“The Art of Appropriate Behavior”

When at work, rock out, but not with your cock out. Work hard and smart, unless you absolutely suck ass, you should succeed.

Return all phone calls no matter how unimportant they seem. Today’s nobody can turn out to be tomorrow’s Diddy and he’ll remember who was an asshole and who was cool.

When with a lady friend, treat her kind and don’t be a thirstburger and eventually she’ll want you to fuck her out her mind. You’ll know when she’s rocking her knees and there’s an awkward silence. This means do something, homey. I usually just take it out on them and that does the trick. This could backfire on some dudes. You guys know who you are. Keep the 5 incher in your pants till the very last minute.

When haters try to diss, brush that shit off your shoulder. When they come back to diss, offer them the condescending smirk. This in itself is an art and it pisses them off. Until you master the smirk, just stare at them like if they’re a retarded person who is amusing you.

Now when the haters come within one foot of your personal space in aggression, grab the back of their head and bring it down to your upcoming right knee in full force. Then hit them across their temple with your right elbow and follow with the left. Finish with a left knee to the grill. If this doesn’t disable homey, it’s very important that you run as fast as you can.

That’s all the wisdom I have for today. Thank you. Have a great weekend.

Posted on June 06, 2008 at 07:48 PM   |   Previous Entry   |   Next Entry   |   Entry List   |   Email Entry   |    Digg

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