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THE BEST WAY TO GET SOMEONE FIRED...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Stereotype V.001, Jul 28, 2005.

  1. Stereotype V.001

    Stereotype V.001 12oz Member

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    THE BEST WAY TO GET SOMEONE FIRED...

    Discussion started by Stereotype V.001 - Jul 28, 2005

    Any suggestions, ideas, things that have worked for you in the past? It's at a fastfood franchise, and I don't work there, if that's of any help.

    A few of the ideas I have had so far are

    1. Throw a brick through the window with a note tied to it that says "HEY &*%&&*$, WE'RE ACTUALLY NOT GOING TO THE BEACH TOMOROW, YOUR CELLPHONE WAS OFF SO I FIGURED THIS WAS THE BEST WAY TO REACH YOU. BYE!"

    2. Etching the windows "**** ****** WORKS HERE, LOL, WTF, LOL"

    3. Taking this idea from Seinfeld, call the manager 10-15 times a day asking if so and so can talk, and they said it was fine to call.

    4. The less fun, but probably more succesful route, calling management and complaining that someone roughly fitting the description of intended victim "Spit in my kids 6-inch turkey!! You'll be hearing from my lawyer!!!"

    Any help at all is much appreciated.
     
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  2. ODS-1

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    Why the fuck would you do something like that?
     
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  3. POIESIS

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    POIESIS - Replied Jul 28, 2005

    there must be a terrific story behind this.
     
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  4. Stereotype V.001

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    Stereotype V.001 - Replied Jul 28, 2005

    ^^^
    REVENGE!!!!

    Dey stole mah vintage ALF pogs, nigga, wtf

    Actually it is the least I can do, all things considered.
     
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  5. boogie hands

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    boogie hands - Replied Jul 28, 2005

    you could start by not being such a pussy.
     
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  6. Stereotype V.001

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    Stereotype V.001 - Replied Jul 28, 2005

    If you guys help me out, and a period of time goes by without legal reprecussions, I will post pictures and the story behind it.
     
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  7. synaps

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    synaps - Replied Jul 28, 2005





    hahahah. some of those are classic

    the problem with that last one is that a lot of time major franchises will often let their own lawyers handle things like that being that there is no valid proof and will stand by the employee as long as 1] they've been a good employee 2] he hasnt had any complaints in the pass

    if you can get a friend or two to help, maybe your best route should be to call the manager/s over a week or so span complaining that he/she was really rude and you think they may of swore you on the way out the door.




    there must be some serious animosity going on if you want someone to get fired from their job. thats cold.
    i'd beat a man close to death if i knew he intentionally lost me my job.


    why the hate? if you dont mind my asking so...?

    edit:
    fucking spelling
     
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  8. Dick Quickwood

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    do all four
     
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  9. ElectricitySucks

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    ElectricitySucks - Replied Jul 28, 2005

    go to the fastfood place while the person you hate is working and beat them up.
     
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  10. Krakatau

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    Krakatau - Replied Jul 28, 2005

    1. Don't be a little bitch with all the unnecessary whateverthefuck.
    2. Just fight and call it done.
     
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  11. shameless self promotion

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Jul 28, 2005

    "2. Etching the windows "**** ****** WORKS HERE, LOL, WTF, LOL"


    [​IMG]
     
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  12. ?$?

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    ?$? - Replied Jul 28, 2005

    damn thats some playa hata ball shit. HATE HATE HATE
     
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  13. G_soul

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    thats wrong to get someone fired... but eh...

    stuff a dead rabit (any animal will do) in the bosses lunch and or desk and with a note saying thanks for sleeping with my wife or g/f you ass -____________ name of the dude you want to fire

    its wrong but im bored!
     
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  14. Biggus Dickus

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    Biggus Dickus - Replied Jul 29, 2005

    Think about this for a fucking second... wouldn't it be a far greater insult to do nothing and let this person KEEP WORKING AT MCDONALD'S? I mean shit, being fucking homeless is classier than working in fast food.
     
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  15. Bumboclot.

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    Bumboclot. - Replied Jul 29, 2005

    At least tell us the story behind it...
     
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