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alot goes in a vagina....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by IHATEU, Mar 24, 2011.

  1. IHATEU

    IHATEU 12oz Loyalist

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    alot goes in a vagina....

    Discussion started by IHATEU - Mar 24, 2011

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    CBS/AP) SCRANTON, Pa. - Police in Scranton say they found over 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman's vagina following a cavity search.

    Karin Mackaliunas, 27, was detained last weekend following a crash, according to authorities. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.

    A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.LOL WUT???

    Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges including possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance.

    A preliminary hearing is scheduled for Monday.

    http://www.metro.us/philadelphia/blog/post/809133--weird

    http://thetimes-tribune.com/news/sc...ose-change-in-herself-1.1120067#ixzz1H0T8yCDl

    so 50 packs of H CHECK
    34 empty bags CHECK
    8 script pills CHECK
    50.00 CHECK
    and not just 50.00 cuz you know that 2.22 might get found in my pocket so i gotta stash that up my gash too!! i might need them two FUCKING PENNYS when im on the go!!!
    i dont even put fucking pennys in my pocket...
     
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  2. Doodle

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    Doodle - Replied Mar 24, 2011

    read this yesterday.....had me loling
     
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  3. Realism

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    Realism - Replied Mar 24, 2011

    I saw this as part of a banner ad on a porn site, the 51.22 had me losing it
     
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    !@#$% - Replied Mar 24, 2011

    and if you needed further confirmation of the intelligence level of this beyotch

    The woman waived a preliminary hearing today.

    :nope:

    maroon, you wuz s'posed to say the drugs wuz immaculately conceived!
     
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    Mercer - Replied Mar 24, 2011

    I picture cops chasing each other around the evidence lockers trying to smush damp dollar bills in each other faces like "ewwww".
     
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    Liz Taylor totally like died n shit!
     
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    nerkherder1 - Replied Mar 24, 2011

    thats funny because im also watching the office right now
    OMG
     
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    Junkies smash with double stick tape condoms on trying to score.
     
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    jackpot.

    coin purse couldn't fit any better then in this tickled pink twat tale...
     
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    ph btw, alots are so awesome

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    justchill - Replied Mar 24, 2011

    wtf why did this bitch tell the police she had the stash up there.
    should've got booked in , and just wait till it was cool, then either
    get rid of it,use it, or sell it in the county. dumb cunt..
     
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    Crocodile Tears - Replied Mar 24, 2011

    some pusher man was cunting on her making a drop, but i guess she gashed out too soon.....

    nyuck nyuck nyuck...
     
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    Goddamn the pusher man
     
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