12ozProphet

I’m from the generation that thinks all Hip-Hop/rap music after 1995 sucks, unless you’re Jay-Z, Nas or the Roots. This includes Lil’ Wayne. So when I first heard the lyrics to this “Lollipop” song, “Shawty wanna fuck/Bottles in da club”, I was like what the fuck is this bullshit? And like most pop music, if you hear a song enough times, you get brainwashed into somewhat liking it or at least accepting it for what it is. Even if you never actually verbally admit it to anyone. So I’m going out on a limb to admit I like this song. I like this song a lot. You know why? Because every hot girl under 30 years old who enters my place of work gets excited and sings the lyrics of this song as soon as it plays. It’s like if they can’t help it. So this little homely motherfucker accomplished something that Big, Jay-Z and all the nicest M.C.‘s in the world haven’t. He’s empowered hot bitches across the country or at least in Washington Heights to sing that they want to suck some dick in public. That’s more than half the battle. All you have to do as a man is get them alone and produce and it just might go down. Literally. You can’t be mad at that. Unless you have a hot 16 year old daugther at home singing the song. Then I just might be pissed.