12ozProphet

Update to yesterday’s top story: Shyne Po, pardon me, I mean Moses Levyi, is NOT home yet. Apparently, the Feds have grabbed him on some immigration hold. They are trying to determine whether or not they should deport him to Belize.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1623220/20091006/shyne.jhtml

Now this puts me in mind of my man Ricky Dee, who I went to High School with. He was a relaxed, laid back type of dude. Never a hard-rock or a thug, more of a ladies man. Smooth is the word that comes to mind. Now, bear in mind he came to this country as a likkle youth, not a hardened criminal. He was a product of New York City’s public school system. IF he became capable of violence (even if ONLY to protect his family) America made him that way.
Now as I understand it, these laws were created in attempt to keep criminals from other nations from emigrating to the U.S. and setting up shop. Not to harass entertainers who have lived their entire lives here and already completed their bids, satisfied the courts and “The People of the Great State of New York”.
Perhaps, in his final days in office Gov. Patterson could grant Shyne a pardon as well. Maybe we could trade them Puffy, Jeezy, Gucci Mane , Arnold Schwarzenegger , David H. Patraeus, Lady GaGa,  Dick Cheney, and The ShamWow guy for Shyne Po and Ronald Isley? Arms for hostages? Arms for cocaine?
Didn’t Bush pardon JOHN FORTEfor trying to stroll thru Newark Airport with a truckload of cocaine? I guess you gotta look out for your employees in a family run business like cocaine import/arms export in this rough economy.
What’s that you say, Rick?

“...LICK THE BAAAAALLS!”