You got the centennial package? They only sent me Yankee Doodle Dandy’s hat?

These Converse once saved my life. In the 80"s i cut outa skool walked into a bodoga and racked a 4D OUNCE bottle of old gold walked up to the beach pass the fuck out while I was sleepin someone stole my Jordans off my feet woke up drunk with no kixx BUGGED OUT dammm someone taxed my jordans shhhhit den reality hit like how am gonna get home now with no kicks ??? I dunno but i looked on the side of me ther was a pair of converse a couple feet away and nobody around i guess the person went for a dip in the ocean anyway they were called larry birdz at the time they were 2 or 3 sizes 2 big but i borrowed them anyway i walked home drunk lookin like ronald mcdonald but that was the day DEEZ converse saved my life!! TRUE STORRY!!