12ozProphet

Here you go… There is a tale behind this one, too. A little history for ya:
What we’re gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time.
When the only people that existed were troglodytes…cave men…
cave women…Neanderthal…troglodytes. Let’s take the average
cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he’d get up,
try to do his thing. He’d begin to move, something like this:
“Dance…dance”. When he got tired of dancing alone, he’d look
in the mirror: “Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a
woman gotta find a woman”. He’d go down to the lake where all the
woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He’d look
around and just reach in and grab one. “Come here…come here”.
He’d grab her by the hair. You can’t do that today, fellas, cause
it might come off. You’d have a piece of hair in your hand and she’d
be swimming away from you (ha-ha). This one woman just lay there,
wet and frightened. He said: “Move…move”. She got up. She was a
big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one
of the Butt sisters. He didn’t care. He looked up at her and said:
“Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me
sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!”. She looked down on him.
She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said :
“I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”. He said: “Wha?”. She said :
“I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”. You know what he said? He started it way
back then. I ain’t gonna lie to you. When she said:
“I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy” he said “Right on! Right on! Hotpants!
Hotpants! Ugh…ugh…ugh”.
The party was jumpin’ when Bertha got off o’ her stump,
The whistles were blowin’ and everybody did the “Bump”.
But all the time Bertha had been workin’ on her goodie,
Now folks call it “The Bertha Butt Boogie”.
When Bertha Butt did her goodie,
She started “The Bertha Butt Boogie”.
No question.
When Bertha got movin’ her hips were hummin’ in the wind,
The ground started shakin’ - no grass grew where she’d been!
The music was poppin’, the crowd had formed a ring,
Her sisters yelled, “Boogie, Bertha, do your thing!”.
Uh, for your information, Bertha had three sisters,
Betty Butt, Bella Butt and Bathsheba Butt.
When Bertha Butt did her goodie,
She started “The Bertha Butt Boogie”.
I said no question.
Hey, Leroy, get away from that woman!
The boy’ll never learn!
Uh-oh, here comes the Troglodyte!
Troglodyte: “Come here, sock it to me!”
Bertha stood back and yelled, “Betty, Bella, Bathsheba!”
And the Butt Sisters backed her up when she yelled, “I need ya!”.
The Troglodyte, Leroy, Luther and the Butt Sisters all knew
That “The Bertha Butt Boogie” was now the thing to do.
When Bertha Butt did her goodie,
She started “The Bertha Butt Boogie”.
No question.
Bertha: “I’ll sock it ya, daddy!”
Troglodyte: “Me like, me like! Come here, woman, woman!”
Leroy: “Yo’ mama, I’m calling you, man!”
Troglodyte: “Yeah - the Boogie!”