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so today some jailbait begged to suck my penis

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SilentBob, Apr 6, 2004.

  1. SilentBob

    SilentBob 12oz Member

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    so today some jailbait begged to suck my penis

    Discussion started by SilentBob - Apr 6, 2004

    I was walking home from university, sleep deprived and bitter, when some random young girl stopped me infront a bunch of her friends. Our conversation went roughly as follows

    her: Hi
    me: hello
    her: how are you?
    me: ok thanks
    her: so um how old are you?
    me: 20, why ? do you want me to buy you some ciggerettes or something?
    her: no, I'm just saying hi
    me: well... hi
    her: so , will you fuck me ?
    me: :eek:
    her: :D ;)
    me: its a nice thought, but no, not right now
    her: well, can I atleast suck you penis? please?
    me: I'm pretty small, the chances are your already sucking my penis and just don't know it * phone rings*
    her: is that your girlfriend ?
    me: no, actually its my dad... so shut up while I talk to him
    her: *shuts up*
    me: *finishes talking and hangs up*
    her: so um, can we atleast swap numbers so I can suck your penis another time?
    me: look, this has been fun, but I'm really tired and this joke is getting old.. I'm going to go, have a nice night.
    her: I CAN"T BELIEVE YOUR LEAVING ME !!! AFTER ALL WE"VE BEEN THROUGH *pretends to cry*
    me: *laughs and walks off*

    I'm used to being the one doing random and immature things. It was a pleasant change being the victim.

    If any of you have similar stories where you have done / been subjected to random behaviour feel free to share.
     
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  2. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush 12oz Veteran Member

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    Gat Bush - Replied Apr 6, 2004

    you snoozed asshole. *just kidding. most men would probably have given in to it. how old 15? 14? if you were mexican you would marry her. but when will you ever get the opportunity again to have a girl offer you a bj? :confused:
     
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  3. lifesuksdie

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    lifesuksdie - Replied Apr 6, 2004

    .................no comment:nope:
     
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  4. 2 blaazed

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    2 blaazed - Replied Apr 6, 2004

    u suck dude...turnin down sum pussy and tellin her u got a small penis

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. EyeforAnEYE

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    EyeforAnEYE - Replied Apr 6, 2004

    that girl probably had a horrible std, better to have just walked away.
     
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  6. mental invalid

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    mental invalid - Replied Apr 6, 2004

    i find it hysterical that she was refering to it as penis and not cock or dick...
     
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  7. -J.Handsome-

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    -J.Handsome- - Replied Apr 6, 2004

    :nope: should of got the hummer.
     
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  8. BackSeatBebe

    BackSeatBebe 12oz Junior Member

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    BackSeatBebe - Replied Apr 6, 2004

    HAhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahhahahaa
     
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    <KEY3> - Replied Apr 6, 2004

    too funny.

    it would have ended one of these ways:

    a) you pull it out and she yells somehting like 'BUUURN!' and all her friend laugh.

    B) you pull it out and her actualy 28 year old hick boyfriend beats your ass.

    c) you pull it out and the cops sting you

    d) you pull it out, she does the deed, then stalks you untill you're dead.
     
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    SARSdealer - Replied Apr 6, 2004

    are you kidding, thats all the more reason to stay, i mean you only live once..
     
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  11. Easy E

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    Easy E - Replied Apr 6, 2004

    herpes for all!


    *edit*


    herpes for some, miniture american flags for others.
     
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    T=E=A=S=E - Replied Apr 6, 2004

    i would have pulled it out and been like "do your thing girl..."

    :huh?:

    :lol:
     
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    DETO - Replied Apr 6, 2004

    swonk esaet</span>
     
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    ASER1NE - Replied Apr 6, 2004

    on a related note :

    walking home from this jam , some guy , yes guy was walking with what i thought was his gf , and i was with my gf . when as we passed each other the GUY was like ill suck ur cock . needless to say i was disgusted and embarassed and just continued walking .
     
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