[beerad632]

Originally Posted by iloveboxcars (View Original Post)

while your woman is in the kitchen (heh)
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LOLz.....

[pissdrunkswhat?]

i love fuckin


but gettin heads the best...

[beerad632]

^cO-si9ned...

[barbara walters]

its all about the churro (kinda like the sandpiper i guess..)

its when yur fuckin a female on the beach....u pull it out, dip it in the sand and put it back in her vagine!!! yee!!!





or................... the peter parker...

thats when your jacking off..bust on your hand and throw it on her forehead like so....

[Frate_Raper]

i love the half hour of sobbing after the 3 mins of awkward intercourse

[Spring Break '92]

I like to fuck a bitch from the back and watch her ass shake.

[R. Kelly]

Originally Posted by edoggg (View Original Post)

thighs to shoulders

I would give you props if I had the liberty right now.

[cheeze]

doggystyle
nd puttin all my balls in them bitches mouff .! !

[dowmagik]

Originally Posted by iloveboxcars (View Original Post)

the water/glass trick i told soup about awhile ago.

i gave it a shot last night, but i introduced a stun gun as punishment if she spilled any water. once she heard the KUH-T-T-T-T-T of the stungun, she flipped!! literally jumped onto my bed and started screaming like i was about to murder her. she was so scared of it, i didnt have the heart to zap her.

[Realism]

My favorite part is usually when it puts the lotion on its skin.

Which it does whenever it's told.

[dowmagik]

what about when u check the pulse and the absence of a beat reminds you of how truly powerful you really are?

[Realism]

Well, that just serves to remind me why I play the game.

[Aumstarsbcf]

Cleveland steamroller.

[MrChupacabra]

Originally Posted by dowmagik (View Original Post)

i gave it a shot last night, but i introduced a stun gun as punishment if she spilled any water. once she heard the KUH-T-T-T-T-T of the stungun, she flipped!! literally jumped onto my bed and started screaming like i was about to murder her. she was so scared of it, i didnt have the heart to zap her.

this is amazing.

[Enmity]

Originally Posted by Spring Break '92 (View Original Post)

I like to fuck a bitch from the back and watch her ass shake.

simple and effective

[iloveboxcars]

Originally Posted by MrChupacabra (View Original Post)

this is amazing.

yeah that is pretty funny.

[x5v1s]

to give ..
2 in the pink and 8 in the stink .. i dont play
to recieve
..just some good ol fashioned DOME

[EastHastings]

with her mom involved.

[lovestick]

Pink sock.

[fishsticks]

^^ yes.
haha

[ayeplus]

cum n' er eye

[Schnitzel]

I miss my old girl she loved to give head in the great outdoors.
preferably on a hike for a day, with a slight risk of getting caught.

and since I enjoyed the great outdoors even before this discovery it worked out really well.

god I miss her
but only for that reason

[LGBLGB]

Originally Posted by DIRTY D (View Original Post)

getting my dick suck while i play nazi zombies

funniest shit i seen on here! ive actually got head playin that shit too

[thehomie]

dome

[c-walk]

Originally Posted by Spring Break '92 (View Original Post)

I like to fuck a bitch from the back and watch her ass shake.

It's not good unless her ass has good recoil.