12ozProphet

100% Innocent. Nice series !

True story ---> One afternoon on a sunny Spring day years ago I was sittin in the Thai spot right across the street. I'm chillin at a window table, zoning out, eatin my $4 lunch special, when a cop car suddenly parks right in front of where I'm sittin. Two cops step out, the driver and the one from the passenger side. One cop unlocks the back door facing me and they both take out this dude. They stand him on the street. THIS DUDE HAS ONE FUCKIN LEG AND HIS HANDS ARE BEHIND HIS BACK HANDCUFFED! He's unsteady, balancing himself. I expected the cops to pull out crutches or pop the trunk for a wheelchair. Nothing. The cops just nudged him to face Baxter St.. So,this dude hops,as if on a pogo stick, to face the entrance. Then they start movin across the street, cops walking at the dude's left and right side, while he hops forward, pogo-stick style, wearing LONG CUT-OFF JEAN SHORTS. One side's flappin in the wind like a fuckin flag since there's no thigh to fill that space and the other side has his one hairy leg - with a worn out dirty white Air Force 1 - sticking out. They stopped in front of the gate - three guy, five legs -then went inside. I sat there stunned. A few minutes later, a nice ass in a summer dress walked by and I was fine again. Shout out to Sev LES for carving his name thick into wall of the holding cell closest to courtroom, the one where you're sent for arraignment.