u fucked it, then you made it cry again when you wiped your bloody dick on its teddy bear...

what did the pedaphile say when he got out of prison?

boy.. i feel like a kid again!


whats the difference between acne and a pedaphile?

acne waits till your 12 to cum all over your face
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Default 06-11-2001, 09:53 PM
oh my god....you sick fucks......

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Default 06-11-2001, 11:08 PM
hahahahaha thats awesome...

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Default 06-12-2001, 12:39 AM
okay okay i got one...

Why aren't there any portericans on star trek?

Because they dont work in the future either.

i think i told that one before.

Okay heres one.

Why are british people so ugly?

because their teeth are all jacked up.

HAHAHAHA

i just made that last one up on the spot.
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Default 06-12-2001, 03:18 AM
leave the jokes to those that aren't retarded there mr. yuck
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Default 06-12-2001, 03:42 AM
A man walks into a car service station with his steeling wheel hanging out of his zipper.

The man working in the garage says "Hey buddy. You've got a steering wheel hanging out of your crotch."

The man says, "Yeah I know. It's been driving me nuts all fucking day."
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Default 06-12-2001, 03:59 AM
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okay okay i got one...

portericans

one what? brain cell you stupid fuck.
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