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Default so today some jailbait begged to suck my penis - 04-06-2004, 02:55 PM

I was walking home from university, sleep deprived and bitter, when some random young girl stopped me infront a bunch of her friends. Our conversation went roughly as follows

her: Hi
me: hello
her: how are you?
me: ok thanks
her: so um how old are you?
me: 20, why ? do you want me to buy you some ciggerettes or something?
her: no, I'm just saying hi
me: well... hi
her: so , will you fuck me ?
me:
her:
me: its a nice thought, but no, not right now
her: well, can I atleast suck you penis? please?
me: I'm pretty small, the chances are your already sucking my penis and just don't know it * phone rings*
her: is that your girlfriend ?
me: no, actually its my dad... so shut up while I talk to him
her: *shuts up*
me: *finishes talking and hangs up*
her: so um, can we atleast swap numbers so I can suck your penis another time?
me: look, this has been fun, but I'm really tired and this joke is getting old.. I'm going to go, have a nice night.
her: I CAN"T BELIEVE YOUR LEAVING ME !!! AFTER ALL WE"VE BEEN THROUGH *pretends to cry*
me: *laughs and walks off*

I'm used to being the one doing random and immature things. It was a pleasant change being the victim.

If any of you have similar stories where you have done / been subjected to random behaviour feel free to share.
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Default 04-06-2004, 02:58 PM

you snoozed asshole. *just kidding. most men would probably have given in to it. how old 15? 14? if you were mexican you would marry her. but when will you ever get the opportunity again to have a girl offer you a bj?
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Default 04-06-2004, 05:46 PM

u suck dude...turnin down sum pussy and tellin her u got a small penis

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Default 04-06-2004, 05:51 PM

that girl probably had a horrible std, better to have just walked away.
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Default 04-06-2004, 06:22 PM

i find it hysterical that she was refering to it as penis and not cock or dick...
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Default 04-06-2004, 07:21 PM

should of got the hummer.




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Default 04-06-2004, 08:56 PM

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how old 15? 14? if you were mexican you would marry her.
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Default 04-06-2004, 09:03 PM

too funny.

it would have ended one of these ways:

a) you pull it out and she yells somehting like 'BUUURN!' and all her friend laugh.

you pull it out and her actualy 28 year old hick boyfriend beats your ass.

c) you pull it out and the cops sting you

d) you pull it out, she does the deed, then stalks you untill you're dead.




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Default 04-06-2004, 09:54 PM

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that girl probably had a horrible std, better to have just walked away.
are you kidding, thats all the more reason to stay, i mean you only live once..




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Default 04-06-2004, 10:00 PM

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are you kidding, thats all the more reason to stay, i mean you only live once..
herpes for all!


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Default 04-06-2004, 10:36 PM

i would have pulled it out and been like "do your thing girl..."

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Default 04-06-2004, 10:46 PM

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i would have pulled it out and been like "do your thing girl..."

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Default 04-06-2004, 10:56 PM

on a related note :

walking home from this jam , some guy , yes guy was walking with what i thought was his gf , and i was with my gf . when as we passed each other the GUY was like ill suck ur cock . needless to say i was disgusted and embarassed and just continued walking .




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Default 04-07-2004, 12:37 AM

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u suck dude...turnin down sum pussy and tellin her u got a small penis

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Default 04-07-2004, 01:03 AM

Once when i was partying in L.A. this fag came up to me and said "You wanna come back with me to my place, fool around, do some coke?"


"Ah......no." and walked away

I think i subject folks to far more random behaviour than i actually recieve
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Default 04-07-2004, 02:31 AM

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Default 04-07-2004, 02:47 AM

not long after i'd returned to melbourne i was walking home half drunk from a freind's place. there was 2 girls and a guy chilling drunk on latrobe street. i walk past and one of the chicks comes up to me like "uuggghhh" all drunk and shit. i laughed and kept walking. she runs up behind me and says "i just wanted to show my friends that i can be reckless, so how's about giving me a kiss for old times sake". i was like "ok" thinking it would just be a peck or something and then she lunges at me and we go at it hammer and tongs for a few minutes, then we stop and she goes "ok thanks, see ya!". and that was that. pretty strange, but i was happy.




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Default 04-07-2004, 03:44 AM

abc, she was probably a guy.




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Default 04-07-2004, 03:47 AM

you should have said i have a dick like a rottweiller tail..stumping and wide




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Default 04-07-2004, 03:49 AM

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abc, she was probably a guy.
well, not likely considering the bangin rack she was sporting in her low cut top




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"i have 2 inches of hard dick"
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how high.

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Default 04-07-2004, 04:11 AM

I wish this happened to me more often.




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Default 04-07-2004, 05:31 AM

thats truely fucked up sir.......she probly needed money to support her family man.....but fuck it.....you did the right thing....

YOU SAID NO TO THE BITCH.....CAUSE YOU DIDNT HAVE THE ITCH.....i tip my cap to you....




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