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Revenge ideas for your annoying apartment neighbors.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GorbortOrman, Dec 31, 2001.

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  1. GorbortOrman

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    Revenge ideas for your annoying apartment neighbors.

    Discussion started by GorbortOrman - Dec 31, 2001

    The people above me are so fucking loud I cant stand it. They walk heavily around like they dont give a shit, more like they are stomping around. They also like to test their stereo system every half hour like turning up the bass full blast so it raddles my windows. Today they did it at 7:30 in the morning, fuckin cocks. I dont want to make complaints to the manager because thats a bitch move, but wrather get back at them secretly. I have done small things like turn on my hot water while they are taking a shower or whatever. I have also tried to turn up my bass but my infinity shelf speakers stocked with 8"ers cant compete with their speakers, i think they got 12s or 15's. What am I to do? Etch bath their car windows? Break stink bombs by their door? throw etchbath filled eggs at their windows? leave raw meat in the middle of the night by their door? I also thought about porring syrup all over the floor outside of their door. i also thought about putting glue into their key holes on their door. or just glueing their whole door shut... Fuck man, I have been thinking of a few things but havn't thought of anything good. Post your ideas or past experiences with apartment neighbors...

    REVENGE.
     
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    REGULATOR - Replied Dec 31, 2001

    i would do the glue in the keyholes thing...hehe
     
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    GorbortOrman - Replied Dec 31, 2001

    I was also thinking of writing them a little note that goes like this: "Yo whats up, I just wanted to let you know that your bass on your stereo has been bothering me, Im not trying to be a dick and rat you out to the manager, but Just chill with the bass. Thanks -tenant in apt#11"....yeah right

    Its either revenge or the note. Id wrather not get to know them and just fuck with them, The last thing I want is them thinking im trying to make an asshole out of them. I dont even know who they are, esxcept that they are a couple about 18 years of age. but fuck 'em, i'll glue all their shit nicely...
     
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    DEE38 - Replied Dec 31, 2001

    Get everyone to sign a petition to give you permission to kick their ass.

    The note sounds nice too.

    When I lived in my apartments in L.A.... it was fancy smancy stupid santa monica apartments where the main office got pissed when i'd pick up my packages from them in my pajamas.
    The people even ratted me out several times when I had to do my school projects, which included me pounding hard plaster.. and it sucked having to do my assignments all super quiet.. but I still understand where they're comming from.

    Write the note, and if they continue to disrespect you, you gotta holler at the head honchos incharge and let them know whats the problem.
     
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    post. - Replied Dec 31, 2001

    this is fun. go to a petshop and buy like 500 crickets. release under front doors or through a crack in a car window. you can never get rid of them, and the ones that die smell soooo bad. its really nasty.
     
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    you can do like my friends did to thier annoying neighbors. Get zack morris really drunk and let him throw up all over thier front door after letting him eat a VERY large meal at denny's.
     
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    one of my friends was having beef with his apt. neighbors--here's how he handled it. he put like 6" long nails sharp side up all in front of his nieghbors door in the middle of the night. the next morning, his neighbor was walking out the door to leave for work and catches a nail all the way through the sole of his shoe and through his foot. then my friend listened to him scream in agony and laughed like the sinister bastard he is. then the dude was on crutches for a couple days over it --which my friend thought was even more funny. i dunno-you're probly better off glueing the lock then trying some shit like that though.
     
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    order everything to their apartment. cabs, pizza, plumbers, cable guy, everything.

    or orange juic concentrate on their car seats makes for sticky fun.
     
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    GorbortOrman - Replied Dec 31, 2001

    hahaha. I remember a few months ago, I heard the girl up there screaming at the top of her lungs, like horrified screaming. and it lasted on and off for about an hour. My friend showed up a little bit after it happened and we chilled for a bit. We then decided it was time to leave. This was about a half hour after the girl stopped screaming. Right when we are exiting the main entrance of the building, we see 5 cops outside in a single file line with guns drawn. My eyes lit up in shock. The cop in the front told me and my friend not to move, and asked us where the girl was. I told him this is my friend and I had no idea what he was talking about and we were just leaving. I told him what number I was from and he said "alright, you guys can go". There were like 5 cop cars altogether, and a few blocking the street. We came back 10 minutes later and the cops wouldn't let us into the building. We waited across the street with other tenants and they were talkign about how she was trying to commie suicide... We were aloud to go back into the building an hour later. It was bullshit. The nail idea sounds perfect, How do i go about setting this up?
     
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    I used to have terrible downstairs neighbors. Every Friday they would invite the family over for dinner of bbq, then get drunk and start fighting before dinner was even done. He was abusive, so we got to hear that. And he was a pot smoker and when he coughed over a big hit, you would here her telling the kids that Daddy's asthma was acting up again. Anyway, we were always giving them crap. We used to put the speakers on the floor face down and crank them up. We sent them things. One of the best was a hardcore, super freaky, porno that she was screaming about. We also sent things to her in the mail making it look like she had a man on the side. They never even knew it was us. We had a lot of fun with them. When they moved we went down and they gave us their waterbed frame (a huge four poster, pedestal, cali king with curved glass curios in the headboard). While we were there dude was telling us about the wasps nest they had problems with (one of the reasons they were leaving) he kept spraying it with Raid and it kept getting bigger. We had a balcony over their porch and the balcony was mostly inclosed with a 1/2 in or so gap between the side and bottom. We had a good razor and all our male friends would have me shave their heads. I would then sweep the hair into the crack. Dude thought all the hair was a wasp's nest. Hahahaaha
     
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    GorbortOrman - Replied Dec 31, 2001

    Sometimes I can hear their intercom phone hum and I hurry to pick it up before they pick up theirs. I have litened to them letting in their friends. Sometimes it goes like this: I pick up my intercom phone first. The dude says "Who dis be?" then this girl outside is like "Ya momma, now let me the fuck in!" and then he says "I dont want you over and he'll hang up" and then the girl will ring it again, the dude will say "Who dis be?" and the girl we be like "Its tanisha! now hurry the fuck up and let me in its cold out here!" and then the dude will buzz her in by pressing the button on the phone mount. Its so funny I can listen to all their conversations with people they let into the building. Next time I catch another conversation, I'm gonna pick up and start talking shit and saying fucked up shit. hehehe
     
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    GorbortOrman - Replied Dec 31, 2001

    Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. The dude is some wigger fubu mother fucker that listens to ja rule and shit like that. He sounds like a wannabe gangster.... fuck 'em.
     
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    imported_splint2 - Replied Dec 31, 2001

    shove a road-flare in that wanna-be gangster, wigger-ass motherfuckers' bunghole...that'll teach him
     
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    cornelius - Replied Dec 31, 2001

    hmm.. i dunno if this would work for your people... but when i was younger, there was this cunt that lived in the apartments across the street from me.. she weighed a good 3 or 5 beans... used to bitch at everybody.. so i took some rubber tubing, tied it to her doorknob, and then tied it to the stair rail... she couldn't get out of her door, so she had to crawl her fat ass over the balcony to go untie her door... it was the most hilarious shit i had ever seen... ahh... memories...
     
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    455 - Replied Dec 31, 2001

    Yeah.those people above you are lame....just wondering..are they the people that own that piece of shit Ford Aerostar outside your window...find out what car they drive..and I'll put some sugar in the gas tank..that will get 'em stoked,believe me.
     
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