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You Ever Bust A Nut So Good It Made Your Knees Buckle?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Porcelain, Mar 18, 2008.

  1. LadyNapua

    LadyNapua 12oz Senior Member

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    LadyNapua - Replied Mar 19, 2008

    4 years without sex is an awful thought.

    My guy is only home for about 11 months and then leaves for 7-8 months. This has been going on for 6 years. At least we have webcams....
     
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  2. dosa312

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    dosa312 - Replied Mar 19, 2008

    I never buckled from a nut... but I was smashing on the bathroom sink once and as Im standing there in front of the sink working on this broad, I got a leg cramp in my calf and buckle... this broad was laughing like a mutha fucka... I laughed once the cramp was gone... Moral of the story... HYDRATE MUTHA'FUCKAS!!!!
     
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    dosa312 - Replied Mar 19, 2008

    And I have to wonder... after 4 years of no sex... do you start having wet dreams again???
     
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    Jackson - Replied Mar 19, 2008

    LOL
    Yeah morning cramp in bed with a woman is not better than morning cramp not in bed with a woman.
    Morning cramp sucksssss
     
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  6. DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER

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    DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER - Replied Mar 19, 2008

    Yeah, I know what you mean.
     
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  8. earl broclo ESQ

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    earl broclo ESQ - Replied Mar 19, 2008

    very good point, a dreadful choice of words on my part.

    we were busting each other's chops, or asses, or maybe just cutting up on each other would be better off.

    either way, my girl doesn't have balls.
     
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    earl broclo ESQ - Replied Mar 19, 2008

    ever let one go, and then you have to search for it to clean up? one time i was dating this girl, and while in between apartments, was sleeping at her aunts house. she ended up using her little cousin's bed, and during a visit i went commando on her. so i pull out, and can't find the towel in time and try to use my hand to cap that shit. unfortunately, some of my boys went airborne on me. i never knew the distance this thing could shoot, it's amazing. so anyways, i'm sitting there finishing up, and i'm worried that i just shot a load on this 9 year old's sticker book or something. so i'm looking around the little dudes room, trying to find the mess. then my girl says "i found it!" i turn around, and she's sitting there with her cat laying next to her. goes to prove that my boys know how to find pussy. i felt bad because i got the cat right on the head, but at the same time --how can you not laugh at that shit.
     
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  10. *PROTOCOL*

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    *PROTOCOL* - Replied Mar 19, 2008

    HAHA! My friend told me a similar story except him and this girl werew tripping acid and he couldn't find it anywhere, and the girls conservative christian mom came home right then and the girl ended up having it in her hair and so her mom noticed this, and sat them down to talk. So, my friend had to listen to some wacko lecture about sex being sinful while tripping. How is that for awkward?
     
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    gasfacevictm - Replied Mar 19, 2008

    ^^That is some shit right there.
    I love fucking while I'm tripping though.
    Shit is amazing like I'm fucking in pixie land.

    Sometimes i bust so hard i have trouble seeing for a few seconds afterwards.
     
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    Theo Huxtable. - Replied Mar 19, 2008

    happens all the time.
     
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  13. LadyNapua

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    LadyNapua - Replied Mar 19, 2008

    props for that one!
     
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  14. GLIK$

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    GLIK$ - Replied Mar 19, 2008

    you ever run online to talk to a bunch of dudes about busting nuts?
     
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  15. yinz n'at

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    yinz n'at - Replied Mar 19, 2008


    that rules
     
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