I was walking home from university, sleep deprived and bitter, when some random young girl stopped me infront a bunch of her friends. Our conversation went roughly as follows
her: how are you?
me: ok thanks
her: so um how old are you?
me: 20, why ? do you want me to buy you some ciggerettes or something?
her: no, I'm just saying hi
me: well... hi
her: so , will you fuck me ?
me: its a nice thought, but no, not right now
her: well, can I atleast suck you penis? please?
me: I'm pretty small, the chances are your already sucking my penis and just don't know it * phone rings*
her: is that your girlfriend ?
me: no, actually its my dad... so shut up while I talk to him
her: *shuts up*
me: *finishes talking and hangs up*
her: so um, can we atleast swap numbers so I can suck your penis another time?
me: look, this has been fun, but I'm really tired and this joke is getting old.. I'm going to go, have a nice night.
her: I CAN"T BELIEVE YOUR LEAVING ME !!! AFTER ALL WE"VE BEEN THROUGH *pretends to cry*
me: *laughs and walks off*
I'm used to being the one doing random and immature things. It was a pleasant change being the victim.
If any of you have similar stories where you have done / been subjected to random behaviour feel free to share.